Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I probably never will, unless I ask for it from the Make a Wish Foundation. Man, that's the only bad thing about not havin' cancer.

Hopefully the alerts are workin' by the time I post this. Ok, I know it took a while for this to come out, but I've been doin' stuff. Such is my excuse I use every time I'm late in posting. I bet you're all wondering "what happened to the good ol' days when Vanity used to post a chapter everyday?" well, that was when I had one story to work on DX and no major school tests to worry about.

This chapter is more like... a smutty filler, but it's not, because it's day one of Sasuke's week left. I wanted to get away from the drama for just one chapter.. and here's how I did it XD smut galore, minna!

Shikamaru sighed at the look his girlfriend was giving him. He had always told himself to be a real man and never fall for the pouty faces or tears of another woman, but his body always betrayed his mind. How could one say no to a girl like Yamanaka Ino? He grumbled and wrapped an arm around her shoulder, her pale blue eyes gleaming at him from under loose blond bangs.

"Just write down what you need and I'll get it," he mumbled.

Ino's face lit up and she smiled, giving Shikamaru a peck on the lips before pulling out a notepad and pen. Funny how things were always there for her convenience.

She began scribbling various things down, her tongue sticking out between her lips in thought, her pen constantly moving. Then she finished and tore the piece of paper from the pad, handing it to the lazy teen with a giant smile.

"I'll be waiting out here by the benches," and she sat down, crossing her legs, giggling to herself.

Shikamaru looked down at the items on the list and felt his head throb, Women, he snorted, going into the porn shop.

xXxXx

Naruto awoke, his light snoring having made his throat a little dry. Sitting up, he rubbed his eyes and groaned, looking down at his morning wood, "Wonderful..." he muttered. Lately, every time he laid eyes on his beautiful lover, he would get aroused. It was hard enough to keep himself from jumping Sasuke, but then last night he'd had the hottest dream with the raven screaming and crying his name as he was pounded onto his cock...

Shaking his head, he looked over to see Sasuke peacefully sleeping beside him, his expression so peaceful, With everything that's been going on... I sort of shouldn't be thinking those things. I have one week left with him, I'm not going to waste it on sex... Although, a day of unforgettable sex would be nice, he drooled at the thought, man, when did I become such a perv?

"Naruto...?" Sasuke blinked sleepy eyes, his head shifting on the pillow, black bangs falling from over his eyes, caressing the side of his face, "is it time to get up?"

"A-ah, no, I just woke up from a nightmare," he lied, knowing it was definitely far from a nightmare, "go back to sleep, I'll go make breakfast, then wake you up when it's done."

Sasuke sat up, his upper half bare as the sheets fell from around him, "Actually, I need to go speak with Kakashi..."

Naruto blinked, "About what?"

"Something important... I don't really want to talk about it."

"Oh.. ok," the blond got out of bed and stretched, "how long are you going to be gone? 'Cause I was planning on making us breakfast."

Sasuke lightly smiled at that, "Not long. An hour at most," he slid off of the mattress, his long boxers low on his hips, exposing the start of coarse black hair. He glanced over and saw Naruto drooling and raised a brow, slipping his long boxers off and replacing them with short ones.

"A-an hour, got it. Um, I'm going to go take a shower," he laughed nervously and moved forward, kissing his boyfriend good-bye, "stay safe," he whispered against soft lips.

Sasuke licked his lips and smirked, "I'm already dead, Dobe, what could happen?"

Naruto smiled and kissed him again before going into the hall bathroom, a new pair of boxers slung over his shoulder.

Now to go speak with Kakashi, the raven sighed and began sliding on a pair of pants and a dress shirt.

xXxXx

Naruto leaned against the shower wall, cold water pounding against his heated skin. He grimaced at his still throbbing erection and glared down at it, as if trying to convince it to go away, but the muscle refused to do so.

"Dammit," he grumbled, wrapping his hand around it, "I never used to do this that much before! It's all that teme's fault!" he began a steady pace and leaned his head back against the tiled wall, his mouth open slightly, his eyes closing.

As the water pounded against his chest, living his skin a raw looking pink, he moved his hand faster, wanting to just get this over with. He always felt guilty when masturbating these days. Why soil his hand when he could soil the delicious insides of his lover? D-damn, when did I... become such a perv--

"Ah..." he moaned breathlessly, caressing his hard on viciously and rubbing the skin of his inner thighs. Spreading his legs a bit wider, he looked down to see forming precum being washing away by the shower water drizzling from his chest to his hips and thighs.

He was so close, he could feel the heat tightening in his stomach, wanting to be let out. Pumping his erection a few more times and calling out Sasuke's name, cum spurted out and fell to the shower floor, the fluids being washed away by water.

