Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Che, whatever.

Yeah, I know, I don't update like I used to, but I've been busy with school stuff since there were mid-terms and shit like that. But thank God those are all over and I can work more on my fics! But I'm going back to Florida this upcoming Friday, so I probably won't be updating for about a week or so. But I'll be working on the chaps while I'm down there. I'm devoted to my stories! And once this is finished, I plan on putting up another fic... :sweatdrop: I tire myself out writing these, yet I keep doing it. :Sigh: well, ne wayz, it's a vampire fic. But better than most...? and different:Shrug:

This is porn, not making love. So don't tell me the sex is too quick XD and I definitely had fun typin' this one.

I'm going on a vacation to Florida on Friday, so expect one more update, and then a lack of them for about a week. Don't worry, I'll have a good bit of chaps to put up once I get back.

Day Three- Gays on a Plane

Kiba waited outside of the terminal, clad only in a pair of baggy pajamas. He scratched the side of his neck and yawned loudly, drawing more attention to him. People were already staring at him because of his choice of clothes. Glaring at them, he moved forward, plopping down in a plastic seat just beside the doors where people on the incoming flight would enter. He licked his dry lips and tapped long nails against the metal chair arm beside him, fed up with waiting.

"Damn, I could be at home sleeping," he complained to no one, rather loudly.

"Flight 18 is now arriving," a soft voice from the intercom stated. Kiba sighed happily, but groaned inwardly when he realized he had to get up right after he'd just sat down.

Slowly getting up, he watched a large airplane land on the landing track far away outside, red lights flashing. He grinned, knowing that the first thing Naruto would do once he came through the doors would be to give a loud outcry of joy. The blond had never really liked being in planes at night. Kiba had learned long ago that Naruto wasn't able to go to sleep when it was completely silent. He needed noise. That's why the fox boy always turned on the air conditioner right before bed, so he could sleep.

And planes were just too damn quiet, so he knew Naruto was probably bugging Sasuke. A tired Naruto was always so annoying, Kiba mused with himself. He turned when people started to come in through the doors. He waited patiently, but raised a brow when Sasuke and Naruto had yet to come in.

The hell? he frowned.

A few moments later, Sasuke came out, in his arms a sleeping Naruto. The blond had his cheek against the raven's shoulder, his expression of utter peace. He was snoring lightly and he unconsciously snuggled deeper into Sasuke's caring hold. Kiba was a bit suprised that Naruto had actually fallen asleep, but he grinned nonetheless, his long strides taking him to the couple.

"Okaeri!" he whispered loudly, "how'd you manage to get him to take a nap?"

"What do you mean?" Sasuke asked as they made their way to the large conveyer belt that held their luggage. He shifted his arms a bit, so Naruto would be more comfortable.

Kiba saw their bags and grabbed them, "Planes are quiet, right? He doesn't usually sleep when there's nothing loud in the background. He said it was 'cause of his mom constantly yelling at him when he was little. She would just yell at him from in the living room while he was in his bedroom, and he said he just got used to it and would fall asleep to that every night."

Sasuke rolled that information through his mind. Thinking back, he did remember Naruto always turning on the air conditioner before bed, even when it was already fairly cold in the apartment. But he didn't think anything of it... until now.

"You know, like the air conditioner?" Kiba slung one bag over his shoulder and they both started walking toward the escalators.

"It was quiet at Ino's home, but he slept fine."

Kiba blinked, "Really?" then he grinned, "man, Ino was right... you're really healing him. I noticed that he doesn't take his medicine anymore, he's doing a lot better at school, and he's a lot happier."

Sasuke smiled slightly, pulling the blond against him even more, his thin fingers running over a clothed hip and exposed neck.

It's nice to know that even though I'm no longer his guardian angel... I fullfilled my job of making him happy.

xXxXx

Naruto's eyes snapped open when his head was harshly slammed onto the frame of his apartment door. Growling, he squirmed out of Sasuke's hold and fell to the floor. He didn't understand why there were fours hands trying to lift him up, but whatever.

"Shit, you ok?.!" Kiba screeched, "Sasuke, why'd you drop him, man?.!"

Sasuke didn't answer. Instead, he pulled the blond back into his arms and whispered into his ear, "I'm sorry," his breath was hot and caused goosebumps to rise all over Naruto's tan skin, "are you alright?"

Naruto nodded dumbly, blinking back the sleep from his cerulean eyes.

