Kyuubi's a Boy
Summary: One Halloween the Kyuubi went out trick-or-treating. What had been the outfit he had decided on going out in? How much more did it make him look like a girly man? What happened to the man who dared call the Kyuubi a girl?
(Kyuubi's house, Halloween in Hell)
Kyuubi then finished putting on his eyeliner (What kind of costume is the girly man wearing?) for his Halloween costume.
"I shall be the best looking demon on the streets," the Kyuubi thought spinning around looking in the mirror before him.
The kyuubi then picked up a bag that went perfectly with the costume he was currently wearing. At first after he had left the house he didn't notice the looks from the guys. When he finally did notice though he just guess that the guys were gay or really liked his outfit.
This thought of the Kyuubi's came from the fact that he was convinced it was obvious that he was a guy. It didn't matter to him that he was naturally girly or that he was wearing a maid costume. A frilly lacy maid's outfit didn't matter to him, to him no matter what he wore he looked manly.
Some dude then whistled and spoke, "Woohoo! Nice ass, maid."
"What did you say to me?!" the Kyuubi growled at the man.
"I said you had a nice ass lady," the man stated back glaring back.
"I am…not a chick I'm a guy stupid," the Kyuubi growled.
"You could've fooled me," the guy said walking away.
Kyuubi looked toward the man, deciding which was more important; candy or killing the man. Killing the man, that was definetly more important. Now one calls him a girl and gets away with it.
Two days later a man so badly disfigured and hurt was found dead. Later he had been identified as the same man who had called the Kyuubi a girl.
A/N
OMG!! I'm so sorry for not updating. I mean I got caught up in trying to get up the next chapter for Kawaii High and never got it done. Oh man you guys hate me don't you? I'm so sorry, I mean after KH I started another fanfic (For me, no matter how much better it is than all of my others it's just for me.) to try and get the plunny fiends of mine working for the next chapter. Sorry!! Will you guys ever forgive me? I'll try to get the next one up next month, hey why not New Years. A New Year present for my readers.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…it's so sad (for me)