Chapter 5: …And A Jewel Shard For You

"OK Sango! It's the big moment!" Kagome said happily. Sango ignored her. She was still mad at Kagome, and Kagome seemed to notice. "O c'mon Sango! Don't tell me your still angry about the whole Miroku kissing another girl thing!"

Sango stared at her in shock. "He what?" she snapped.

Kagome stumbled over her words. "Y-you mean… he… you… didn't know?"

Sango shook her head. "No I didn't!"

"Then what are you mad about?" Kagome asked.

"I'm mad at you for making go through with this!" Sango shouted. Then she spun around and marched outside.

Kagome stood frozen to the spot. "You're… mad at me?"

"And welcome back to, The Bachelorette!" Jakotsu shouted into the camera, which Kagome was operating. "Now it's time for Sango to eliminate 2 of the 15 bachelors on the show! Let's see who she picks!"

Sango stepped beside the little table, which the jewel shards were sitting on. She picked them up and went to one end of the line.

She strolled down the line, dropping a shard into each boy's hand. She skipped Naraku and Miroku.

"Um… Sango? You forgot to give me one…" Miroku began.

Sango glared over at him. "You aren't getting one, monk!" she snapped with a harsh tone. "And neither are you Naraku! You're welcome to leave anytime now!" she said, before turning her back towards them.

"But… but… I WANTED A JEWEL SHARD!" Naraku wailed as he threw a little temper tantrum. After about 3 minutes, he calmed himself and went back to his monkey castle. Miroku ran in the hut… crying?

As Miroku's weeping faded, all that was left was silence. Jakotsu broke it after a few minutes of awkwardness.

"Well, that's it for tonight! Stay tuned for tomorrow when the all day dates begin!" Jakotsu chirped into the camera.

"I feel a headache coming on…" Sango groaned as she put a hand on her forehead. "I'm going to bed."

"Wait Sango-" Kagome began, but Sango cut her off.

"I said, 'I feel a headache coming on'!" Sango snapped, before turning to leave.

See? What did I tell you? SHORT! I'll probably update once i've finished Yumemiru. There's only like two more chapters in that one so relax, it wont take me 5 years to finish it! OK? So ya, R&R please!