"Good, but it was your fault," Sasuke smirked against a soft ear, "your head was too big to fit through the door."

The blond snapped to attention and growled, "Teme, take that back!" he hollered, trying to shove away from the angel.

Sasuke chuckled, "I was joking," he nipped on the neck presented to him and licked the flesh like a cat as Naruto's body became jello in his arms, "Kiba, take him to our room. I'm going to make him something to eat. He didn't eat anything while we were on the plane."

"Sure, but where do you want me to put your bags?" the brunette pointed back to the bags sitting on the floor. He had dropped them there when Naruto had fallen out of Sasuke's grasp.

"Just leave them there," he gave one last wet lick to Naruto's neck before handing him over to the dog boy. He saw an annoyed look pass over the fox's face, but it was replaced with a look of exhaustion. He didn't tell Sasuke about what had happened with Kyuubi and the fact that Sai had practically tried to rape him, and he was mentally worn out. He could only take so much before he snapped. Lucky for him, things went back to normal before that could actually happen.

"I don't need to be carried," Naruto grumbled.

"But you're so fragile and dainty," Kiba grinned and snapped his head back as a fist flew at him. He quickly turned the corner in the hallway and pushed open the bedroom door, tossing the squirming blond onto the bed, "rest up, sweetheart!" he cooed, then slammed the door shut as a pillow was thrown at him.

Sasuke smiled a bit at how feisty his lover was. Really, he was going to miss that...

"You look like someone's going to die," Kiba commented as he walked into the kitchen, leaning against the counter with his arms crossed.

Sasuke hadn't realized his smile had slipped into a sad frown.

"You could say that," the raven pulled out a small pot from under the stove and placed it on one of the four skillets. Grabbing a packet of instant ramen, he tore it open and placed it on the chopping board beside the microwave.

"Soooooo," Kiba wanted to find something interesting to talk about, "you two are getting married?" he laughed.

The Uchiha smiled to himself, "It's a joining ceremony."

"Same thing," Kiba shrugged, then looked around the small kitchen, "how about I get you two a blender? I don't see one in here."

"He'd like that," Sasuke stated, not wanting to tell the brunette that he wouldn't be there to enjoy the accessory.

"What about a bachelor party?" the other male asked, a wide smirk on his face, "I can take you to a really cool gay stripper joint," he teased.

Sasuke's obsidian eyes narrowed and he couldn't stop the sides of his lips from twitching, "I'll decline from that offer, thank you."

Kiba sighed loudly, "Then what are you two going to do before you get hitched?"

Putting water into the pot, Sasuke thought about that question. Then something came to mind and he looked down into the boiling water with a thoughtful expression plastered on his face.

"I'm going to visit my brother's grave."

"I'm going to make an amateur porn video!.!"

Both men turned around to see Naruto standing there wearing a goofy grin, his golden hair disheveled, and nothing on but a giant T-shirt. The collar was wide, causing it to slip down the blond's right shoulder, and there were probably boxers on underneath, but they must've been extremely short because delicious, tan thighs were revealed below the hem of the shirt.

Kiba snorted, "You're supposed to be in bed."

The blond crossed his arms, "Don't change the subject, Dog breath. I'm going to make an amateur porn video," he smiled brightly to Sasuke, "you want to, right?"

Sasuke's fingers twitched as he placed the dry noodles into the boiling water contained in the pot.

He's talking about porn while wearing that?

"Teme," Naruto whined cutely, black lashes futtering, "please? You get to be top."

"Fine."

Naruto grinned widely, "Ok, I was thinking about this for a while," he pulled out a wrinkled piece of paper and showed it to them, "I call it 'Gays on a Plane'!" one the paper were little doodles of what appeared to be two stick people having sex in a toilet area...?

Kiba cracked up laughing, "Y-you seriously wanna make some lame ass porn video?.!"

The blond puffed his cheeks out in annoyance, "I'm not gonna make it. I'm gonna star in it," he grinned cheekily, "and so will Sasuke!" he turned to the raven, "think of it as... a video for me to watch on lonely nights," his smile was softer.

Sasuke smiled back.

xXxXx

Temari held up the camera and inspected it, her greyish violet eyes running across every button. Looking up, she smirked at the preparing blondie and his calm lover. Though, she knew he was nervous on the inside. Anyone would be when they were going to be filmed having sex, especially when their boyfriend was in delightfully delicious outfit like Naruto's.