He panted and licked his lips, frowning slightly, "That wasn't nearly as good as all the other times," he complained, probably because all the other times I was releasing into Sasuke.

Having already washed his hair and body before his "toying around", Naruto turned the chilling water off and dragged the white shower curtain back, stepping out and grabbing a purple towel sitting on top of his toilet.

"Naruto!"

The blond looked up when he heard Ino calling him, a light blush dusting his cheeks, H-How'd she get in here?.! he wrapped his towel around his waist and opened the bathroom door, stepping out into the hallway.

"There you are!" Ino chirped, carrying a closed box in her arms. She smiled and sat the box down, "these are for you and Sasuke. A Christmas present."

"Christ... mas...?" he blinked, then his eyes widened, "with everything going on, I completely forgot about Christmas!" he groaned, "and it was, like, a few days ago..."

Ino giggled, "Well, I'm sure Sasuke didn't mind since he didn't mention anything, but... you can use the stuff I bought you as the ultimate Christmas gift."

Naruto noted something strange about her smile. It was almost... devious?

"Um, thanks, Ino... What's in there?"

"Open it yourself, I can't tell you," she headed back for the door, "well, I should be going. Shikamaru's outside waiting for me."

"Wait... how did you get in here?"

"Oh, the door was unlocked," she smiled and waved, "bai bai!" then she left, closing the door behind her with a quiet "click".

The blond frowned, "Damn teme didn't lock the door after he left," he eyed the box on the table and walked over to it, carefully looking it over, afraid it was some kind of trick. Why would Ino give him a present now instead of on Christmas day? He slowly tore it open and atop of a bunch of newspaper rippings was a card.

Naruto & Sasuke,

I didn't have the money before Christmas to get all of this then, so I got it now! Gomen! I hope you two enjoy everything I bought you! Love you both, Meri Kurisumasu!

Yamanaka Ino and partial credit to Nara Shikamaru

"Huh, I wonder what she got us," excited, he pulled out the newspaper and looked inside, his cheeks heating up at what he saw.

Sex toys. Vibrators, dildos, cat ears, a... vibrating cat tail, collars, leashes, flavored and scented lubs...

Naruto felt his nose bleeding and he grabbed a paper towel from the kitchen, the dark blush never leaving his cheeks. Seriously, it was hard enough that he got aroused everytime he saw Sasuke, but now that he had all these toys he could try out on him...

He shook his head and grabbed the box, carrying it to their room. Looking in and seeing all of the items again, he felt his member twitch, blood flowing the the muscle. He groaned in annoyance.

"Maybe I... should try some out?"

xXxXx

Sasuke opened up the apartment door and went in, calling out Naruto's name. When he didn't get an answer, he started towards their bedroom.

The raven had gone to Kakashi's in order to talk about, well, sex. He'd noticed that his blond seemed to be aroused a lot, but never touched Sasuke. He thought that maybe Naruto didn't like the sexual encounter they had after the dance a few days ago, and was ignoring him when his sexual need came up. Kakashi had told him it was probably because of everything going on with Kyuubi and Shukaku. Naruto most likely didn't want to have sex when they could be out doing other things, doing other things to make Sasuke's last week perfect.

But the night of the dance, Sasuke felt perfect. All of his blond's attention was on him and his body, making him feel like he truly mattered, and he didn't mind it at all if Naruto wanted to just spend an entire day screwing like little horny bunnies.

As he approached the room, he heard the sheets on the bed shifting and a few gutteral moans. He furrowed his brows and let his hand sit on the door knob as more moaning and panting came from the confines of their bedroom.

"Sa--Sasuke..." he heard Naruto's breathy voice groan out as more shifting sounds could be heard. Finally pushing the door open slowly, his obsidian eyes widened a fraction as he watched his lover impale himself on what looked to be a giant rubber phallus.

Naruto hovered over the toy, shivering, his eyes closed. He slammed himself back down and the item nudged his prostate, sending him reeling in pleasure, the muscles in his stomach rippling. His blue eyes snapped open when fingers traced over the bones of his hips.

Sasuke looked up at him, his own pants becoming awfully tight at the erotic scene. He smirked and shoved the blond down on his back, pulling off his own clothes and throwing them on the floor quickly.

"Sasuke..." Naruto looked at his boyfriend through glazed eyes, his body a pile of goo. He didn't want to dominate this time, he just wanted Sasuke to touch him, suck him, fuck him, whatever the bastard wanted to do. His cerulean eyes followed the movements of Sasuke's hand as he reached for the slick rubber dildo, lifting it away from the short stand it was perched on in order for it to stay still on the bed.

The raven eyed the toy and smirked, lowering it to Naruto's already wet hole, pushing it in, knowing it would easily slide through the ring since Naruto's body was used to it already. He licked his chapped lips as Naruto arched his back and quivered, his breath coming out in short huffs, his face a light red.

