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Disclaimer: I dun own Naruto or FF7 or anything but this fic so take that lawyer-san!

Sasuke: My life is horrible!

Kakashi: Oh shut your pie hole Sasuke-kun!

Sasuke/glares at Kakashi/

Paranoia Pistol/glares at author/ make it funnier!

SasukeUematsu: Oh fine! Just don't hurt me any longer/Tears/

Now will you untie me Lord Kaza?

Paranoia: Maybe… When you make it funnier!

SasukeUematsu: Oh Yevon save me!

Sephiroth: Shut up you stupid author.

SasukeUematsu: Yes Sephy-sama! I'll be quiet…

Sasuke: Untie him foolish mortal. If you untie him we get out of this fic quicker!

SasukeUematsu: Oh Sasuke that's so mean! I love my fic… does anyone else even care about me and my stupid fic!

Kakashi: No not really.

Itachi: I do!

SasukeUematsu: Thank you Itachi-sama! Now I feel loved!

Hinata: Oh Neji-kun! Where are you!

Gaara: You're not serious right? Neji and Hinata?

Itachi: Shut up Gaara!

Neji: Oh You Goth author! Save me from a unspoken death! Please?

Sasuke: Kaza! I said untie him!

Paranoia: No. Its not funny enough.

Sasuke: Flame n-

Paranoia: Since when have you cared about Seymour?

Sasuke: Oh right! Do as you please. /Walks off/

Paranoia: Mwahahahahahahahaha! Now I can make sure this fic is funny!

Itachi: Untie him now!

Paranoia: No. I like him this way.

SasukeUematsu: Asleep with a keyboard in his hands with ropes binding him.

Paranoia: Maybe I can type this fic now!

Itachi: Oh what devious things will Kaza-sama do to us now! Noooooo!

Paranoia: Kicks SasukeUematsu behind the nearest tree.

Paranoia: Now I am in control of this fic!

Paranoia: Oh bad consciences! Bad Kaga! Bad!

Kaga: Muhahahahaha!

Paranoia: As you can see Seymour Euroch AKA SasukeUematsu is no longer in control!