The cerulean-eyed male stood there in a flight attendant outfit, the top nice and snug around his chest and stomach, the black skirt low on his hips, wrapping around his legs. The hem of the skirt was snuggly pressed against the tan flesh a good seven inches above the knee, cutting off right before it could reveal any manly parts.

Sasuke himself was wearing what he'd normally wear, the only thing different being his expression. He was scowling, his black eyes smoldering. Temari knew it was jealousy. The bastard didn't want his little blue-eyed puppy to be seen in that revealing outfit by anyone but himself.

"I-Is there something wrong, U-uchiha-kun?" Hinata stuttered as she placed herself in the seat beside him. Her fingers shyly ran across the edge of one of the thin scripts Naruto had typed up for everyone, "do you n-not want to be a part of th-this?" she bit her bottom lip and placed her pale gaze somewhere else when the raven glared at her.

Sasuke blinked slowly, not wanting to take his anger out on the innocent girl. Crossing his arms, he looked past her and out one of the round windows, watching other airplanes arrive on the landing track.

Temari had been able to book them a plane for their "movie". No one knew how the young woman did it and they didn't dare ask her. The dirty blonde was just one of those people... you know?

Hinata released her bottom lip from the grip of her teeth, indents apparent in the pink flesh. She leaned forward, short blue hair falling past her ears, "D-do you not want Naruto-kun in s-such a revealing outfit...?" she asked quietly.

Sasuke let his dark eyes meet her light ones, "Would you want your boyfriend in something like that? In front of other people?"

The Hyuuga smiled sweetly and released a soft laugh, then stood up, "I-I would hope that he w-wouldn't wear something like that at all," she bowed politely, "e-excuse me, Uchiha-kun, I think I sh-should get back to work," then she scurried off, immediately getting dragged away by Kiba who needed her help with something.

"Don't be in such a foul mood, Teme, you're gettin' some ass soon," Naruto teased and wrapped his arms around strong shoulders. He pressed his soft cheek against Sasuke's.

Sasuke smiled at their reflection in the window, "I don't like you wearing that outfit," he stated.

Naruto blinked and moved around to sit on his lover's lap, "I thought you'd like it!"

"I do, but--"

"He doesn't want anyone else seein' your pretty ass other than himself," Temari interrupted, smirking. She moved away from her spot in the aisle, "now, get in your places, let's get started. Kiba, get the background people in here."

Naruto climbed off of Sasuke's lap and gave him a peck on the lips, "Awww, don't worry, no one's looking at my ass," he reassured. He walked off and waved to the people that entered the plane.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and turned in his seat, prepared for the first scene.

xXxXx

-- Gays on a Plane--

Naruto pushed the snack cart down the thin aisle, his black skirt rising higher and higher with each step. He glanced at everyone in their seats, his cerulean orbs stopping on a certain raven-haired male who raised his hand a bit to catch his attention.

"Yes?" Naruto's voice was dark, yet sweet like chocolate.

"I'd like something to eat," Sasuke said, his legs crossed, his fingers tapping the arm of his seat.

The blond gave him a sultry smile, "Care to elaborate?"

"A bento box," Sasuke narrowed his eyes, but let them roam up and down smooth legs and delicious looking thighs.

"Is that all, sir?"

The raven kept himself from licking his lips, "For now," his tone was husky.

Naruto reached down and pulled out a bento box, then tugged out the tray from the seat in front of Sasuke, sitting the box on top, "Enjoy your meal," he gave the man one last glance before going to finish his scan of the plane.

The dark haired man began to eat his meal, but he continued to watch the blond flight attendant as he gave other their desired meals, beverages, or snacks. He focused his attention onto his bento box once his object of desire came back down the aisle. He suddenly reached a hand out to stop the cart.

"Excuse me," he spoke after swallowing a mouthfull of white rice.

Naruto gave him a pleasant smile, "Yes?"

Sasuke's lips twitched up into a small smirk, "This bento box wasn't quite as filling as I thought it would be."

The attendant arched golden brows, "Really? Would you like another one, then?"

"No, I have something else in mind," Sasuke let his fingertips flutter over a luscious thigh, his thick lashes falling over dark, cloudy eyes. He looked down when the soft fingers of the blond traced over his.

"Whatever it is, I'll surely give it to you," Naruto smiled foxily and wrapped his fingers around the raven's hand, gently guiding it up under his skirt. He let out a wavering breath when those slightly calloused fingers touched his tender inner thigh.

