Not So Important Missions
Chapter 5
By Li Kenta
The temple, the dreaded building where our heroes first met and were forced into this quest for our amusement, though despite it's terrible reputation it was very well made building, the inside built was built as if it were a buddhist temple, huge columns lining the walls with torches imbedded into them all leading up to a huge statue of Buddha and a stair case behind it, but you guys don't care about that, what you do care about is the doors of the temple entrance bursting open.
"How could you do that?!" Bellowed an angry Kilik.
"I'm sorry, I acted on impulse!" Misturugi apologized.
"How could you?" Kilik demanded "don't you know how important it is to me?"
"It came flying at me, what was I supposed to do?"
"Not what you did!"
"Well, maybe you shouldn't have whipped it out like that!"
"Maybe you should'nt have sliced in half!"
"Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your rubber ducky!"
For those of you that don't have a single clue to what's going on, I'll sum it up for you, after electrocuting Voldo to death and while scaling the stairs disaster struck, Kilik who had a fondness for children's toys, don't ask, pulled out his rubber ducky, named Rupert, and unfortunatly lost his grip sending it flying towards Mitsurugi, who by now had become completly paranoid as a result of being severaly injured by Taki, sliced it in half.
"Rupert..."
"Don't worry Kilik, I'll get you another one." Xianghua cooed.
"Really?" He hopfully asked.
Xianghua nodded and Kilk beemed, it was an all around happy moment, until Yoshimitsu cleared his throat.
"I would like to remind you, we have somewhere to be."
The rest of the group groaned and followed the magenta clothed ninja inside the temple, after admired or scorning the architecture, the group halted when Yoshimitsu stopped and turned around. Digging into his gi, and after pulling out a care bear and a strategy guide for Legend of Zelda the Windwaker, he manage tofish out a scroll of paper.
To the families of these brave warriors, I regret to inform they fell in battle--
"Oh shit, wrong side" Yoshimitsu laughed, while the group sweat dropped
I am impressed, you have completed the first task, and proven yourselves
worthy to be in my employment, not that you have any choice in the matter
anyway. You're next task, is to recover a piece of the Soul Edge, located in a
small port town, but be warned the golem Astaroth is rumored to be in the
area as well.
"Wait a minute, you mean the Soul Edge is still intact?!" Kilik asked, receiving only a nod from Yoshimitsu.
"That means our great battle four years ago was in vain?!" Xianghua cryed, Yoshimitsu just shrugged.
The pair in the blink of an eye darted to a corner, crouching with their backs facing the group they suddenly turned dark along with the corner they we're currently kneeling against, dreadfully depressed.
"I can't believe all that was for nothing." Kilik and Xianghua said together, depression eminating from them in the form of a dark cloud.
"Wow, this must be hard for them." Seung Mina commented.
"Fighting an army of evil, basicly giving up their lives in the process, and then for years later you find out it was for nothing, man I'd be depressed to." Hwang said, helping the two depressed warriors to their feet.
Yoshimitsu, once again began reading
They out of their depression yet? Good. Okay, moving on, you guy's are
head to this port and recover the Soul Edge fragment, and if it's not too much
trouble, take care of Astaroth, now, enjoy the little feast I've--knock, knock
What? No, I'm not talking to my self, I'm voicing my thought's! No, you're
insane!!!
The magneta wearing warrior looked at the parchment for a moment.
"It just end's there."
"So what do we do now?" Kilik asked.
In an instant a gigantic table appeared, for a moment the beautiful pine was bare, once again appearing out of nowhere a white cloth covered it, and with the cloth came mountains upon moutains of various food's, ranging from the freshest salad's to the tenderest of meats, the ripest fruit's to the sweetest ice cream, even a good selection of drink's including alcohol, and soda. I know what you're thinking, 'the food's poisoned' or 'stuffed with laxatives', but believe its all of the highest quality, I may, punch them, kick them, burn them, send them into orbit, electrocute them, fry them, crush them under the weight of gold, send them through various flat surfaces, and torture them to an extent that they will perceive death as a kind gesture, but not starve them. Kilik was the first to approach the table, cautiously taking a slice of pizza, eying it for a moment he shrugged and to took a bite, after chewing thuroughly he swallowed and smiled.
