The Not So Important Missions
By Li Kenta
Chapter 2
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Our group of mighty warriors are at this point en route to Voldo's money pit, and just to give you their general mood, here's their commentary.
"God dammit, this sucks!!!" voiced the agitated ninja of the group, Taki.
"Yeah, Voldo is so damn creepy!" Seung Mina added.
The two continued to complain, finally interupted by an annoyed Hwang.
"Will you shut up!?"
"NO!!!" was his only reply from Seung Mina.
"Damn."
"We're gonna need a lot of asprin on this trip." Mitsurugi mumbled to no one in particular.
"How much longer?" Xianghua asked Kilik.
"About half a day." the young man answered.
The group continued their less than noble quest, all the while Seung Mina continued to complain about having to face the mad man known as Voldo, eventually, she got tired and stopped, much to the relief of everyones ears. Seeing she had nothing to do, the young Korean girl scanned her surrondings, only to find Hwang following her a little too closely.
"Must you continously follow me?" she questioned the soldier.
"Yes." he answered.
"Why?" she asked. "It's not like I'm going to run away."
Suddenly, Hwang froze, every body part rigid as a board, while his face showed serious shock.
"Are you okay?" she asked, voice full of concern.
Her only answer was Hwang falling to his knees, hands cover his mouth, struggling to restrain something.
"What the hell is wrong with him?" asked a perplexed Mitsurugi.
"I don't know, he just fell to his knees." she replied, equally confused.
All of a sudden, a strange noise escape his lips, a snort.
"Huh...?"
Even more snorts came to the surface, at this point Hwang, looked like he was holding back an explosion, but eventually the dam of his self-restraint broke, and he fell to the ground laughing his ass off.
"What the...?" Seung Mina asked, completly suprised with Hwang's laughing.
While our favorite Korean soldier laughed he also trying to say something, with huge emphasis on the word 'trying'.
"Your not gonna, your not gonna, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA!!!!!"
Seung Mina repliy to his outburst was merely crossing her arms and scoffing, which did little to deter the laughing man from laughing at her expense.
"R-r-r-un HA HA HA HA HA HA HA a-a-a-a-a-way HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"Are you done yet?" she asked, beyond annoyed at this point.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!"
The man on the ground finally regained his composure, and got up.
"Sorry." he said, snickerinng all the while.
"Okay, you guys seem to be done, so let's go." Kilik stated.
"Right." Hwang agreed, trying to supress the snickers escaping his throat.
"Shut up." Seung Mina ordered, glaring as she did.
"Told you we're gonna need a lot of asprin on this trip." Mitsurugi commented, again to no one in particular.
Three hours later...
"Can we stop for the night?" pleaded Seung Mina.
"Yeah, we've been for hours." Taki added.
"So?" Kilik questioned. "The faster we get there, the faster we get this over with, so, suck it up!!!"
"I'm a little tired." Xianghua said suddenly.
"Yeah, me too."
"Suck up." coughed Mtisurugi and Hwang, hiding their chuckling faces when Kilik shot them a dirty look.
"Alright, we have to set up camp," Kilik ordered "Hwang, you and Seung Mina go find us some water."
The Korean pair nodded, took a pale and went off in search of a water source.
"Taki, you and Mitsurugi find us some firewood.
The kunoichi and samurai agreed and went off in search of fuel for the soon to be burning fire.
"Xianghua, you and me will find some food."
The beautiful chinese woman merely smiled and followed Kilik in his search for something to eat.
One hour later...
"Here's the water." Hwang said putting down his pale of water.
"Got some firewood." Taki stated while she and Mitsurugi dropped their bundles of firewood.
"Here's the grub." Kilik said, dropping a deer in front of the group.
After lighting the fire and causing several second-degree burns to each other, the group sat down and ate their well deserved meal. During their meal the conversed on several topics, ranging from weaponry to whether or not Ivy prostituted herself as a side job.
"By the way, Hwang?" Taki asked.
"Yeah?"
"Where did you find the water?"
"Oh, little ways north, a big lake, you can't miss it." Hwang informed, taking a huge bite out his portion of food.
"Thanks, I'm going to check it out." and with that, Taki left.
"Well, I'm going off." Kilik informed his comrades as he got up.
"Where to?" asked Xianghua.
"Oh, just to get some training in." and with that, he left camp.