"Make me cum," Naruto whispered, feeling especially dirty right now, his hips wriggling. He cried out loudly when the toy was rammed in and out of his clenching passage, the raven not taking any mercy on him. He begged for more, he hips moving back and forth, up and down. His fingers clutched the white sheets of his bed before the tip of the dildo was shoved against his prostate and he bucked, cum spurting out of his dick, landing on his stomach and thighs. He let out a long breath and blinked sky blue eyes, his hand moving to Sasuke's cheek.

The raven looked at him and moved forward, kissing him softly, yet feverishly (if that was possible).

"Where did you get this?" Sasuke pulled out the phallus, its exterior wet and slick.

Naruto blushed, a bit embarrassed that he was caught in the act of pleasuring himself. It seemed fine while he was doing it, since he was too horny to care what Sasuke thought, but now it made his face heat up.

"Ch-Christmas present from Ino...um, and Shikamaru..." he mumbled, "there's a box... on the floor next to me..."

Sasuke arched a fine brow and leaned over the sated blond, spying a slightly large box sitting next to the bed. Inside were odd looking gadgets and items that the raven had yet to ever see. Of, course, one of the vibrators looked familiar. While he was over at Iruka's, Kakashi had made him skim through a book on homosexual intercourse, one of the chapters being on pleasurable toys.

"We forgot Christmas, didn't we?" Sasuke asked as he leaned down, lifting up a pair of cat ears and a tail, eyeing them with curiousity.

Naruto sat up, wincing at the tingling in his rear, "What with everything going on... we didn't have time to think of it at all," he pouted, "I wanted... I wanted to spend this Christmas with just you this year..."

"But you did," Sasuke fell beside Naruto, the cat ears and tell lying at the foot of the bed, "we just spent it together without actually realizing it was Christmas."

The blond laughed, "That's true..." he then coughed and blushed lightly, "so, um..."

Sasuke chuckled, "I don't think we should let Ino's presents go to waste."

Naruto grinned and jumped up, forcefully rolling Sasuke over and straddling his hips. He wiped the cum from his thighs with the end of the comforter and reached back, grabbing the tail and cat ears Sasuke was fiddling around with before. He grinned evily and sat the ears atop Sasuke's head, the fizzy vibrating tail still in his grasp.

"Awww, what a pretty kitty," he cooed, patting Sasuke on his head.

The angel narrowed his eyes.

Naruto bent down and licked his jaw, starting from the chin, then nipping and sucking all the way up to the bottom of his ear, his tongue flicking out to lick behind it, "Hopefully you'll let me play with you?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, but chuckled nonetheless, wrapping his arms around firm shoulders, "I hope you don't think I'm going to be bottom."

"Well, you took advantage of me when you came in, so it's my turn," Naruto huffed, reaching down to pull a collar with a bell on it out of the brown box. He grinned like the chesire cat, his teeth a brilliant white, "and I'm sure you'll enjoy it. You can top after this."

Sasuke glared at him, but didn't make any moves to pull away or argue, so Naruto wrapped the collar around his neck, the bell jingling. For some reason, the tingling sound it made was very erotic, making Naruto bite his bottom lip and shiver in lust. He could just imagine it, Sasuke moaning loudly as he was rammed into continiously, the bell jingling around his neck.

Sasuke saw the look and groaned, knowing what was to come. He leaned up and captured Naruto's lips, the both of them intitiating a heated kiss. Their tongues battled for dominance and Sasuke easily won, making him smirk against soft lips as the delicious kiss continued.

Pulling away, Naruto moved back and kissed his way down a pale chest, paying very little attention to the pert nipples waiting to be sucked and licked. He blessed them with a bite and tender lick, but nothing more as he planted butterfly kisses on the angel's stomach, smiling as Sasuke moaned quietly, his voice as beautiful as ever.

"Naruto," the Uchiha whispered and turned his head to the side, the bell on his neck jingling, his cat ears making him look ravishing and molestable. Naruto pushed himself up and looked at the fuzzy cat tail, a smirk in place. He took hold right beneath the phallus part of it and began licking and sucking at it, making it slick for penetration.

Sasuke watched him do so in awe. He wanted that tongue on him, not that damn tail. He glared at the object with jealousy.

The blond pushed the tail in and out of his mouth before believing it was slick enough, then he suprised Sasuke by flipping him over on his stomach and yanking him up onto his elbows and knees. Pressing the phallus at Sasuke's entrance, he grinned, "Ready, kitty?" he cooed, pushing the tip through the tight ring of flesh.

