Mr. Nara's relationshipcounciling101
I don't own Naruto, Dunknin Donuts, and Mr. Nara is Shikamaru's daddy
Relationship one
Sasuke sat haphazardly taped to a chair while Itachi munches on a donut and drinks coffee. Its fairly easy to judge the foremost Uchiha's anger, Sasuke had just begun to chew threw the ropes.
Mr. Nara our dear host had just walked in.
"Now please tell me the status of your relationship" Mr. Nara said, trying to make his voice sound really deep like cycologists do in the movies.
Itachi had placed his cup of coffee and the remaining half dozen donuts onto a table beside him. "You see" Itachi also tried to make his voice sound funny, except he tried to make his voice sound scratchy as if he had been sick for the last two weeks or something, "It has nearly deteriorated doctor," did you just see that, that means that Itachi is assuming that Mr. Nara is a doctor, (Note: Mr. Nara begins to do a happy dance on his desk) "I left for awhile when he was younger."
Suske who had been busy trying to escape, stopped for a second to mumble and yell, since duck tape is hard to chew threw, it had wedged itself towards the back of his mouth and is currently choking him.
"Hmm maybe you should spend more time together." Mr. Nara stroked his chin (note: he has no mustache goatee or anything of that sort) and listened intently to Itachi.
"YES I try to but every time I try, he's with his friends, and you know how they are they would tease me…." Itachi continues to babble on.
"Hmmm, Sasuke how do you feel about this?" Suske had slumped in his chair.
"See he's ASHAMED of ME!" Itachi ran to his little brother and freed him.
"Hey, now that his friends aren't around, you should go have a heart-to-heart conversation" Mr. Nara threw open the door to the outside world, "Be freeeeeeeee!!!!brothers!!!!!!!!!!"
Thirty minutes later….
Shikamaru walks into the little office that his dad still had, even though his mom had urged him to stop renting it and give up his dream of being a cycologist, looking around he spots the warm coffee and desks. The kid locks the door behind him as he leaves, supposing that the old man would come home when he got hungry (Shikamaru had his dad's wallet).
A/N: I don't want to fail, but writing fan fiction isn't helping my home work grades, so I gotta stop here, before I lose my hard-earned credits. Oh and here's some of my philosophy, RUNFROM STRANGERS especially in the morning, and I found out I passed so now I'm gonna write the rest of this story.