I decided to change this into something full of little drabbles that are tuck in my head. The idea for this drabble came when I was about to fall asleep in bed. It was heard to NOT laugh. XD

Disclaimer: ME no own. You no sue!

Which: Itachi's ramen or Sasuke's ramen?

"Naruto come here!" chided Sasuke; in his hand a bowl of Ramen.
" No! Come here Naruto-kun!" Itachi called out, his hands also holding a bowl of ramen.

"Uhhh…which ramen?" Naruto asked himself, turning his head to look at the men, who were approximately two yards away from him on right and left.

"Here, Naruto!" Sasuke called out, staring at the blonde.

"No, here!" Itachi's battled.

"WAAAHHHHH!" Naruto broke into tears (Anime style. With tears streaming out like water fountains.), scared about which to choose.

"Don't cry! CHOOSE!" yelled out Sasuke.

"WAAHHHH! ITACHI!" Naruto yelled and ran to Itachi.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Little brother!" laughed Itachi, "I WON!"

"But…but…I thought you loved me Naruto!" cried Sasuke, about to cry.

"I don't like Itachi." Naruto took the bowl of ramen out of Itachi's hands and threw it into his face.

"AAAHH! HOT! HOT!" cried Itachi.

"Ewww!" Naruto lifted his leg up and maneuvered it so his foot would meet with the area between Itachi's legs.

"Son of a b----!" Itachi fell to the ground, clutching his oh so poor nuts.

Out of nowhere he pulls out a baseball bat, and starts to hit Itachi with it.

"HIT TOY! HIT TOY!" he starts to yell out.

Hitting Itachi with the bat it until he's passed out from the pain. Naruto drops the bat and looks at Sasuke.

"SASUKE!" screamed Naruto, running towards Sasuke.

He practically jumped on Sasuke as he finally reached his boyfriend. Sasuke sat on the ground, his back against a tree. Naruto on his lap, eating ramen. Itachi was somewhere.

"Why'd you go to Itachi before?" he spoke up, looking at his boyfriend.

"To throw the ramen in his face and to hurt him", replied Naruto, finishing his ramen, "I would never leave you Sasuke. If I was, why the hell would it be Itachi?"

"Dunno."

Naruto cuddled close to Sasuke, the empty bowl on the ground away from his. He wiped his mouth with his sleeve and dug his face into Sasuke's chest and fell asleep.

"Give me the boy little brother!" an eerie voice said.

Sasuke moved his head up and looked at the owner of the eerie voice.

"AAHHH! Eerie voice!" Sasuke cried.

He stood up with Naruto cradled in his arms.

"NEVER! I would never give him to you!" he cried and started to run.

"Give him to me!"

"NEVER!"

Sasuke started to run, Naruto still cradled in his arms. Itachi waving the bat in the air like a mad man, chasing Sasuke.

"Come back here you little runt! And give me Naruto!" Itachi yelled.

LMAO! Funny?