"Well, I'm off too." Xianghua said, as she left after Kilik.
******
Kilik thrust his staff forward, following up with turning around and spinning it above his head in a propeller-like motion, he then stopped and and thrust it backwards, spinning it over his shoulder to put back in right position in his hands. What Kilik didn't realize at this particular moment is that he had a secret audience in form of Xianghua, she watched from behind a tree as Kilik vaulted himself on top of his staff and amazingly balanced himself; for whatever reason Xianghua decided this would be the perfect time to make her presence known.
"That was great!" she cheered, jumping out of her hiding spot.
Kilik turned to the source of the voice and found himself blushing, this, unfortunatly, caused him to lose his concentration, which in turn made him lose his balance and fall on his face.
"Oh my god!" Xianghua screamed as she saw the young warrior fall.
Kilik turned over on his back and propped himself on one elbow, rubbing his forehead with his free hand. Xianghua, seeing that the young man was okay, began running up to him, but as she approached him, she tripped on a twig, causing her to fall into his arms. They were in a awkward position, to say the very, very least, Xianghua was currently in Kilik's arms, hands pressed against his broad, bare chest, looking up into his eyes, unable to tear her gaze away from them. Slowly and probably without knowing it, they drifted towards each other, growing closer with each passing second, untill the point their lips were barely centimeters apart. Unfortunatly for all you big romance fans this is a comedy fic, so in light of that fact, several flashes are seen from a nearby forest.
******
The source of the flashes was a camera, how one got to the sixteenth century, I don't know, but what I do know is that the person holding it is our friend, the ninja messenger.
"Oh man, these are perfect!" the mysterious ninja said, gleefully. "I'm sure to get that premotion now."
"The flashes came from over here!" a voice called out in the distance.
The ninja turned to see the couple aproaching him, deciding it was prime time to make his exit, he sped off towards the forest. The mysterious masked man, quickly ran through the forest skillfully dodging any obstacle obscuring his path, well that is until he tripped on a twig, huh, another one, anyway, this made him fall and it just so happened he was near a hill.
"Ouch, ow, oh, huh?" through his pain he saw something in front of him, a log.
CRASH
"Oh, crap, that hurt!!"
Once again something was approaching him as he rolled down the hill, this time a boulder, which he hit full force, but some how bounced off and kept on rolling.
"Oh shit, I could use a chiropracter."
All things come to an end, great books, great movies, even the lives the greatest people on this planet can end, in the messengers case, what ended was the hill and in a cliff to, which he went soaring off of, right into a hive of wasps.
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"
The ninja proceeds then to yell in a hi-pitched voice and run around like a chicken with its head cut off; some how he ran into a cave...full bears...that were hungry. The rest off the night screams can be heard, ranging from 'I need that!' to 'my arm's not edble'.
******
"You guys sure took your time." Seung Mina stated as Kilik and Xianghua returned to camp.
"Sorry, we got distracted." Kilik apologized.
"I'll bet." Mitsurugi chuckled, giving them a sly smile.
"Not like that!" Xianghua nearly yelled, all the while her face began to resemble a tomato.
After giving Mitsurugi a glare, Kilik asked.
"Where's Taki?"
"Oh, she went off to find the lake me and Hwang found." answered Seung Mina.
"Oh, okay," Kilik then turned to Mitsurugi. "You go find her."
"What? Why me?" he immediatly asked.
"Because of your commentary." replied Xianghua.
******
Sighing in defeat, the warrior known as Mitsurugi, continued to trek through the forest where Taki was last seen, conjuring ways of getting revenge on the two that forced him into this. As he was thinking about how much fun it would be to hang Kilik by the hair off the side of a mountain, a splashing sound was heard, he then remebered that Taki was very intrested in a lake the two Korean's found. Moving toward the direction of the sound, he found the lake. To say it was a beautiful scene would be an understatement, the calm, cool waters smooth as steel, with the full moon reflecting on the surface, giving the water a beautiful glow. Without warning, the surface of the lake was penetrated, water erupting everywhere, immediatly Mitsurugi went to a defensive stance, but froze defore drawing his sword. There stood Taki, in all her glorious and I mean GLORIOUS nude glory, perfection from head to toe, the amazed samurai suddenly spotted a single droplet of water running down her hair, he watched unblinkingly as the drop left the hair and began caressing her cheek, and sliding down her neck and collarbone, finally drifting between her...at this point I regret to inform you all that the next fifty-seven pages have been edited out because of content, I'm not going above PG-13, so no more description of Taki nude, okay? Anyway, let's start where we left off, Mitsurugi staring at the goddess before him.
