animefan127: LASERS!
yumyumbagel: -screams in pain when laser gets shot in eye-
animefan127: We are back with more randomness than ever before! BUAHAHAHAHAHA! -cough-
yumyumbagel: TACO! -recovers from laser and pulls out taco from bra-
animefan127: O...kay... Anyways, onto the insanly random story!
-----chapter----------two------(i'm hungry... pancakes!)-----------
Ed: A spider!
animefan127: Yeah... I was trying to tell you to read the script. -points to script in hand-
Ed: Oh...
yumyumbagel: What did you think me and Envy were doing? Having hot sex?
Ed: Um... no. I thought Envy was killing you.
yumyumbagel: Well there goes my fantasy...
animefan127: -lays on floor- So... hungry... need... food! -looks at Envy- Food! -attacks Envy and bites his arm-
Envy: AAAAHHH! GET IT OFFA ME!
Ed: Holy shit...
yumyumbagel: Wait! I have... -pulls out popsickel from bra- THIS! -eats popsicle-
animefan127: -still chewing on Envy's arm- GIVE ME YOUR FLESH!
Envy: NEVER! -slams animefan127 against wall; flying off of his it's arm-
animefan127: Ow! -cracking is heard as animefan127 collides with the wall- I think I broke my wrist... ow...
yumyumbagel: -sits on couch with videoplayer watching and eating popcorn in happiness- We can start a NEW horror movie now!
Ed: -gasps- Animefan127! -transmutes blade and lunges at Envy-
Envy: -observing damage from animefan127 while dodging Ed's assaults- That bitch... she made me bleed!
Ed: SHE'S NOT A BITCH! -slams Envy in the stomach with elbow-
yumyumbagel: -still filming- THIS IS GOLD!
Envy: -backflips and turns arm into a blade like Ed's and attacks him-
animefan127: -runs between Ed and Envy- STOP! -gets stabbed by Envy and falls onto Ed-
yumyumbagel: -gasp while still recording- We are so gonna make it on Americas Funniest Homevideos!
Ed: That's all you can say with your best friend dying!
yumyumbagel: Yup. Besides... she's not dead.
Ed: What?
animefan127: -jumps up- I am alive! -takes cardboard out from under shirt-
yumyumbagel: You really stuck to the script! Too bad Ed and Envy didn't read it.
animefan127: But it still worked. Besides... I really wanted to eat Envy's arm... I'm SO GOD DAMNED HUNGRY! AND ENVY REALLY HURT ME! -cries while pointing to dangling wrist-
yumyumbagel: Envy...
Envy: -pouting- What?
yumyumbagel: -points to the room at the end of the random hall- Go to your room.
Envy: No.
yumyumbagel: GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MISTER!
Envy: Fine! -stomps down the hall and slams door behind him where small cries are heard-
Ed: -examines animefan127's wrist and wraps it- You won't be able to write that much...
animefan127: WHAT! NO! I'M WRITING TOO! -yelps as pain shoots through wrist from typing-
yumyumbagel: I feel bad that I yelled Envy... but he is not allowed out UNTIL HE THINKS ABOUT WHAT HE HAS DONE! -emphasizes last part while walking down the hall-
animefan127: -passes out-
Ed: What the hell!
yumyumbagel: QUICK MEDIC!
Ed: What medic! -panics-
yumyumbagel: Quick Ed! What's the number for 911!
Envy: -yells from room with sobs in between- 9-1-1!
yumyumbagel: Okay... don't panic, don't panic, don't--
Ed: The phone's dead!
yumyumbagel: Oh shit... I didn't pay the phone bill...
Ed: Great job asshole!
yumyumbagel: Just put her on her bed and she'll be fine.
animefan127: -goes into cardiac arrest-
Ed: Oh shit! She's not breathing!
yumyumbagel: -starts singing Evanescence song named Hello- Playground school bell rings... again. Rain clouds come to play... again. Suddenly I know she's not breathing, hello--
Ed: THAT'S NOT HELPING!
yumyumbagel: Fine!
