Epilogue (AKA: Authors notes):
In the end the crew was restored to their normal bodies (Or whatever), Spock decided that being illogical might be okay once in a while, especially if Doctor McCoy was there with him. Ensign Tomalley regained his composure easily after slipping on the wet floor of Engineering, the dog of course running to lick his face.
The only person who couldn't really cope with the switch back was Captain Kirk himself. He often found himself trying to do up his short hair, and wondering why his legs were so dang hot. McCoy ran a few more tests, and, yes, he is still pregnant for reasons unknown. They are estimating a few more months, but the other half of said pregnancy is still unknown…
But, thank god, that's all another story.
Speaking of which… Sequel anyone?