Author's Note: This fanfic was inspired from a fan comic from w w w . d e v I a n t a r t . c o m (ignore the spaces). The comic is called Naruto Meets Fandom.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!
This is not intended to bash or insult pairings!!! This is only for HUMOR WISE!!! Now let's get on with the fanfic, so enjoy!
Ch1:
The Day Fandom Came
It
was a peaceful sunny afternoon in the Elemental Countries and our
popular shinobis; Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, were taking a break
from training and looked up at the clouds. Then from the heaven!
SCREEEECH!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
A
box fell from the sky and made a crash course collision in front of
the 3. Dirt and rubble flew and shot high into the sky as nits of
earth splattered the ground. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura took cover
just in time when the box fell and were slowly walking towards it.
The box was made out of ordinary brown card board, but it emitted a
dim light. Naruto, being the most curious and rash, ran up to the box
and ripped it open. Inside was a… laptop.
Speeding
up time…
Sakura
was the first to try out the laptop and kind of enjoyed it, until she
went into the internet. At first she was all so kawaii at the
SasuSaku fanarts. That was until she discovered that her love life
was suddenly very, interesting… Unimaginable amounts of KakaSaku
were shown, then there was ItachiSaku , NejiSaku, LeeSaku, and then
there was NaruSaku.
Sakura: OMG!
Naruto: (blushing)
Sakura: (hits Naruto's head)
Sasuke: …
During the day, Hinata and her team came across the laptop. Hinata was the first to find fanfiction and discovered that she was paired up with every character in the series… Including her entire family, distant cousins, the snake crazy psycho… and the team mascot.
Hinata: C-c-cannot sleep, fandom will eat me…
Kiba: What the-?
Shino: Don't ask.
Kurenai: (looks at laptop) HOLY SHIT!!!
Ino would have never, in her life, imagine discovering Yaoi especially NaruSasu.
Ino: Hm, interesting. Is it even physically possible?
She seems to build a liking for it!
Then there was this time when Tenten discovered… CRACK PAIRINGS!!!
Tenten: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Neji: My senses indicate she is laughing about something that features us as the main joke.
Lee: Ok…
Tenten: OMG! Even Gai-sensei is here!!! I have to see this!
Computer: (playing NumaNuma)
Tenten: OMFG MY EYES!!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!!! (runs off)
I think we get the picture…
Fandom not only went to Konoha, but managed to find its way to the Akatsuki's hideout. That's where Tobi found the most horrendous and dangerous thing in Fandom Universe. FORUMS!!!!! (plays dramatic music)
Tobi: OMG! DEIDARA IS A GIRL!?!?!?!?!
Deidara: SPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! (in front of Itachi's face XD) WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!!!!!!!! (jumps on Tobi and is strangling him)
Tobi: I read it on the Internet! Don't kill Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!
Deidara: GOOD MY ASS!!!!
While Deidara is strangling the life out of poor Tobi, Itachi saw the unthinkable in the fictional world. ItachiKisame.
Itachi: I can understand Uchia incest, harassing Naruto, and crack sex with that pink haired girl. BUT MAKING LOVE WITH KISAME!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs up to a phone) Hello? National Assistance for Abused Characters? It is I, Itachi… yes it's me again. I have a complai… yes AGAIN! What? Yes, I'll hold. (vein forms)
To be continued…
