Disclaimer: I don't own Legolas, Minas Tirith or any other LOTR person, place, thing, or idea that is used within the body of this fic. This was written for fun. It's not meant to be considered a serious Fanfic. Note the category of parody. Everything except the troop of 'fangirls' belongs to the estate of JRR Tolkien.
When Fangirls Attack!
Part Four: Hero Worship and Explanations AKA Why fangirls are not well loved
Yet again Monique found herself fighting back laughter. She had no idea what was wrong with her friends. Not that it mattered, but it was still a good question.
"It's almost over, Mo. I'll explain then."
"Ok, whatever you say, Sam."
The next scene shown was of Sierra's bedroom, which was painted a deep red. The camera was set up on a tripod, because all four girls were in frame along with their captive elf. Samantha looked at Sierra funny.
"Remind me WHY we're wearing our Monty Python Monk costumes from last Halloween?" asked Samantha in an exasperated voice.
"We're going to do a worship ritual" was Sierra's only reply.
"Why did I let you talk me into this?" Erin asked. "For that matter HOW did you talk me into this?"
"Blackmail is a lovely thing."
"Oh right, that's how. Alright, whatever, Sierra let's just get on with this."
"Well I'm kind of making it up as I go…"
"WHAT!?" screamed Erin, Emily and Samantha.
Legolas groaned from the noise. He sat up, looked around and promptly began to speak Elvish at them at a quite rapid pace.
"Didn't you learn Sindarin, Sam?" Sierra queried worriedly.
"Attempted to. And I only knew a few words. I could count to ten and say Father and Mother. I have absolutely NO idea what he's saying."
"Maybe we should knock him out again…" Suggested Emily.
During their conversation, Legolas had attempted to leave the room, only to find himself tied up.
"Don't bother trying to get out," Emily said to Legolas with a sigh, "Samantha tied those knots. The only way they'll come off is to cut them off."
"I don't think he understands you." Sierra stated.
"I know, but I still feel bad for him."
"We should take him back." Sierra sounded regretful.
"Yeah, probably."
"Can I kiss him goodbye?"
"Sierra, I think he'd probably bite you if you tried…"
"Good point."
The screen went black and the group was back in Samantha's basement.
"So what now?" Sierra was standing off from the group, but as she asked she came closer.
"I say we get rid of the rope, and take him back through the wormhole, and hope and pray he doesn't try to kill us at any stage of returning him to Minas Tirith." Erin suggested.
"Works for me," was the simultaneous response of the other three.
"Ok so let's do it."
The four girls began removing the rope from around the again unconscious Legolas' feet and hands, and Samantha scurried over to the wormhole generator and turned it on. She immediately hurried back to Legolas and helped lift him through the wormhole as Emily followed behind with the camera.
Once again they were in Minas Tirith, but they didn't explore or even move 30 feet from the wormhole. They went about ten feet, and set down Legolas as gently as possible, and hightailed it back through the wormhole. As Samantha went to turn it off, Sierra let out a crazy grin.
"Hey, why don't we go visit Captain Jack Sparrow?"
"NO!" was the resounding response.
"Hey you guys, what are we going to do with all this video footage?" asked Emily from behind the camera.
"I dunno… I guess we could make a documentary out of it," said Erin.
"That could be fun. We could make credits and everything," Samantha remarked, nodding.
The screen then went black and stayed that way. Monique turned to Samantha, and looked at her questioningly.
"Are you sure you really want to know?'
"Let's see… YES!"
"Fine. The idea of taping it was just a joke but Sierra brought a camera, so we did. And everything just kind of happened after that…"
"Is that thing still in your basement?"
"Nope, My 'rents found out about my breaking into the basement, so they moved everything to a storage facility..."
"That sucks."
"But you didn't let me finish, they moved everything except that. The wormhole generator is in my room."
"How did you convince them to let you keep it? I mean you kinda broke into the basement to use it…"
"I guess they never expected me to break the lock… again. I'm not sure why but, they let me pick one thing I wanted, since I had lots of favorite stuff down there. I almost decided to keep the plasma cutter."
Monique looked at her with utter surprise. Samantha laughed.
"I'm kidding. I wouldn't have ever picked that over the wormhole generator, and they said alright when I picked it." Samantha shrugged
"So could we really go see whoever we wanted from any movie, book or time period?"
"Yep, who do you want to see?"
"Well, I don't know, but I'll figure it out!"
Both girls laughed as they headed towards Emily's room just as the rain stopped.
FIN