The Big House
Finale
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to The Big House Finale. We are down to our last 4, Gaara, Yahooco, FoXySlY, and Gir.
Gir: DIE!!!!!
Announcer: Foxy is out.
(Explosion)
Announcer: Yahooco out. It's down to Gaara and Gir.
(Ding dong)
Gaara: Hello.
Pam: Hi, I'm Pamela Anderson.
Gaara: ……………..
Pam walks up the stairs to see Gir at the top.
Pam: Hi.
Gir: Prepare to die!!!
Gir stuffs a waffle down Pamela's throat, pushes her down the stairs, drowns her in the pool, suffocates her, puts her in the oven, and feeds her to her husband.
Gaara: Gir, calm down!
Announcer: We have a new challenge! The contestants have to kill each other in a death round, with Sabaku-no-Amber as the guest.
Gaara grabs the stove while Gir grabs a waffle and Sabaku grabs a flamethrower.
Gir and Gaara: Where the heck did that come from?
Sabaku catches Gir on fire.
Gir: I WILL SKIN YOU AND WEAR IT AS A JACKET!!!!!!!!
Sabaku kills Gir and Gaara.
Announcer: Sabaku wins.
Announcer (singing): She is the queen of the hou…
Sabaku kills the announcer.
The End
