Chapter 3

Zim and EB sat on the couch in the living room and watched as the other 3 EB's' giggled and punched and sighed. Gir had taken up baking with Yuffie. Void was in the corner, hanging her head low in pity of this world and then Bitch was challenging the computer to unleash its tentacles and try to take her on.

It was a nightmare!

The original EB, or whom Zim assumed was the original, sat next to him, her arms crossed and her back slouched. She'd gone from a happy mood from being outside her one time in a week after school to a grumpy mood where if he talked before her someone was going to lose a finger. Preferably Yuffie, because she was a girly girl and deserved to die utterly and completely in EB's eyes.

Then she turned to him. "You cloned me… HOW THE HELL COULD YOU CLONE ME SO FAST? YOU HAVE LIMITED CLONING TECHNOLGY AND I KNOW THAT YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A DELIVERY THIS QUICKLY! EVEN BY COMIT THEY'RE NOT THAT FAST! AND I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGHH FOR 3 CLONES TO DEVELOP COMPLETELY SO I KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T GROW THEM BY HAND!" She thought for a moment. "Besides… if you did… that'd be pretty freaking gross."

"How dare you accuse Zim of trying to clone you! Why would Zim want to clone you?"

EB shrugged. "I dunno. None of your plans ever really make sense to me."

Zim frowned.

Then Gir ran into the living room. He bounced off the floor and landed in the original EB's lap. The little robot curled up very cutely and EB just rubbed his head like she always did when he climbed on her lap. During this time she and Zim took up the hobby of watching Bitch fight the tentacles that the computer let out. When she won the computer claimed to have gone easy on her and she just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed some more. Obviously Yuffie wasn't the only one who was capable of going into a random fit of laughter.

"Hey Zim?" EB asked. "If those clones are different like this does that mean that each of them is a part of me? I mean. If that one," she pointed to Bitch," is only mean with a tad bit of my hyperativeness and that one," she pointed to Yuffie, "is only my nice side and that one," she pointed to Void, "is only my depressive side… then wouldn't it be made so that I cannot feel those same emotions any longer?"

Zim shrugged. "I've never been clear on the whole cloning concept." When he said 'cloning' he put his hands up by his face and did that motion where he bent two of his fingers, had them touch his palm, and then bent them back up.

When he did that all of the EBs yelled out "Evil bunny rabbit fingers!!!"

Zim jumped! He was on the back of the couch panting. Void, Bitch, Yuffie and EB were all grinning wickedly. No matter how many clones or personalities that there were in that room they'd all grin at that because every part of EB was cynical in some way, shape or form! The irken sighed. "This isn't going to work out very well…"

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Kim: OMG! I just realized that I'd put up the start of chapter four instead of chapter three!!! I'm so dumb! Stupid blondeness!!

Brooke: Stop saying that!!!

Kim: tee hee ;)