(A/N: I am off to invade Germany, which should take approximately two weeks. Naturally, I will not have time to update during this time, but I promise to bring you back something nice. Also, I have changed the title of this series to better suit the weirdly uniform subject. I hope this meets with approval and/or giggles.)
Chapter Sex: Servicing The Community
"Move!"
Snape whispered as he and a bunch of other Death Eaters lay hidden in
the bushes, waiting for the right moment to attack. "To the other
side of the house, now!"
Immediately
everyone scrambled forward, hindered somewhat by their long black
robes, until they were suddenly swept aside by a massive tidal wave
of hair.
"What the hell is that?" someone yelled, trying to wrestle free from the strands.
"Oh, honestly." Snape said, tearing himself free. "Vyvyan!" he shouted to a figure at the end of the hair-river.
"Yes?" Lucius said, for Vyvyan was one of his middle names, which was used when they were operating in secret.
"Fanservice is one thing, but would you please cut your hair?"