"Man, this stuff's good."
The rest of the group nodded to each other and approached the table, quickly taking whatever portion's of food they could.
"Delicious." Taki exclaimed, swallowing a spoon full of ice cream.
The group continued to eat happily, well everybody except Hwang, who although was enjoying the food, still had his basic, stern, 'I'm an asshole, live with it' look on his face, this went unnoticed by everyone but, of course, Seung Mina.
"Something Wrong, Hwang?"
"Just have a weird feeling." Hwang answered.
"Tired?"
"No."
"Soar?"
"No."
"Constipated."
"...No."
"Horny?"
"N--...yeah, a little, but that's not it."
"Well, then what is it?"
"I feel like we're being watched..."
"What makes you say that?"
"The way the pyscopath knows what's going on, I mean, he knows the Voldo's dead, and also knew that Kilik and Xianghua went into deperssion after finding out that their fight against the Soul Edge was in vain."
"That was a little strange, but maybe he he knew it was going to happen."
"Still, I can't shake the feeling."
"Hwang maybe you're just being paranoid..."
As if on cue the ceiling above them began to crack, little fractures at first, then huge cracks, everybody backed away from the table, just in time to avoid in the ceiling collapsing on them. Dust spread everywhere, forcing the warriors to cover their eyes and mouths, waiting a few moments they opened their eyes to find Yoshimtsu, being crushed by two bewildered Berserker's, one holding a camera the other a microphone. The two huge, armored axe wirlder's turned looked around, their eyes wandered for amoment before falling on the six fighter's, sweat dropping the stood up and ran like hell, leaving the Yoshimitsu's on the ground unconscious and twitching.
"What just happened?" asked a clearly confused Xianghua.
"If I knew I'd tell you, Xianghua." Kilik responded.
"Maybe he can tell us." Taki said, pointing at Yoshimitsu's crippled body.
The group encircled the unconscious man, Mitsurugi taking him by the collar and slapping him a couple times, the method worked as Yoshimitsu woke up, focusing his eyes on the samurai holding his shirt, he punched him in the nose.
"Don't do that again." Yoshimitsu informed, hauling himself off the ground, at which point he dusted himself off.
"Yoshimitsu, what were those Berserker's doing?" Kilik inquired.
"They work for the guy that's in charge, they follow you around, recording everything you guys do on the mission's."
"I knew it." Hwang mumbled leaning against a column.
"So this guy, who forced us here, what's his name?" Mitsurugi questioned.
"I don't know, I've never actually met him."
The group looked among themselves, processing the information they had just received.
"Well, we might as well start this mission." Seung Mina suggested.
"Wait, I have to go to the bathroom." Taki said.
The rest of the group sighed as Taki asked Yoshimitsu where the bathroom was, and waited patiently when she went off in the direction specified be the magneta clad ninja.
One hour later...
"How long does it take a woman, to go to the John?!" Bellowed an agitated Hwang.
Taki was still in the bathroom, doing what I don't know know.
"Ah man, now I have to take a freakin' piss." Mitsurugi sighed and went off in the same direction Taki had no less then an hour earlier.
"Hmm, I wonder..." Yoshimitsu said to himself.
"What?" Xiangua asked.
"I was just wondering if I fixed the lock for the bathroom door."
A scream, Mitsurugi flying through the wall and embeding his upper body in the column Hwang was leaning against gave Yoshimitsu his answer. Sighing heavily the remaining males pulled the samurai from the column, just in time to see a pissed off Taki storm into the main hall, givingb a death glare to Mitsurugi, who, if he was consious anyway, would have cringed. Before anyone had a chance to comment on the current state of thing's, a familair voice resounded through the temple and a door opened.
"Follow the path before you for a day, it will lead you to the port town, but before you go make sure to...buy our character diary's! only $3.99!!"
Near the opened door the gift shop appeared, it moves around for easy accesiblity and your convenience, and with it Yoshimitsu, wearing a 'Soul Calibur Forever!' shirt over his regular outfit, showing off the diaries, the covers having chibi version's of the six warrior's. The group just shook their heads and left, leaving Yoshimitsu to his devices, sighing in defeat he was about to close shop, when Xianghua rushed, putting down some money.
"Give me the Kilik diary!"
A suprised, yet happy Yoshimitsu handed the item to the young chinese woman, as soon as she grabed the diary, she smiled and huged it, pink background with heart's floating around appearing behind her, only when she caught Yoshimitsu's gaze did it all disappear.
"This never happened." Xianghua stated bluntly.
"Belive me lady, i wish it hadn't." Was the only response given to her.
Xianghua nodded and ran outside rejoining the other's in order to continue their unwilling quest.
Meanwhile...
"Let me get this straight, I go to the john for three minutes, and you guys fall through the FLOOR!?"
The two berserker's cringed as the shadowed figure yelled.
"Well, maybe if you built the temple better..." The berserker on the right mumbled.
The figure stood up, the fell back down having hiting his knee on the desk, after soothing the pain he stood, this time a bit more carefully, and faced his two suborbinates.
"Well maybe if you cut down on the cofee cakes we wouldn't have this problem!"
The berserker gasped, tears welling in his eyes.
"You went to far that time!" The berserker yelled, running from the room crying.
"Oh, thank's a lot, now I have to go home to that." The berserker on the right said, leaving the room as well.
The figure groaned and sat down in his chair, poping two Excedrin into his mouth while massaging his temples.
"Next time, I'm getting Lizard men."
A/N: All right first of all, ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN LETTER BOMB"S!!! The last one almost took my hand, I know this chapter is two month's late. Second of all, I think some of you are confused, this ISN"T the last chapter, so enough death threat's, yeesh. Okay, all comedy aside, I apologize, for the delay, i originally expect this to be done during the first week of May, but many thing's got in my way, mostly school and final exam, but also I kind of hit a ditch in my writing. Thankfully I got out of this ditch thanks to Gaiaonline.com, a great site that helped me with some experimention with my writing, mostly delving into serious writing, something I haven't done yet, if you guys have some free time or just need a quick release in writing go their, hell, you might even see me their, I'm under the same username. Well, I hope this chapter was worth the wait, I'm really sorry, if it sucked. I have no idea when the next chapter will be up, but expect some more characters, well see ya, and remember to review!
Chapter 5
By Li Kenta
The temple, the dreaded building where our heroes first met and were forced into this quest for our amusement, though despite it's terrible reputation it was very well made building, the inside built was built as if it were a buddhist temple, huge columns lining the walls with torches imbedded into them all leading up to a huge statue of Buddha and a stair case behind it, but you guys don't care about that, what you do care about is the doors of the temple entrance bursting open.
"How could you do that?!" Bellowed an angry Kilik.
"I'm sorry, I acted on impulse!" Misturugi apologized.
"How could you?" Kilik demanded "don't you know how important it is to me?"
"It came flying at me, what was I supposed to do?"
"Not what you did!"
"Well, maybe you shouldn't have whipped it out like that!"
"Maybe you should'nt have sliced in half!"
"Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your rubber ducky!"
For those of you that don't have a single clue to what's going on, I'll sum it up for you, after electrocuting Voldo to death and while scaling the stairs disaster struck, Kilik who had a fondness for children's toys, don't ask, pulled out his rubber ducky, named Rupert, and unfortunatly lost his grip sending it flying towards Mitsurugi, who by now had become completly paranoid as a result of being severaly injured by Taki, sliced it in half.
"Rupert..."
"Don't worry Kilik, I'll get you another one." Xianghua cooed.
"Really?" He hopfully asked.
Xianghua nodded and Kilk beemed, it was an all around happy moment, until Yoshimitsu cleared his throat.
"I would like to remind you, we have somewhere to be."
The rest of the group groaned and followed the magenta clothed ninja inside the temple, after admired or scorning the architecture, the group halted when Yoshimitsu stopped and turned around. Digging into his gi, and after pulling out a care bear and a strategy guide for Legend of Zelda the Windwaker, he manage tofish out a scroll of paper.
To the families of these brave warriors, I regret to inform they fell in battle--
"Oh shit, wrong side" Yoshimitsu laughed, while the group sweat dropped
I am impressed, you have completed the first task, and proven yourselves
worthy to be in my employment, not that you have any choice in the matter
anyway. You're next task, is to recover a piece of the Soul Edge, located in a
small port town, but be warned the golem Astaroth is rumored to be in the
area as well.
"Wait a minute, you mean the Soul Edge is still intact?!" Kilik asked, receiving only a nod from Yoshimitsu.
"That means our great battle four years ago was in vain?!" Xianghua cryed, Yoshimitsu just shrugged.
The pair in the blink of an eye darted to a corner, crouching with their backs facing the group they suddenly turned dark along with the corner they we're currently kneeling against, dreadfully depressed.
"I can't believe all that was for nothing." Kilik and Xianghua said together, depression eminating from them in the form of a dark cloud.
"Wow, this must be hard for them." Seung Mina commented.
"Fighting an army of evil, basicly giving up their lives in the process, and then for years later you find out it was for nothing, man I'd be depressed to." Hwang said, helping the two depressed warriors to their feet.
Yoshimitsu, once again began reading
They out of their depression yet? Good. Okay, moving on, you guy's are
head to this port and recover the Soul Edge fragment, and if it's not too much
trouble, take care of Astaroth, now, enjoy the little feast I've--knock, knock
What? No, I'm not talking to my self, I'm voicing my thought's! No, you're
insane!!!
The magneta wearing warrior looked at the parchment for a moment.
"It just end's there."
"So what do we do now?" Kilik asked.
In an instant a gigantic table appeared, for a moment the beautiful pine was bare, once again appearing out of nowhere a white cloth covered it, and with the cloth came mountains upon moutains of various food's, ranging from the freshest salad's to the tenderest of meats, the ripest fruit's to the sweetest ice cream, even a good selection of drink's including alcohol, and soda. I know what you're thinking, 'the food's poisoned' or 'stuffed with laxatives', but believe its all of the highest quality, I may, punch them, kick them, burn them, send them into orbit, electrocute them, fry them, crush them under the weight of gold, send them through various flat surfaces, and torture them to an extent that they will perceive death as a kind gesture, but not starve them. Kilik was the first to approach the table, cautiously taking a slice of pizza, eying it for a moment he shrugged and to took a bite, after chewing thuroughly he swallowed and smiled.
"Man, this stuff's good."
The rest of the group nodded to each other and approached the table, quickly taking whatever portion's of food they could.
"Delicious." Taki exclaimed, swallowing a spoon full of ice cream.
The group continued to eat happily, well everybody except Hwang, who although was enjoying the food, still had his basic, stern, 'I'm an asshole, live with it' look on his face, this went unnoticed by everyone but, of course, Seung Mina.
"Something Wrong, Hwang?"
"Just have a weird feeling." Hwang answered.
"Tired?"
"No."
"Soar?"
"No."
"Constipated."
"...No."
"Horny?"
"N--...yeah, a little, but that's not it."
"Well, then what is it?"
"I feel like we're being watched..."
"What makes you say that?"
"The way the pyscopath knows what's going on, I mean, he knows the Voldo's dead, and also knew that Kilik and Xianghua went into deperssion after finding out that their fight against the Soul Edge was in vain."
"That was a little strange, but maybe he he knew it was going to happen."
"Still, I can't shake the feeling."
"Hwang maybe you're just being paranoid..."
As if on cue the ceiling above them began to crack, little fractures at first, then huge cracks, everybody backed away from the table, just in time to avoid in the ceiling collapsing on them. Dust spread everywhere, forcing the warriors to cover their eyes and mouths, waiting a few moments they opened their eyes to find Yoshimtsu, being crushed by two bewildered Berserker's, one holding a camera the other a microphone. The two huge, armored axe wirlder's turned looked around, their eyes wandered for amoment before falling on the six fighter's, sweat dropping the stood up and ran like hell, leaving the Yoshimitsu's on the ground unconscious and twitching.
"What just happened?" asked a clearly confused Xianghua.
"If I knew I'd tell you, Xianghua." Kilik responded.
"Maybe he can tell us." Taki said, pointing at Yoshimitsu's crippled body.
The group encircled the unconscious man, Mitsurugi taking him by the collar and slapping him a couple times, the method worked as Yoshimitsu woke up, focusing his eyes on the samurai holding his shirt, he punched him in the nose.
