-YAY! I. AM. BACK. No! WAIT! STOP THAT! Aaaah!

Paranoia pistol (Kaza) is now known as Novelist Pup! My fans have waited two long years for this!

MY BEAUTIFUL SUGAR

Novelist Pup: Get back behind the tree! I will hurt you! Stop! No-gragggh!

Maester Uchiha (SasukeUematsu now changed his User name!): I am back! I am back!

Novelist Pup: Still. Not. Funny...ENOUGH!!!!

/Kaza just cut the rope with his precious knife and tackled Maester Uchiha...soon after minutes of fighting, Maester Uchiha was defeated (again) and tied to the tree/

Novelist Pup: I am back my minions!

Sasuke, Itachi & Kakashi: We don't think so.

Sasuke: Wait! Is. That. A. Chocolate. Bar. In. Your. Hands?

Novelist Pup: Y-Yeah...erm-Sasuke stop! Aaaaah!

/Sasuke wrestled for grip of the chocolate bar. He finally was successful! He also grabbed spare rope out of thin air and tied Novelist Pup to the back of the same tree that Maester Uchiha was tied to/

Sasuke: Now you two intelligent authors can work out a way to get out of this!

/Sasuke eats the entire King size Hershey's bar in one bite, and flees with the keyboard and the rest of the computer. Sasuke sits down atop the branches of a small tree overlooking Konoha. He types in random things, and magically pulls out three more chocolate bars. He devours all three, and continues typing with a dirty grin on his face/

Sasuke uses my Computer!

Microsoft Word-FF10 Battle against Itachi Ch5, by Maester Uchiha

Abcdefghijklmnopqurstuvwxyz...

Kakashi and Itachi leaped from branch to branch, hoping to end this by stopping Sasuke's Sugar high (literally), now they saw a familiar tree overlooking Konoha, and candy wrappers thrown up into the leaves of the tree. A computer as there, in the middle of a sentence when-bam! Sasuke had knocked all of them unconscious. However, he did not know that Novelist Pup and Maester Uchiha were gaining.

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"No, stop or I will kill you!" Sasuke screamed.

Novelist Pup HP 170000/170000 MP 40000/40000

Maester Uchiha HP 167000/167000 MP 41000/41000

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Boss: Sasuke

HP: 8,000,000MP: 3000/3000

AP: 45000

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/Sasuke uses Mega-Death on all of them. Thankfully, the two authors are immune to Death, and any other status ailments. Sasuke uses Blizzard. However, no cry of pain came from either enemy. Sasuke becomes infuriated and activates his Mangyeko Sharingan (am I spelling that right?), Novelist Pup uses Emblem of the Cosmos to deal 7,000,000 HP damage to Sasuke, however Mangekyou guards half of this. Maester Uchiha uses "Mega Dual Blades" to deal 9,500,000 damage. Mangekyou guards it, but it is too much damage for Sasuke to handle, and Sasuke is defeated/

With Sasuke beaten to a pulp (I hated to do that to him...oh wait he was the author for 30 seconds! He did it to himself! Hahahaha!), Novelist Pup and Maester Uchiha decided upon their differences, and said that it didn't matter if it was funny or not. The end wasn't funny anyhow. Kakashi and Itachi shared their first kiss and went off to get married, and the fic was controlled again.

I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS C:

PLZ R&R I need them! Only seven so far! I'd like to thank my reviewers! Read some more of my stories!