The Big House

Finale

Announcer: Hello, and welcome to The Big House Finale. We are down to our last 4, Gaara, Yahooco, FoXySlY, and Gir.

Gir: DIE!!!!!

Announcer: Foxy is out.

(Explosion)

Announcer: Yahooco out. It's down to Gaara and Gir.

(Ding dong)

Gaara: Hello.

Pam: Hi, I'm Pamela Anderson.

Gaara: ……………..

Pam walks up the stairs to see Gir at the top.

Pam: Hi.

Gir: Prepare to die!!!

Gir stuffs a waffle down Pamela's throat, pushes her down the stairs, drowns her in the pool, suffocates her, puts her in the oven, and feeds her to her husband.

Gaara: Gir, calm down!

Announcer: We have a new challenge! The contestants have to kill each other in a death round, with Sabaku-no-Amber as the guest.

Gaara grabs the stove while Gir grabs a waffle and Sabaku grabs a flamethrower.

Gir and Gaara: Where the heck did that come from?

Sabaku catches Gir on fire.

Gir: I WILL SKIN YOU AND WEAR IT AS A JACKET!!!!!!!!

Sabaku kills Gir and Gaara.

Announcer: Sabaku wins.

Announcer (singing): She is the queen of the hou…

Sabaku kills the announcer.

The End