Yo! Sorry it took so long! I should tell you right now that I don't usually write on weekends. Thanks to Naruto713-17, izabelprincess, and kameotoluvsgaara! Well, here's the story!

It had been a full week since Sasuke had first kissed him. And every day after, he had gotten a poem in every English class. Of course, that made Naruto feel like he had a secret admirer.

But he also noticed that Sasuke kept looking at him.

At first it was just twice every period, but now he looked at him every fifteen minutes. Really. Naruto actually timed how many minutes between each look.

But it wasn't really the looking that freaked out Naruto; it was the way he looked at him.

It was something between hate, hunger, and something else. But Naruto, having seen pretty much all the horror movies ever, thought it looked like a vampire stalking its prey.

'But vampires aren't real.' Well, he's half right.

And since Naruto has every class with Gaara, the school seemed to be covered by a mysterious black aura.

And Sasuke seemed to keep losing his stuff. Pencils, pens, rulers, calculators; all gone.

And in P.E., every once in a while, Sasuke would brush up against Naru; which confused him even more on whether the teme hated him, or liked him.

But there was always one thing that cheered him up: the poems.

And we will soon learn the truth about those, too.

Poor Naruto.

After P.E., Sasuke asked if he could talk with Naru. And he agreed.

As soon as they were alone, our dark antagonist kissed Naruto.

But he was prepared for it, so he quickly pushed him back.

"I don't get you! You kiss me out of the blue, then you deny it, then you kiss me again, and now you give me weird looks and stuff and kiss me! What the fuck!"

"You don't get it, do you?" Sasuke replied. "I thought you did, since you even gave it a name. And a correct one at that. I had no idea that you were this stupid."

"What! You just kissed me and now you insult me!"

"Hush." Sasuke completed his command with a finger to Naru's lips. "If I take the finger away, will you be quiet and answer my questions when asked?"

Naruto gave a quick nod.

"Okay. Now, do you remember what you called those 'weird looks' I gave you?"

Naruto gave a confused tilt of his head.

"No? You called them 'vampire looks'. Ring any bells?"

The blonde gave a nod.

"Okay. So here's my next question. And answer with a yes or no only 'cuz I'm running out of time. Do you believe in vampires?"

Now Naruto made a confused look and added an unsure 'no'.

Then Sasuke gave a soft smile. "Thought so. You humans and your movies." He then gave Naru a quick kiss. "Well, I'm glad you like the poems. Oh, and I'm terribly sorry for what Sasuke's about to do. I don't see why it's so hard for him to be perfect. Like me."

Then Naruto was on the ground, clutching his sore cheek.

"What the fuck, Uzamaki? I thought I told you to stay away from me. Next time you'll get more then a punch to the face."

And Sasuke walked off. Leaving a confused Naruto once again saying:

"What... the...HELL!"

So I hope that gave you some insight. But I'll be happier if that made you even more confused! Tell me what you think is wrong with Sasuke! And I suggest you read everything -including the chapters before, the summary, and the title- very carefully. Much love to all and whoever guesses right gets to be in my next chapter. You get to flirt with Sasuke! Come on! Who doesn't want to flirt with Sasuke? Well, maybe the people who totally love Naruto. In which case I'll let you flirt with him! Or anyone for that matter! If you guess right, I'll put you with any character you want! But, depending on the character, it might be just some random scene. So choose wisely! I can't wait! Oh, and I'm not updating until at least one person guesses. Much luv!