Sasuke licked his lips.

"N-Naruto-kun," a soft voice spoke from behind the blond. It was another flight attendant, her skirt down to her knees, her top perfectly fitting her slender frame, "are you done w-with your round?"

"Yeah, I'm off my shift, Hinata-chan," Naruto said, "why don't you take the cart to the front for me?"

The attendant known as Hinata pushed the cart forward, her high heels clacking against the roughly carpeted aisle. She glanced back at the two, noticing the hand up her friend's skirt, and she blushed.

"Come with me, I'll give you something you might like," Naruto purred, moving Sasuke's hand away from his skirt and stepping back. He beckoned for the handsome raven to follow him towards the back, and he opened the door to the plane's restroom.

Sasuke raised a brow at the choice, but didn't reject it. After all, there weren't many secluded places on an airplane. He slid in, surprised that no one on the plane was paying any attention to what was going on. There was a gorgeous man wearing a skirt, leading a raven-haired beauty into an airplane bathroom. They were going in together. TOGETHER. Did no one pay attention to these things? Were they really that common?

Shutting the door and locking it, Naruto turned and leaned against one of the black walls, golden bangs falling over ocean blue eyes.

"So your name's Naruto?" Sasuke asked, smirking and pressing against the delicious attendant.

"Yes," the other purred, "but what about you? Whose name am I going to scream when I cum?"

Sasuke shivered and moved his head down so he could bite that inviting expanse of neck, "Sasuke," he said while lapping at a soft patch of skin below the ear, "tell me, do you fuck all of the teenage men you meet?"

Naruto laughed, his hot breath washing over the side of Sasuke's face, "I'm limiting myself these days," he replied darkly, giving his own small nip to the juncture of the male's neck and shoulder.

Quickly ridding Naruto of his pesky top, he began undoing the skirt, the two small buttons becoming impossibly annoying. But he soon got them undone and tugged the skirt down tan legs, eyeing the lacy red material that kept him from his prize.

Naruto groaned low in his throat when middle fingers hooked onto his dark red panties, pulling them down torturously slow, nails scraping against sensitive skin. He watched through heavy lashes, Sasuke getting onto his knees and continueing his slow removal of the panties.

"Hurry," Naruto licked his dry lips, his cheeks dusted a light pink, "we can't be in here for too long, we'll get caught."

Sasuke smirked and finally quickened his pace, slapping Naruto's calves gently, a way of telling him to lift his feet. And the blond did so, the red material being thrown aside.

"Hmm, a quick fuck," Sasuke ran his hands up smooth legs, then put pressure on the limbs, spreading them apart, watching Naruto cock twitch and release a glob of precum. He craned his neck forward and ran his thick tongue over the tip, lapping up the pearly liquid eagerly.

Naruto moaned, his thighs quivering under Sasuke's heated palms and smoldering gaze.

"Ngh, fuck me," he whispered, lust laced into his voice.

Sasuke nibbled the underside of the length, spreading Naruto's legs even farther apart, his fingertips ghosting over a hip before disappearing behind it, dipping between two firm globes, the nails tracing over the puckered hole of the luscious flight attendant.

Shaking, Naruto bucked forward, causing Sasuke's tongue to come in contact with his balls, the sensation sending him reeling. He bit his bottom lip to keep himself from moaning, but it didn't do him any good.

Sasuke pulled back and lifted Naruto's hips a bit so he could have better access to that tight pucker he wanted to enter so badly. Pushing his middle finger in, he groaned inwardly at the clenching heat that tried to swallow the digit whole.

"Just screw me already," Naruto insisted, "I don't need any preperation, I'm not going to break," he panted, his cheeks even more flushed than they were five minutes ago.

Sasuke stood up and roughly turned the blond around. He then started taking off his own clothes, discarding them somewhere on the floor, careful of not tossing them into the toilet. Gripping slim hips, he pressed his erection against a firm backside. He bent forward, placing his chin atop a sweaty shoulder, his lips against a soft ear.

"I'll have you screaming my name," he whispered huskily, pushing the head of his penis inside the ring of muscle. He kept his gaze on Naruto's face as he slowly entered. The man surely was gorgeous. His eyes were shut, not tightly, but enough for the lashes to caress his flushed cheeks, and his lips were parted, small huffs of air slipping through them as he tried to control his breathing and rapidly beating heart.

