Kyuubi's a Boy
Summary: Long before the Kyuubi had been sealed inside of Naruto, there had been an attempted assassination of one of the Biju. Will the Kyuubi ever catch the Kyuubi? Will the assassin's last words cause the pain of his death to be even more painful in the end? What did the assassin say to make the Kyuubi even madder?
(In a forest somewhere in Hell)
In the forest the Kyuubi chased after a high ranking demon who had just attempted to assassinate on of his Biju, being as it was it was his job to take care of the assassin.
The Kyuubi was now chasing down the failed assassin. After catching sight of the assassin, the Kyuubi lowered his chakra levels even more as not to alert the assassin to his presence before necessary.
After a moment the assassin stopped, Kyuubi took this as a perfect moment to attack.
"Hey," the Kyuubi said while wearing a feral grin.
"Ah," the assassin said taking a few steps back preparing to run, "please don't kill me."
"That's a big no-no, you've been a bad, bad boy trying to kill the little Nibi, I can't just let you leave after something like that," Kyuubi said talking like he was talking to a little kid, meanwhile he made some hand seals creating a cage around them, to keep the assassin from escaping.
"He he you don't have to be so cruel," the assassin backing up into the bars, "uh don't I get any last words or something?"
"Now why would I do that?" Kyuubi asked with a fake stumped face on.
"Well if you're going to kill me that would be the least you could do y'know?" the assassin pointed moving around the cage along the bars.
"Yeah I'm going to kill you, it's not like there's anyone who cares about your last words," the Kyuubi said ruthlessly.
The Kyuubi then pulled out a couple kunai, walking slowly, menacingly towards the soon-to-be dead assassin. Now the Kyuubi stood directly over the assassin, who was currently cowering in a corner of the cage.
The assassin then chose his time to voice his last thoughts, "Waaah, I don't want to die by the hands of a chick."
(Later back in the Capital of Hell)
"Oh hey, guys there's a huge mess about 1.2 miles out of town," the Kyuubi noted as he walked through some doors. (like in Hokage Tower when someone goes to see Tsunade)
One of the other people who were in there piped up, "Called you a girl right?"
"Yup," the Kyuubi said sitting down in his chair.
A/N
Okay thanks for reading this chapter, I would love to see a review, though. Just one or two, I mean I allow anonymous reviews too. Sorry 'bout the shortness. Also I'll get the next chapter up next week, probably like seven days from now. Don't worry it won't be late all I have to do is type it up. I already got the rough draft finished, 'kay. The next three or four for sure won't be late because most of them are already written.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…it's so sad( for me)