"My god." the stunned warrior whispered, completly in a state of shock, having witnessed what he just had.
As he stood in his drool, a thought occured to him, if Taki noticed him he'd have about as much chance of surviving as the Cubs chances for another world series in the next fifty years, so he began to back off, only to step on a twig, huh, have you noticed how much a little piece of dried wood has affected the story so far, an intresting thought, anyway the twig snaps, Taki notices Mitsurugi, and her angel like presence is replaced by that of a demon. Mitsurugi attempts a feeble smile, but seeing that fire surrounds her, his attempts are nothing more then meager resistance. The demon huntress charges forward, all the while Mitsurugi prays for his after life, and finally with a mighty roar and a mighty punch our favorite kunoichi sends our favorite samurai into orbit.
******
"Oh come on," Hwang yelled. "swords are way better then staffs."
"A staff can be way more balanced then that measly, scrap of metal." Kilik retaliated.
"Swords are deadly!"
"A staff can be just as deadly!"
"No way!"
"Hell yeah!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Shut the hell up!" Seung Mina demanded loudly.
"Yeah, it's getting annoying." Xianghua added.
"Sorry." Kilik immediatly apologized.
"Suck up." Hwang mumble, apparently disapproving Kilik's quick apology.
"If you don't shut up...huh?"
"What's wrong?" asked Xianghua.
"Shhhh, listen."
The rest of the group listened intently, and soon they to heard the sound, and also became increasingly aware that it was getting louder by the second.
".................yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The sound was in fact, Mitsurugi screaming, but that was silenced when he rammed the ground full force, creating a crater ten feet deep.
"Holy shit!" Kilik said helping the poor man out of the man-made crater.
"What the hell happened to you?!" asked Hwang, amazed at how deep the crater was.
" Ta...ki..." he replied weakly.
"Why?"
"Tell them and you'll regret being born." said a venemous voice behind them.
The group turned to Taki, who was currently glaring at the injured samurai, as if saying 'I'm going to castrate you', thankfully Mitsurugi took the hint.
"Okay, okay, okay!" Mitsurugi cowered.
The remaining members of the group back and forth between the two, hoping the situation wouldn't escalate. Finally deciding it was time to turn everyone took their respective spots, Mitsurugi staying as far away from Taki as possible.
"Well, time for sleep." Seung Mina said while stretching; out of nowhere a handcuff was securely around her wrist, she turned to the preson who put it on, non other then Hwang, who was handcuffing his own hand.
"Just a precaution." he stated simply.
He put the key in the back pocket of his pants and sat against a tree, pulling Seung Mina along with him, and almost immediatly fell asleep. Struggle as she did, she could not over come his strength and finally sat down beside him.
"Arrogant asshole," she thought, looking at his face, silhoueted in the moon light. "Well, at least he's cute."
Realizing what she just thought, her eyes bulged out and started to freak out.
"How did that thought get in my head?!" she asked herself. "I can't believe I thought that!!"
She then proceeded to konk her head on the tree Hwang was currently sleeping against.
"Impure thoughts, *konk* impure thoughts, *konk* impure thoughts." this goes on for a good portion of the night.
The next morning...
"Alright, let's end this." Kilik said.
"Right!!!" the rest chorused in unison.
"Oww, not so loud." Seung Mina complained, massaging her horehead.
"What's wrong with you?" Hwang asked.
"A head ache. Now if you don't mind." Seung Mina lifted her wrist, exposing the handcuff.
"Right." he unlocked the handcuffs, releasing Seung Mina's sore wrist.
"Okay, let's go."
And with those words spoken, the group continued on towards Voldo's money pit, which by now all of you have forgotten, you know, with all the stupidity going around.
******
A/N: Ah, an update in time for the holiday's, well how was that? Sorry it took two weeks to get this up, but it's been rough during that time, plus the fact that I had to chamge the damn format, and be a hell of a lot more descriptive. I think this chapter answers the questions about the pairings, I mean there has to be something seriously wrong with you if you didn't get the hints. Well, anyway, I wanna say thanks to all my reviewers, and remind all of my readers to review, see ya!
By Li Kenta
Chapter 2
******
Our group of mighty warriors are at this point en route to Voldo's money pit, and just to give you their general mood, here's their commentary.
"God dammit, this sucks!!!" voiced the agitated ninja of the group, Taki.
"Yeah, Voldo is so damn creepy!" Seung Mina added.
The two continued to complain, finally interupted by an annoyed Hwang.
"Will you shut up!?"
"NO!!!" was his only reply from Seung Mina.
"Damn."
"We're gonna need a lot of asprin on this trip." Mitsurugi mumbled to no one in particular.
"How much longer?" Xianghua asked Kilik.
"About half a day." the young man answered.
The group continued their less than noble quest, all the while Seung Mina continued to complain about having to face the mad man known as Voldo, eventually, she got tired and stopped, much to the relief of everyones ears. Seeing she had nothing to do, the young Korean girl scanned her surrondings, only to find Hwang following her a little too closely.
"Must you continously follow me?" she questioned the soldier.
"Yes." he answered.
"Why?" she asked. "It's not like I'm going to run away."
Suddenly, Hwang froze, every body part rigid as a board, while his face showed serious shock.
"Are you okay?" she asked, voice full of concern.
Her only answer was Hwang falling to his knees, hands cover his mouth, struggling to restrain something.
"What the hell is wrong with him?" asked a perplexed Mitsurugi.
"I don't know, he just fell to his knees." she replied, equally confused.
All of a sudden, a strange noise escape his lips, a snort.
"Huh...?"
Even more snorts came to the surface, at this point Hwang, looked like he was holding back an explosion, but eventually the dam of his self-restraint broke, and he fell to the ground laughing his ass off.
"What the...?" Seung Mina asked, completly suprised with Hwang's laughing.
While our favorite Korean soldier laughed he also trying to say something, with huge emphasis on the word 'trying'.
"Your not gonna, your not gonna, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA!!!!!"
Seung Mina repliy to his outburst was merely crossing her arms and scoffing, which did little to deter the laughing man from laughing at her expense.
"R-r-r-un HA HA HA HA HA HA HA a-a-a-a-a-way HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"Are you done yet?" she asked, beyond annoyed at this point.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!"
The man on the ground finally regained his composure, and got up.
"Sorry." he said, snickerinng all the while.
"Okay, you guys seem to be done, so let's go." Kilik stated.
"Right." Hwang agreed, trying to supress the snickers escaping his throat.
"Shut up." Seung Mina ordered, glaring as she did.
"Told you we're gonna need a lot of asprin on this trip." Mitsurugi commented, again to no one in particular.
Three hours later...
"Can we stop for the night?" pleaded Seung Mina.
"Yeah, we've been for hours." Taki added.
"So?" Kilik questioned. "The faster we get there, the faster we get this over with, so, suck it up!!!"
"I'm a little tired." Xianghua said suddenly.
"Yeah, me too."
"Suck up." coughed Mtisurugi and Hwang, hiding their chuckling faces when Kilik shot them a dirty look.
"Alright, we have to set up camp," Kilik ordered "Hwang, you and Seung Mina go find us some water."
The Korean pair nodded, took a pale and went off in search of a water source.
"Taki, you and Mitsurugi find us some firewood.
The kunoichi and samurai agreed and went off in search of fuel for the soon to be burning fire.
"Xianghua, you and me will find some food."
The beautiful chinese woman merely smiled and followed Kilik in his search for something to eat.
One hour later...
"Here's the water." Hwang said putting down his pale of water.
"Got some firewood." Taki stated while she and Mitsurugi dropped their bundles of firewood.
"Here's the grub." Kilik said, dropping a deer in front of the group.
After lighting the fire and causing several second-degree burns to each other, the group sat down and ate their well deserved meal. During their meal the conversed on several topics, ranging from weaponry to whether or not Ivy prostituted herself as a side job.
"By the way, Hwang?" Taki asked.
"Yeah?"
"Where did you find the water?"
"Oh, little ways north, a big lake, you can't miss it." Hwang informed, taking a huge bite out his portion of food.
"Thanks, I'm going to check it out." and with that, Taki left.
"Well, I'm going off." Kilik informed his comrades as he got up.
"Where to?" asked Xianghua.
"Oh, just to get some training in." and with that, he left camp.
"Well, I'm off too." Xianghua said, as she left after Kilik.
******
Kilik thrust his staff forward, following up with turning around and spinning it above his head in a propeller-like motion, he then stopped and and thrust it backwards, spinning it over his shoulder to put back in right position in his hands. What Kilik didn't realize at this particular moment is that he had a secret audience in form of Xianghua, she watched from behind a tree as Kilik vaulted himself on top of his staff and amazingly balanced himself; for whatever reason Xianghua decided this would be the perfect time to make her presence known.
"That was great!" she cheered, jumping out of her hiding spot.
Kilik turned to the source of the voice and found himself blushing, this, unfortunatly, caused him to lose his concentration, which in turn made him lose his balance and fall on his face.
"Oh my god!" Xianghua screamed as she saw the young warrior fall.
Kilik turned over on his back and propped himself on one elbow, rubbing his forehead with his free hand. Xianghua, seeing that the young man was okay, began running up to him, but as she approached him, she tripped on a twig, causing her to fall into his arms. They were in a awkward position, to say the very, very least, Xianghua was currently in Kilik's arms, hands pressed against his broad, bare chest, looking up into his eyes, unable to tear her gaze away from them. Slowly and probably without knowing it, they drifted towards each other, growing closer with each passing second, untill the point their lips were barely centimeters apart. Unfortunatly for all you big romance fans this is a comedy fic, so in light of that fact, several flashes are seen from a nearby forest.
******
The source of the flashes was a camera, how one got to the sixteenth century, I don't know, but what I do know is that the person holding it is our friend, the ninja messenger.
"Oh man, these are perfect!" the mysterious ninja said, gleefully. "I'm sure to get that premotion now."
"The flashes came from over here!" a voice called out in the distance.
The ninja turned to see the couple aproaching him, deciding it was prime time to make his exit, he sped off towards the forest. The mysterious masked man, quickly ran through the forest skillfully dodging any obstacle obscuring his path, well that is until he tripped on a twig, huh, another one, anyway, this made him fall and it just so happened he was near a hill.
"Ouch, ow, oh, huh?" through his pain he saw something in front of him, a log.
CRASH
"Oh, crap, that hurt!!"
Once again something was approaching him as he rolled down the hill, this time a boulder, which he hit full force, but some how bounced off and kept on rolling.
"Oh shit, I could use a chiropracter."
All things come to an end, great books, great movies, even the lives the greatest people on this planet can end, in the messengers case, what ended was the hill and in a cliff to, which he went soaring off of, right into a hive of wasps.
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"
The ninja proceeds then to yell in a hi-pitched voice and run around like a chicken with its head cut off; some how he ran into a cave...full bears...that were hungry. The rest off the night screams can be heard, ranging from 'I need that!' to 'my arm's not edble'.
******
"You guys sure took your time." Seung Mina stated as Kilik and Xianghua returned to camp.
"Sorry, we got distracted." Kilik apologized.
"I'll bet." Mitsurugi chuckled, giving them a sly smile.
"Not like that!" Xianghua nearly yelled, all the while her face began to resemble a tomato.
After giving Mitsurugi a glare, Kilik asked.
"Where's Taki?"
"Oh, she went off to find the lake me and Hwang found." answered Seung Mina.
"Oh, okay," Kilik then turned to Mitsurugi. "You go find her."
"What? Why me?" he immediatly asked.
"Because of your commentary." replied Xianghua.
******
Sighing in defeat, the warrior known as Mitsurugi, continued to trek through the forest where Taki was last seen, conjuring ways of getting revenge on the two that forced him into this. As he was thinking about how much fun it would be to hang Kilik by the hair off the side of a mountain, a splashing sound was heard, he then remebered that Taki was very intrested in a lake the two Korean's found. Moving toward the direction of the sound, he found the lake. To say it was a beautiful scene would be an understatement, the calm, cool waters smooth as steel, with the full moon reflecting on the surface, giving the water a beautiful glow. Without warning, the surface of the lake was penetrated, water erupting everywhere, immediatly Mitsurugi went to a defensive stance, but froze defore drawing his sword. There stood Taki, in all her glorious and I mean GLORIOUS nude glory, perfection from head to toe, the amazed samurai suddenly spotted a single droplet of water running down her hair, he watched unblinkingly as the drop left the hair and began caressing her cheek, and sliding down her neck and collarbone, finally drifting between her...at this point I regret to inform you all that the next fifty-seven pages have been edited out because of content, I'm not going above PG-13, so no more description of Taki nude, okay? Anyway, let's start where we left off, Mitsurugi staring at the goddess before him.
"My god." the stunned warrior whispered, completly in a state of shock, having witnessed what he just had.
As he stood in his drool, a thought occured to him, if Taki noticed him he'd have about as much chance of surviving as the Cubs chances for another world series in the next fifty years, so he began to back off, only to step on a twig, huh, have you noticed how much a little piece of dried wood has affected the story so far, an intresting thought, anyway the twig snaps, Taki notices Mitsurugi, and her angel like presence is replaced by that of a demon. Mitsurugi attempts a feeble smile, but seeing that fire surrounds her, his attempts are nothing more then meager resistance. The demon huntress charges forward, all the while Mitsurugi prays for his after life, and finally with a mighty roar and a mighty punch our favorite kunoichi sends our favorite samurai into orbit.
******
"Oh come on," Hwang yelled. "swords are way better then staffs."
"A staff can be way more balanced then that measly, scrap of metal." Kilik retaliated.
"Swords are deadly!"
"A staff can be just as deadly!"
"No way!"
"Hell yeah!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Shut the hell up!" Seung Mina demanded loudly.
"Yeah, it's getting annoying." Xianghua added.
"Sorry." Kilik immediatly apologized.
"Suck up." Hwang mumble, apparently disapproving Kilik's quick apology.
"If you don't shut up...huh?"
"What's wrong?" asked Xianghua.
"Shhhh, listen."
The rest of the group listened intently, and soon they to heard the sound, and also became increasingly aware that it was getting louder by the second.
".................yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The sound was in fact, Mitsurugi screaming, but that was silenced when he rammed the ground full force, creating a crater ten feet deep.
"Holy shit!" Kilik said helping the poor man out of the man-made crater.
"What the hell happened to you?!" asked Hwang, amazed at how deep the crater was.
" Ta...ki..." he replied weakly.
"Why?"
"Tell them and you'll regret being born." said a venemous voice behind them.
The group turned to Taki, who was currently glaring at the injured samurai, as if saying 'I'm going to castrate you', thankfully Mitsurugi took the hint.
"Okay, okay, okay!" Mitsurugi cowered.
The remaining members of the group back and forth between the two, hoping the situation wouldn't escalate. Finally deciding it was time to turn everyone took their respective spots, Mitsurugi staying as far away from Taki as possible.
"Well, time for sleep." Seung Mina said while stretching; out of nowhere a handcuff was securely around her wrist, she turned to the preson who put it on, non other then Hwang, who was handcuffing his own hand.
"Just a precaution." he stated simply.
He put the key in the back pocket of his pants and sat against a tree, pulling Seung Mina along with him, and almost immediatly fell asleep. Struggle as she did, she could not over come his strength and finally sat down beside him.
"Arrogant asshole," she thought, looking at his face, silhoueted in the moon light. "Well, at least he's cute."
Realizing what she just thought, her eyes bulged out and started to freak out.
"How did that thought get in my head?!" she asked herself. "I can't believe I thought that!!"
She then proceeded to konk her head on the tree Hwang was currently sleeping against.
"Impure thoughts, *konk* impure thoughts, *konk* impure thoughts." this goes on for a good portion of the night.
The next morning...
"Alright, let's end this." Kilik said.
"Right!!!" the rest chorused in unison.
"Oww, not so loud." Seung Mina complained, massaging her horehead.
"What's wrong with you?" Hwang asked.
"A head ache. Now if you don't mind." Seung Mina lifted her wrist, exposing the handcuff.
"Right." he unlocked the handcuffs, releasing Seung Mina's sore wrist.
"Okay, let's go."
And with those words spoken, the group continued on towards Voldo's money pit, which by now all of you have forgotten, you know, with all the stupidity going around.
******
A/N: Ah, an update in time for the holiday's, well how was that? Sorry it took two weeks to get this up, but it's been rough during that time, plus the fact that I had to chamge the damn format, and be a hell of a lot more descriptive. I think this chapter answers the questions about the pairings, I mean there has to be something seriously wrong with you if you didn't get the hints. Well, anyway, I wanna say thanks to all my reviewers, and remind all of my readers to review, see ya!