"Don't do that again." Yoshimitsu informed, hauling himself off the ground, at which point he dusted himself off.
"Yoshimitsu, what were those Berserker's doing?" Kilik inquired.
"They work for the guy that's in charge, they follow you around, recording everything you guys do on the mission's."
"I knew it." Hwang mumbled leaning against a column.
"So this guy, who forced us here, what's his name?" Mitsurugi questioned.
"I don't know, I've never actually met him."
The group looked among themselves, processing the information they had just received.
"Well, we might as well start this mission." Seung Mina suggested.
"Wait, I have to go to the bathroom." Taki said.
The rest of the group sighed as Taki asked Yoshimitsu where the bathroom was, and waited patiently when she went off in the direction specified be the magneta clad ninja.
One hour later...
"How long does it take a woman, to go to the John?!" Bellowed an agitated Hwang.
Taki was still in the bathroom, doing what I don't know know.
"Ah man, now I have to take a freakin' piss." Mitsurugi sighed and went off in the same direction Taki had no less then an hour earlier.
"Hmm, I wonder..." Yoshimitsu said to himself.
"What?" Xiangua asked.
"I was just wondering if I fixed the lock for the bathroom door."
A scream, Mitsurugi flying through the wall and embeding his upper body in the column Hwang was leaning against gave Yoshimitsu his answer. Sighing heavily the remaining males pulled the samurai from the column, just in time to see a pissed off Taki storm into the main hall, givingb a death glare to Mitsurugi, who, if he was consious anyway, would have cringed. Before anyone had a chance to comment on the current state of thing's, a familair voice resounded through the temple and a door opened.
"Follow the path before you for a day, it will lead you to the port town, but before you go make sure to...buy our character diary's! only $3.99!!"
Near the opened door the gift shop appeared, it moves around for easy accesiblity and your convenience, and with it Yoshimitsu, wearing a 'Soul Calibur Forever!' shirt over his regular outfit, showing off the diaries, the covers having chibi version's of the six warrior's. The group just shook their heads and left, leaving Yoshimitsu to his devices, sighing in defeat he was about to close shop, when Xianghua rushed, putting down some money.
"Give me the Kilik diary!"
A suprised, yet happy Yoshimitsu handed the item to the young chinese woman, as soon as she grabed the diary, she smiled and huged it, pink background with heart's floating around appearing behind her, only when she caught Yoshimitsu's gaze did it all disappear.
"This never happened." Xianghua stated bluntly.
"Belive me lady, i wish it hadn't." Was the only response given to her.
Xianghua nodded and ran outside rejoining the other's in order to continue their unwilling quest.
Meanwhile...
"Let me get this straight, I go to the john for three minutes, and you guys fall through the FLOOR!?"
The two berserker's cringed as the shadowed figure yelled.
"Well, maybe if you built the temple better..." The berserker on the right mumbled.
The figure stood up, the fell back down having hiting his knee on the desk, after soothing the pain he stood, this time a bit more carefully, and faced his two suborbinates.
"Well maybe if you cut down on the cofee cakes we wouldn't have this problem!"
The berserker gasped, tears welling in his eyes.
"You went to far that time!" The berserker yelled, running from the room crying.
"Oh, thank's a lot, now I have to go home to that." The berserker on the right said, leaving the room as well.
The figure groaned and sat down in his chair, poping two Excedrin into his mouth while massaging his temples.
"Next time, I'm getting Lizard men."
A/N: All right first of all, ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN LETTER BOMB"S!!! The last one almost took my hand, I know this chapter is two month's late. Second of all, I think some of you are confused, this ISN"T the last chapter, so enough death threat's, yeesh. Okay, all comedy aside, I apologize, for the delay, i originally expect this to be done during the first week of May, but many thing's got in my way, mostly school and final exam, but also I kind of hit a ditch in my writing. Thankfully I got out of this ditch thanks to Gaiaonline.com, a great site that helped me with some experimention with my writing, mostly delving into serious writing, something I haven't done yet, if you guys have some free time or just need a quick release in writing go their, hell, you might even see me their, I'm under the same username. Well, I hope this chapter was worth the wait, I'm really sorry, if it sucked. I have no idea when the next chapter will be up, but expect some more characters, well see ya, and remember to review!