Chapter 2

Zim woke up a lot later, his head was swirling and twirling and he felt ready to spew into the bucket once he got Gir to fetch it. So Zim sat up and immediately felt something be pressed against his forehead but his eyes hurt too much for him to bother opening them. He could also hear the clink of pots and pans for some reason, which meant that he was in the kitchen.

Slowly he opened his eyes but he sort of wished that he hadn't at all.

His assistant was directly in front of him, a frown set on her face. Her hazel eyes, a mix of green, yellow, brown and blue, glared into his plain red ones. She was glaring at him so intensely that he felt beads of sweat creep down his face from all over the place. In fact, Zim hadn't had any idea that he could sweat so much at one time. But know he knew and that would help him in the future… Wait… what? Never mind…

Zim sat back a little bit and almost fell off of the edge of the table. Then he looked back at EB and took on his boss-like look to show her that he wasn't in any mood for one of her terrible, cataclysmic mood swings at that moment. "Why am I on the kitchen table?" he asked.

EB cocked her head to the side.

"I really don't know!" A smile appeared on her face so suddenly that Zim actually fell backwards. It wasn't the fact that she was smiling that scared him. EB did that a lot when she was euphoric. It was the fact that it seemed so natural and that her voice was high-pitched and squeaky like… like… a girl! It was at this moment that Zim realized that EB was wearing a pink dress with a bright blue headband pulling her hair back.

The alien fell back and rubbed his sore head.

EB hurried ran around the side of the table and bent down on her knees to meet Zim's eyes. "Oh my golly gosh! My poor Zimmy!" She wrapped her arms around him hurriedly and put him in an incredible embrace that practically chocked all the air out of him. "My gosh. Are you alright my little alien invader? I don't want you to get hurt?" She pulled back and examined his face. "No damage done. That's good. Oh my poor Zim! I won't let anything bad ever happen to you!" Then she hugged him again and snuggled him tightly and close to her body.

Zim pulled his head out in a hurry. "EB! You're killing me…"

"Hmm?"

"Chocking… not… breathing!"

"Oh!" She let him go a second. "Sorry Zim. I must have let my love for you get the better of me. Silly me!" Then she did something that EB NEVER did. No matter how happy she was. No matter how funny something was. No matter how anything seemed.

EB giggled.

Zim leapt to his feet and pointed to this girl. "Who are you and what have you done with my assistant?"

EB cocked her head to the side. "What ever are you talking about Zim-sama? I have no idea whatever you mean. I am EB!" Then she stood up. 'I look like me, I sound like me, I am me!"

"You don't look like EB. She never smiled at me before now. You defiantly don't sound like her. EB's voice is always annoyed. And I KNOW that you aren't her. Zim knows these things you know."

"Oh!" she squealed looking all cheery. "That's my Zimmy! He's always so kewt! So KEWT!" Then she ran up and hugged him tight.

Zim pushed off of her quickly but wasn't able to escape her grip. He looked back at EB, ready to yell at her, when he finally noticed something that was going to get him killed. Zim had one hand on each of EB's breasts. He hurriedly pulled them away and the shock was so much in terms of weight that it sent both of them to the ground.

Zim scurried away. "Don't you dare hit me EB! You hit me and… and… I'll put Gir in your room when you're writing stories! How would you like that?!" Zim looked back at EB. "Huh? EB…?"

The girl hadn't moved from her spot of the floor. Instead, she had curled up and was clutching her stomach. Her body was sweating and she looked to be in really bad condition. She was shaking and shivering all over and she looked utterly terrified when Zim walked around to see her face. He leaned down and saw that her eyes were wide and she had her teeth clenched. She was also crying. That was another big hint as to the fact that this person wasn't EB. But this human was in pain, terrible pain.

Then the human lurched upwards and rolled onto her back, writhing and squirming in agony. She tossed and turned over and over and then…

Stopped.

Zim stood there for a moment. He was about to saw something when a grumbling from this human's belly interrupted him. The alien boy stepped back as EB's stomach began to grow rapidly and she started to ooze purple slime at the mouth.

Then she opened her mouth and let out a horrifying gurgling noise as something came up from inside of her. It flew out of her mouth and hit the ceiling. Then it bounced against the walls a few times before coming to a stop in the middle of the room. Now the entire room was covered in strange purple goo, or at least the places where the object had hit.

Then it started to grow!!

The glob of goo started to take a shape and it grew hands and a face and legs and it actually had clothes on. That surprised Zim an awful lot. Then the creature rose up and stood there, still covered in goo. It was at this time when the impostor EB spewed up a second of these strange things. But this time the first creature caught it before it was able to bounce around the place and Zim was glad for that because he didn't really like having a messy kitchen at all.

The creature actually helped this one to develop faster. It opened it up quickly and then the second grew to the same size and stood up straight and they looked at each other. But they were both covered in goo so Zim couldn't really see what they looked like at all.

"Who… what are you?" Zim asked, not sure if he really wanted to know or not.

The two creatures turned to him. One of them, the first one to have come out, raised its hand to the face of the second and wiped away some goo. Then it did it's own face.

Zim almost fell down.

Standing in front of him was two other EBs!

One of them had eyes that were red like his but in a human sort of way, so that there was still the white part and only the pupils were red. She was wearing torn jeans, kind of like the original EB but she also had on a tight purple shirt, covered in white skulls, underneath a spiky-collared, mini jacket. She also had on a lot of skull accessories like a spiked skull belt and a skeleton necklace. Hugging this person would have been deadly. Zim knew that this wasn't the real EB because the one knew didn't like to wear tight clothes. This EB smirked and tied her hair into a ponytail.

Then the other one had grey eyes. This one slouched and looked bored. She was wearing a long black shirt with a purple skull on the front. She had black pants on and three belts that sat over her hips. This EB's right eye was closed all the way and the left one twitched dramatically. That made her seem more like the original but the one Zim knew was never that depressed. Maybe sometimes but this one was still different. Her hair was straight! Straight!

Zim stepped back.

The scary looking EB advanced on him and the nice EB from before stood up behind him. Zim bumped into her and quickly moved away. "Who are you people?"

The mean one spoke up first. "The name is Evil Brooke. But you can call me Bitch."

Then the nice one said, "my name is Euphoric Brooke. But you can call me Yuffie if you like…" She sort of batted her eyelids when she said this.

Zim turned to the third one. "And then who are you?"

She turned to him, less than enthusiastically. "I dunno… I guess I'm Empty Brooke. I'm null of emotions and feeling… Whatever…" She shrugged. "I guess you can call me… Void…"

"Ok…" Zim said. "Now WHAT are you?"

Then they all chimed at the top of their breaths, "I'M EB!!"

There was a click at the door.

Everyone turned to look.

A girl dress in a black shirt with a white skull with blue wings stood there. She had torn jeans, a coffin necklace, metal-tipped boots and groceries, which she carried in her hands. But the minute she saw the other girls she dropped the bags. Milk spilled and oranges went everywhere. EB gapped at the three EBs in the kitchen. Zim was in the middle of the triangle.

Then she put her hands on her hips. "I'm gone five minutes and then you clone me?"

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Kim: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Fun! Fun! FUN!!

Brooke: Booooooooo. Die… Die. Die!

Kim: EEK !!