Noticing how relaxed the attendant had become, Sasuke shoved himself in the rest of the way, groaning at the moist, heated walls of the blond's insides that incased his throbbing organ. He heard a satisfied moan from the blond, and he took that as the sign to move. His pace didn't begin slow, it started hard and fast, causing Naruto to immediately start crying out, his mouth hanging open as moan after moan errupted from his throat.

"S-Sasuke!" he whined, his insides being assaulted by a thick cock, the member not giving his backside any mercy as he was continuously pounded into. His nails scratched against the wall of the bathroom, his cheek pressed against the cool surface, more lustful cried bouncing around the small room.

The raven grunted, then smirked when Naruto almost screamed, hinting to him that he found the male's pleasure spot. Still ramming forward and up, Sasuke ran his tongue up a damp back, collecting the salt and tracing the outline of his spine.

"Scream f-for me," he groaned, digging his nails into tan hips.

Naruto didn't hold back his loud outcry of ecstasy as he was thoroughly fucked, his insides becoming raw and sensitive, making his body quiver and shake as Sasuke large cock rubbed against or into them.

"H-Harder!" the blond cried, his voice shaking terribly. His erection bobbed up and down as he was slammed into, precum either smearing agaist the wall or dripping onto the floor. Finally, after what seemed like hours of delicious friction and pleasure, he came, an earth shattering cry tearing itself from his already raw throat. Thick spurts of cum splashed against the bathroom wall and he limbs shook as he became weak.

Sasuke continued to thrust, the warmth of climax bubbling inside of his stomach. A whimper from Naruto threw him over the edge and he came inside that inviting ass, torrents of his cum filling the attendant up, the clenching insides miling his cock for all it was worth.

He slowly pulled out, a glob of pearly liquid dribbling down Naruto's inner thighs to the calves, then running onto the floor. Bending down, he picked up Naruto's clothes and handed them to him with a smirk.

The blond turned, his ass aching and burning, but the afterglow of sex kept him from complaining. He took the attire and tore off some toilet paper from the roll behind the toilet, using it to clean up the cum dripping out of his ass. He then proceded to clean the gunk off of the floor and wall.

"Are you full now?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke chuckled, "Stuffed."

xXxXx

Temari turned the camera off and coughed, handing it to Hinata who was blushing like mad, her face a dark red. She opened the door and let the two now fully clothed teenagers out of the bathroom, a frown in place.

"I'm horny now, thanks," she growled.

Naruto grinned, basking in the afterglow of wonderful sex. He looped his arm with Sasuke's and they made their way down the aisle, the background people avoiding eye contact, except for a few giggling teenage girls.

Che, probably yaoi fangirls, Sasuke kept himself from rolling his eyes. He looked over to see Naruto's smiling face, and he couldn't help but smile too.

"We just joined the mile high club!" Naruto cheered.

"But we weren't in the air," Sasuke retorted.

"So! We had sex on a plane! That's all that matters, Teme!"

Kiba came up to them with a shit-eating grin on his face, "You two know that what you did wasn't in the script. You typed up something totally different, Naruto."

The blond laughed, "Well, when it started happening, I didn't feel like doing that, so we just let it all flow. Pardon the pun."

The brunette chortled, "Whatever. I'm gonna go get the tape from Hinata and go make some dvd copies. You guys want to come? I'm stopping over at Sakura's afterwards to give her one since she couldn't be here. She has the flu."

"Oh... well, tell her we'll be by sometime tomorrow. We can't today, we have to get ready for the trip to Kyushu tomorrow, remember? We're going to Itachi's grave," Naruto said.

"Right, right, I'll tell her. We'll clean up here, see you guys later," he patted them both on the shoulder before running over to Hinata and Temari.

As they walked into the airport, Naruto leaned his head against sasuke's shoulder, "Thanks for going along with my stupid idea," he smiled.

"It led to sex, why wouldn't I have complied?"

Naruto frowned and punched his lover, "Teme!"

"I was only joking," Sasuke chuckled, "but why did you want to make a porn video before our joining ceremony?"

Naruto smiled softly, "I told you earlier. It's something for me to watch on lonely nights," he gripped Sasuke's hand, "it's not just a smutty video... it's also a memory."

Sasuke let his fingers lace together with his boyfriend's.

"A memory..."

That's right... soon, I'll be nothing but a memory...

God, that took me forever O.o I hope the longness of it makes up for how long it took for me to update :sweatdrop: