Note: Peach's point of view. There's like a magical word Peach loves to use, you'll see it. I hate Peach, BTW.
A couple of X nauts (from chapter one) brought me -Peach- in a room with a huge computer. A large dome headed guy started to question me -Peach-.
"Ok, boss, Grodus, go!" One minion said.
"Alright, where's the map?" He asked.
What they have forgotten was that I had a gag on my mouth.
"Not talking? FINE!" He yelled.
"Where's the map!" He asked.
"Fine don't answer, I don't want to know anyways…WAIT! Yes I do!" He said.
While he was talking I saw that the X nauts were sweating. He started to plead, then one of his minions un-gagged me. He sweat dropped for a moment, and fixed himself.
"Ok, now talk!" He demanded.
I opened my mouth, but before I could answer, a minion entered.
"Who are you?" He asked.
"I'm new, the name is Mole, anyways Hook Tail has been defeated, and she has lost the star." Mold reported.
Grodus did a double take, and dusted himself off.
"Call in Crump!" He demanded of Mole.
"Alrighty boss!"
"Fix your attitude!" He told Mole, as he ran to get Crump.
One of the minions started to say he was bossy.
"I am not bossy! He said frying him with his magic.
"Someone clean that up!" He demanded.
"I had to play hostage…" I thought.
Three shadows appear and introduce themselves, but as the youngest one was speaking, she got picked on.
"Mario will defeat you and also he has the map!" I blurted.
"Go to Boggly Woods and defeat this Mario guy!" Grodus said.
"I'll take his map, also!" The smallest shadow said.
They disappeared and I got sent to a room.
I headed left of the room, and entered possibly the only bathroom in the complex. What's weird is that the robots thought of building a bathroom in the first place. I took a shower, and in quick record time. (Author: Gross, she doesn't shower with soap or shampoo!)
After the shower I returned to the previous room and went to and heard a weird noise. The door to the right opened, as if it unlocked itself.
I walked in and a voice greeted me. I looked around and only saw a computer.
"Is that you god?" Peach asked.
"My name is Tech. I'm the most perfect computer created ever." The voice said.
"I'm guessing you're the computer? " Peach asked.
"That is correct."
"So why did you want me here?"
"While I was observing you…" he began.
"Was he looking at my perfect body?" Peach asked herself.
"I had this weird feeling." He continued.
"Maybe you ate too much," She said "Maybe your stomach hurts."
"…But I am a computer" he said in confusion.
"Anyways do you know what this feeling is?" he asked.
"Is it that time of month again?" Peach asked.
"I don't understand." He said confused.
"Anyways if you can help me figure out this weird feeling, I'll let you use my "services" to "you use." He said.
"OK!" She said, like Lil John.
Peach sent a message to Mario, and Tech sent her to her room.
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" She yelled as she left.
"Good night Peach." He said back.
The scene switches to Bowser's castle. We see two armored koopas talking.
"Honey, I'm home!" Bowser yelled as he came through the front door of the small room.
"Boss have you been reading fan-fictions about love stories again?" One asked.
"They're my soaps! I mean, can't I be both intelligent and masculine?" Bowser asked.
"Well, when we viewed the videos of you fighting in that tournament, you moved like a truck, and you called it running without moving your feet…" Another said. (Author: referring to Super Smash Bros. Melee)
"Anyways Kammy just told us to tell you to wait in the back." The first (one) said.
Due to forgetting the conversations between the minions and it's been a year since I've played the game, I'm skipping to Kammy now, and creating a chapter for the bloopers or editing this later.
Anyways Kammy comes through the back and reports to Bowser something.
"Sir, your soaps have been cancelled."
Just Kidding…
"Sir, Mario has been seen in Rougeport, hunting for a treasure."
"I thought that was Wario's job…" Bowser thought.
"Sir, do you like fried eggs?" She asked.
"Why?"
"It's for our under cover mission at the first location of the first star." She said.
"Will there be ham?" Bowser asked.
Before either could respond to the others question, one of the guards from earlier interrupted the conversation.
"Sorry to end your "business trip" but the princess has been kidnapped by someone else!" He exclaimed.
Bowser got wide eyed, and his pupils became small.
"WHAT!" He said.
Out of shock his started to breathe fire everywhere, but missed everything and only hit the floor. After catching his breathe, he summons his Koopa-Copter and crashes through the wall with Kammy trying to catch up, while Bowser is of course in the weird helicopter.
"And he said he reads to be intelligent." The other guard said.
Note: We return to Mario's POV