Disclaimer- I do not own warriors.. thoug i do own the stupid ideas of this story. The excerpts i took from the book were edited into my own words.

Hey guys! i pimped out and wrote another chapter! hope you like it as much as you did hte last one! im absoloutly loveing the reviwes.. so keep reading!

Chapter 2

"So.. Can you tell us what it is all mighty one?"

"Decipher it may. If payment is given"

Said the black and white animal seated before Firestar.

Squirrelflight rolled her eyes. What could Midnight possibly want or need in payment for telling them what their mystery object was.

At Firestar's blank look, the badger said.

"The magic cakes, you orange idiot! I mean.. Cakes of magic i want,"

She didn't mean..

"You mean the twinkies?"

She did mean!

Hawkfrost snorted. He would have demanded soemthing better. Like Devils Food cake. Who liked twinkies anyway? Devils Food cake was so dark.. so evil. So evilly delicious! That's it! He could use devils food cake to convince leafprdstar to..

"Yes.. that is evil.. Yes.."

"Could you please tell us what it is?" Sandstorm pleaded, ignoring Hawkfrost.

Plead? To a twinkie-loving forest fool? Hawkfrost would have threathend to play the Wiggles all day to that badger who dared demand payment.

Midnight was nodding. "Tell you i will. For a small side payment of just $19.95!"

Leafpool bent her head in closer. She really hoped it would end out to be something sent to her by StarClan that would help her win the Sorry Championship.

"what Two-legs call, a book, it is." Midnight said, with a more mystefying than usual edge in her voice.

"Used to prepare French dinners, am i right!" meowed Brambleclaw.

"No.. you bramble bozo. Reeeaadd it two-legs do. See the pages?" Midnight ran her paw over the edge of the "book." The "pages" as they learned to be called flipped.

"There are so many!" Squirrelflight cried.

"They make me want chocolate." Cinderpelt mewed.

"Me too." That was Graystripe.

"Would you fill us in on why we're on the cover!" Sandstorm demanded.

Midnight smiled. "Book about you, it is."

Graystripe's jaw dropped. "So.. it'll have chocolate, right?" he asked. This was great. a book about him! Maybe they would have the story about the time he and Firestar discovered chocolate. That would be cool. Or the time he met the Lucky Charms leperachun! Everyone said he was lieing.. but now he would be proved right!

"Why would twolegs read about uss?" Squirrelflight snorted.

I know why they'd read about me. She thought. They're little kittypets are no match for my amazing forest-cat beauty.

"Can you read us some, oh great twinkie-one?" Leafpool mewed.

Midnight laughed. "Yes.. and i am the only one who can."

"Whats written on the cover!" Cinderpelt asked excitedly.

"It reads "Into the Wild."

Huh. This must be some boring documenty thing. Squirrelflight thought. About some boring twoleg.. who saw a cat.. who was orange.. and who fathered the coolest kit in history.

Midnight flipped through the pages. "Boring.. Boring.. sleepy that makes me..Hey this looks intresting!" she stopped flipping a few pages into the book. She coughed, and began to read in her creakiest voice.

"The creature hit him like an explosion and Rusty was thrown sideways into a clump of nettles.Twisting and yowling, he attempted to shake off the atacker that hd fastened itself to his back. It as gripping him with incredibly sharp claws.."

"Wow! That sounds just like what i did when i attacked that orange guy back when i was an apprentice. I wonder what ever happened to him.." Graystripe meowed.

"Hey Firestar!It's funny, you look just like him."

Exasparated looks.

It seemed to Graystripe like he was always getting those looks.

"Riight.." Midnight started. "Wayany, then the guy who is gray attacks this "Rusty some more. Rusty then throws off gray one, does he. Then he looses his magic gold slipper at hte ball and his carrige turns into a pumpkin."

The cats looked bewildered.

"Wrong story.." Midnight muttered. "Wayany, the gray kitten praises the orange kitten for fighting so well. Then more cats appear.

"Bluestar! Graypaw Crouched down and narrowed his eyes. He crouched even lower as a second cat, a handsome, golden tabby, followed the blue- gray she cat into the clearing.

"Bluestar! Lionheart!" Graypaw mewed in greeting, though he remained crouched.

"Who is this?" Bluestar, the blue-gray cat asked.

"hes no threat!" Graypaw mewed quickly. "not another clan warrior, just a Twoleg pet from beyong out territories. " Just a twoleg pet! The words inflamed Rusty. The warning look from Bluestar told him that she had seen the nager in his eyes."

"Then Lionheart drinks too much rum on a deserted island with Bluestar and they sing a pirate song, while Graypaw is captured by evil skeletons who try to skin him."

Blank looks.

"Oh yes.. wrong story. Well enough for today that is. I want my twinkies and my $19.95." Midnight said hastily.

"What is this? How do the twolegs know everything about us!" Firestar exclaimed. "Are there spies among our camp?" He gave everyone shifty eyes.

"I knew I shouldn't have trusted that stupid Leperachun!" Graystripe muttered.

Squirrelflight wasn't much listening to the idle chatter anymore. All she cared about was the book. Why wasn't she in it yet? When would they bring in the cute, adorable, brave, funny, kind, smart, beautiful ginger warrior! If they didn't, they would pay.

Sandstorm did some serious thinking while Firestar searched the den franticly for a nickle that would fill his payment. If it was aboutt Firestar coming to the forest, when would they brging her in? When would they bring in the cute, adorable, brave, funny, kind, smart, beautiful ginger apprentice! And what would the author write about her!

While everyone else thought about when they would be brought into the books, Hawkfrost wondered if it would hurt if he smacked the book across Mistyfoot's face.

"I shall put the book in a secret place in my summer home in the ThunderClan camp, so that lost it does not get, and into the wrong paws it does not wander." Midnight announced.

No matter what, Sandstorm decided, she needed to get that book.

No matter what. Squirrelflight decided, she needed to get that book.

No matter what, Hawkfrost decided, he needed to get that book.