AN: ST. Paddy's day! Yeah baby! Bring on the Guinness!

At Anna's bar, which was invented solely for the needs of this fic, everybody was guzzling down beer and wearing green.

"Okay, folks!" announced Anna as she got on the platform everybody was facing. "It's time for the first performer of our rave! He's a world renowned comedian, ladies and gentelmen, put your beer bottles together for Kuuuuuumaaaaaa Junioooooooorrrrrrrrrr!"

Everybody laughed as Kuma got on the platform. He did a couple of bows as he grabbed the mike.

"Seriosly, folks. I was walking down the ocean one day, when this guy's asking me: Yo, what kinda animal are you? And then I say, I'm a grizzly bear. People are always fucking with me, saying wtf r u doin in Japan. Meh, says the dude. It's easy for you. See, I'm a sperm whale." said Kuma as everybody proceeded to laugh thier head off.

"Meh, I was going through this place, and I ask: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb? And the guy sayz: I have neons" said Kuma, but he was booed of as the joke sucked arse.

"Okay, " said Anna. "It's time for our karaoke. First up is... Dragunooov!!!" she clapped as the Russian dude in a cowboy suit with ironed jeans climbed on the platform.

"This song called 'In my country there is problem.'." said Dragunov as he grabbed a guitar from nearby and started playing.

"In my country there's problem

And that problem is transport

It take very, very long

because Russia is big.

So transport down the well

so my country can be free

we must make travel easy

and I tell you what to do.

In my country there's problem

and that problem is the Jin.

He win every tournament

he never lose them.

Throw the Jin down the well

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party!

Everybody applauded at Dragunov's horrible singing and guitar playing and Nina hurried over to place a horny kiss on his left ear.

"Okay, folks." started Anna. "Our next contestant is Eddie Gordooooooooooo!" she clapped as the said gangsta came over and started doing his hip-hop thingy.

"Yo wtf's up witchu niggaz/ u drink like sum bitchazz." but he was quickly booed off stage as th crowd were all alergic to bullshit.

"Next up, is Paul Phoenix!"

Paul started stripping to 'I'm too sexy'.

"I'm too sexy for this beer, too sexy for this beer, soo sexy I'm queer." he sang as he poured beer over his naked body. He revealed that he was wearing a thong.

"Whooooaaaaaaaaaaaa!" the non-lesbian female, gay and bi members of the audience.

"I'm too sexy for this joint, too sexy for this joint, now get to the point." Paul sang as he got off the platform and Bryan steped up, and pulled out an electric guitar and started playing and singing.

A Is For Anna Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Baek Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Christie With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Devil Derailed On A Train
E Is Eddie Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Feng Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Gon Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Heihachi Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Numbers Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

I Is For Irvin Who Lost His Front Brakes
J Is For Julia Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For King Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Lili Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Marduk Who Was Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nina Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Ogre Who Lived Life To Fast
P Is For Panda Who Swallowed Some Glass

One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Numbers Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

Q Is For Caligula Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Raven Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Steve Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tiger Who Froze In The Snow
U Is Unknown Who Was Trampled By Hooves
V Is For Violet Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Wang Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xiaoyu Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yoshi Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zafina Who Simply Went

INSANE

There were anchores and applause and everybody in the room was commending Bryan of his talent.

"And here I have the winner." said Nina holding out an envelope. "It's..." and everybody waited as if they were waiting for the winners of the Academy Awards. "... Dragunov!!!"

As Sergei went to claim his prize, the crowd booed and threw beer bottles at him.

"Bryan! Bryan! Bryan! Bryan..." shouted everybody.

Needless to say that Bryan got angry...

AN: Can anybody guess what is the original name and performer of Bryan's song?