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Ch 2: Fandom Travels Very Fast
One day fandom found its way to travel back in time. And unfortunately it ended up in Suna when Garra was little. Currently this was Garra's first time to use the internet and he was trying to search up some kiddie toys.

Child Garra: Onee-san, what's sand-cest?

Temari: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! (spat out water)

Kankuro: (accidentally scribbles paint on face)

Temari: Don't worry Garra! Onee-san is here! JUST DON'T LOOK!!! (puts hands in front of Garra's eyes)

Garra: Wha-?

Temari: DAMNIT KAKURO! I TOLD YOU TO EARSE THE HISTORY!!!

Back in Konoha, present day, the boys were discovering the wonders of their pairings.

Naruto: Damnit!!! Why do I always have to be paired up and make love with the same sex!!! I only have feeling for Sakura!!!

Neji: I can see that in their world, we are a very popular match for Hinata… I HOPE you aren't getting any ideas Kiba.

Kiba: (GUILTY!)

Shino: (playing Grand Theft Auto in the backround)

It seems that not only did a laptop come, but our game consoles and TV shows decided to join the trip.

Naruto: And why are you so calm about?!?! (points to Shikamaru)

Shikamaru: Why shouldn't I?

Shikamaru goes on the Net and searches for his pairings, but find nearly junk and nothing. He started to lose hope…

Shikamaru: Let's see… if I'm not paired with the hot sand sibling, or that hot chick from Sound 5, or that hot brunette from the Chunnin Exam, or all at the same time… should I be complaining?

Until he clicked the next page, that's when the search engine showed tones of ShikaTemari, ShikaTenten, ShikaIno, and crack pairings. Shikamaru got his hopes a little too high and went in too deep. That's where he found… SHIKAMARU YAOI!!! Which I will not describe.

Shikamaru: …AUGH THE PAIN!!!!!! MY DELICATE, INTELLIGANT BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!!!

BOOM!!!
Anyways moving along…

Lee and Shino were trying to find out which pairings were the most popular. That's when they found something shocking and new.

Shino: Disturbing…

Lee: OMG NaruSasu IS NOT THE MOST FAMOUS!!! IT'S KakaIru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: Oh no…

Iruka: (jaws slams towards the ground like a dead weight)

Meanwhile in a hospital, a girl is suffering mind trauma.

Tsunade: Ok again, what the hell happened Tenten?

Sakura: Err, well…

Hinata: It was horrible.

Ino: Tenten saw Gai-sensei stark naked…

Tsunade: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: Tsunade-sama, is their anything we could d- INO IS THAT A YAOI MAGAZINE!!!

Ino: No… where?

Hinata: (trauma, trauma, trauma)

Back in the Akatsuki Lair…

Itachi: I know you are there…

Itachi was still waiting with a fire burning around him…

Itachi: ANSWER MOTHERF(censored)ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Itachi is trying a hopeless attempt to try to contact us fan writers, fan artists, fan animators, etc…

Tobi: Deidara…

Deidara: What?

Tobi: Deidara.

Deidara: WHAT?

Tobi: Deidaraaaaaaaaaaaa.

Deidara: WHAT!!!

Tobi: Can I check if you're really a guy?

Deidara: …No…

Tobi: Aw…

Tobi might not live till next time.

To be continued…