1Ok im SasukeUematsu and I have just been overthrown by a mysterious author name Paranoia Pistol SAVE ME! I have no control on how this fic goes! Its up to Itachi and Sasuke and all the rest to bring me back to power!

Disclaimer: I dun own Naruto or FFX! Dun rub it in!

P.S.: This is dedicated to Kaza (Paranoia Pistol)

Paranoia: Oh shut up. Get back behind the tree so I can continue my planning the apocalypse!

SasukeUematsu: Oh. Here's the keyboard back!

Paranoia: Thanks.

Kakashi: Frrrrreeezze! (Roll your tongue while saying that)

Paranoia: Come Kaga!

Kaga: Oh fine!

Itachi HP 4500/4500 MP 999/999

Kakashi HP 6000/6000 MP 450/450

Sasuke HP 2000/2000 MP 240/240

Boss: Kaga

HP 18000/18000 MP 2000/2000 AP 4000

/Now Itachi uses shuriken on Kaga which takes off 4000HP points. Kaga uses One thousand Potions of Pain on Itachi which brings him to 1HP. Kakashi uses Flame no Jutsu to take 10000HP from Kaga. Kaga kneels on the ground now. Kaga uses Mega-Death and all of the party except Itachi goes away because Itachi was put under Zombie status from OtPoP. And how can you die if your already dead? So now everyone but Itachi is KO'd and now Itachi uses his overdrive Apocalypse no Jutsu! It completely annihilates Kaga for it takes 20000HP./

Paranoia: No! Kaga-san! You evil nuggets! You shall pay dearly!

Naruto: Nice kitty meow-meow! Now Kaza-chan! Don't be so hurtful!

Paranoia: CHAN! Aaarrrggggh!

Boss: Paranoia Pistol

HP 140000/140000 MP 9999/9999 AP 99999/99999

/Paranoia uses mega-death and then kills them all./

Paranoia: What was that? Foolish mortals! Your existence on this pathetic excuse for a world has come to an end! Didn't guess I had an evil side huh?

SasukeUematsu: Oh Kaza I thought you were nice!

Paranoia: I am! Just my evil sides have taken over me!

SasukeUematsu: Oh I'm so sorry!

Paranoia: Really?

SasukeUematsu: Yeppers! I know what it feels like/sniffle/ but I only have one. His name is Kaumake! He switches between good and evil! He's so nice and mean! Now can't you untie me and we work together to end this chapter?

Paranoia: No. Its. Still. Not. Funny. Enough.

SasukeUematsu: 0.o Evil Ronald McDonald! I'm going crazy! $#!