Sasuke bent his neck down and looked underneath of him, watching as the tail was slowly pushed into him. He closed his eyes and relaxed, letting the toy fill him completely. When he noticed Naruto's stopped pushing it in, he knew it was completely sheathed. Blinking, he straightened himself and looked over his shoulder, blushing lightly as a furry tail swayed back and forth between his legs, the hairs brushing against the sensitive skin of his inner thighs, causing him to moan.

Naruto once again licked his lips and sat back, "That's hot..." he murmered.

Sasuke glared at him and decided that he might as well take advantage of how he affected Naruto, so he spread his legs and wriggled his ass, the tail inside of him pressing against all the right spots. He mewled, embarrassed at the sound, but it seemed like Naruto wasn't paying attention. The teen was more focused on his smooth arse.

The blond reached forward and smirked, "Trying to make me all hot and bothered, Teme?" he then pressed something underneath the tail and it began vibrating, sending Sasuke into waves of pleasure, his mouth hanging open, shameless moans and cries errupting from his throat. He fell forward, only his ass in the air, the toy shaking and vibrating inside of him. He clenched his passage around it and cried out sharply when it began pulsing against his prostate, massaging it until he was panting and begging for Naruto to turn it off, to fuck him instead.

"Mmmm-- Naru--" he cried, "inside..." he panted, his body going into tremors, precum dripping from his tip onto the sweaty bed sheets.

Not one to deny his darling angel anything, he turned it off and pulled it out, seeing that Sasuke's entrance was a light red. He leaned in and kissed it, licking around the clenching hole. His whole being shivered when he heard the bell around the raven's neck jingle.

"Then come here," Naruto purred as he pulled away. He watched in fascination ad Sasuke did as he was told, his long bangs framing his beautiful face perfectly, "prepare me," he shivered as Sasuke immediately swooped down, taking Naruto's member into his mouth, licking every side until it was wet with warm saliva, the cool air making it twitch.

He was so inexperienced last time... What the hell happened?

XxXxXx

Sasuke sat up, his upper half bare as the sheets fell from around him, "Actually, I need to go speak with Kakashi..."

Naruto blinked, "About what?"

"Something important... I don't really want to talk about it."

xXxXx

Naruto snorted, Oh, that's what they were chatting about.

Sasuke pulled away with a "pop" and licked up the dribbling saliva on his lips, looking up to see Naruto smiling. He frowned and sat up, "What're you laughing about?" he growled.

"Not you," Naruto dragged the neko boy up onto his lap, rubbing his slick erection against the cleft of Sasuke's ass.

The raven moaned as he felt the tip of Naruto's cock press against his prepared entrance. He was too aroused to wait, so he proceded to lower himself onto the shaft, his tight channel swallowing up the muscle, surrounding it with heat, suprising Naruto.

"Just move," Sasuke hissed, wrapping his arms around his lover's neck.

Naruto grunted as he lifted Sasuke's hips and slammed him back down, thrusting up at the same time. He let the pleasure override his senses, as well as the ringing of the bell around the angel's neck, his eyes shutting tightly as they both moved swiftly and harshly.

"Fuck," he gritted out, feeling Sasuke's insides clenching around him, That bastard wants me to cum first! he held his lover's hips steady, grinning in satisfaction when the male began to squirm and fidget in his grasp. Shoving him down onto the bed, he took control, thrusting harder and harder every second, making the raven's roll into the back of his head.

"Nggggh!" Sasuke rolled his hips along with Naruto's deep thrusts, his nails digging into a tan back as he was thoroughly fucked. He could hear the bed creaking, his and Naruto's shallow breathing and hot grunts, the bell around his neck loudly jingling... and that what he heard when he came, hot spurts of cum hitting Naruto's abdomen and his own thighs. He'd tried to scream, but nothing came out.

Naruto felt Sasuke's passage tighten and he continued thrusting for a few more seconds before he came, the raven's insides milking him dry.

"Bastard," Naruto grumbled before he fell next to Sasuke, the both of them covered in a thin sheet of sweat and cum. He used the comforter to wipe them both off, a out in place, "you couldn't top, so you tried to make me cum first? Cheap."

Sasuke smiled softly and took the bell off of his neck, tossing it on the floor, but he left the cat ears on, "It didn't work, so shut up about it already," he rolled over towards Naruto and curled up against him, "and I'm too tired to take my turn..." he yawned and closed his eyes.

"Heh, I have more stamina than you," Naruto turned and wrapped his arms around Sasuke, nuzzling his nose into the silky raven locks. He always loved how Sasuke was slightly like a girl when it came to sex. When they were done, he would cuddle and smile. God, Naruto loved it.

"I love you..." Sasuke whispered, his voice trailing off as he fell into a fitful sleep.

Naruto smiled, "I love you, too."

But just like any guy, they both fell asleep right after.

Ok, next chapter, skipping school for the rest of the week and going with Ino on a trip. Oh, joy, the Yamanaka family.