Ed: Jeez! -transmutes Defribulator-
yumyumbagel: -daydreaming-
Ed: PAY ATTENTION! YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING!
yumyumbagel: Huh?
animefan127: -groans-
Ed: CLEAR! -puts defribulator on animefan127-
animefan127: OW! -bolts up connecting lips with Ed's-
-awkward silence-
yumyumbagel: -Gasps- This may not be the first time I saw you two kiss but that's not the point! -Gasps-
animefan127: -breaks away and shoves Ed away; running out the door-
Ed: ...?
yumyumbagel: Oh my god... it's dun-dun-dun! REJECTION!
Envy: -not crying anymore- OOOOOOOH! DISSED!
yumyumbagel: You're not crying anymore?
Envy: No, but I'm sad... I feel lonely...
yumyumbagel: You can come out after Ed chases animefan127.
Ed: What! I am!
yumyumbagel: Yeah. She's your girlfriend... god, idiots these days...
Ed: -runs out door-
yumyumbagel: COME OUT NOW ENVY! WE'RE GONNA MAKE PANCAKES!
Envy: YIPPEE! -starts making pancakes-
yumyumbagel: Oh yeah, and I'm pregnant.
Envy: O.o What!
-----------two-------------blocks---------away-------
Ed: Animefan127! -looks around-
animefan127: -hiding in a tree and sees Hughes walking down the street-
Ed: -sees Hughes and runs to him- Hughes, did you see animefan127!
Hughes: Oh, hi Ed! Look! -shoves photo album into Ed's face- This is Elicia with her giant teddy bear while she was eating cake! Isn't she just adorable! And this is Elicia when we were flying kites--
Ed: HUGHES! DID YOU SEE ANIMEFAN127!
animefan127: -hides behind Ed making funny signs behind his back-
Hughes: -smiles- Nope. Sorry.
animefan127: -runs behind bush as Ed turns around and begins running-
Hughes: -waits until Ed is gone and walks over to the bush- He's gone. Did you have lover's quarrel or something?
animefan127: -pops out of the bush and gives Hughes a glare- No. You got the goods?
Hughes: Yeah. -opens secret compartment in photo album and gives animefan127 a box-
animefan127: Thanks... oh and Roy said he was going to destroy your photo album.
Hughes: O.o What! Oh my god! Not my pictures of Elic--
Scar: -jumps out of bush down the block- Who said God's name in vain!
-awkward silence-
animefan127: Um... yeah... okay... sure...
Hughes: -sweatdrops and silently runs away-
Scar: If your here... than fullmetal must be too. -looks around-
animefan127: -gives scar death glare- He's not here!
Scar: -smirks- I see...
animefan127: -scowls- whatever...
-starts walking down street, but scar grabs animefan127's arm-
Scar: I think you need 'the talk'.
animefan127: -face grows pale and eyes widen- Oh shit...
---back---------at----------house------------
Envy: -on the floor and looks like havoc in the episode with warehouse thirteen but without the cigarette-
yumyumbagel: -sitting on couch reading book called 'Today's Random Lives'-
Ed: -bursts through the door- I can't find animefan127!
yumyumbagel: What! SHE'S NOT STICKING TO THE SCRIPT! -throws book on the floor hitting Envy on the head; not fazing him-
Ed: -looks at Envy- You told him?
yumyumbagel: Yup.
Hughes: -smiles and walks into room- Hiya! Ed, I think you and I need to have a 'man-to-man' talk. -pulls Ed out of story-
yumyumbagel: -shrugs and picks up book; reading it again while Envy remains on the floor-
---------random-------------break----------(with authoresses talking)
animefan127: I'm getting an ass cramp.
yumyumbagel: I blame mega tokyo,I got one too.
animefan127: ZOMBIES SHALL RULE THE WORLD! TOO BAD LARGO! I love mega tokyo... why are we blaming it?
yumyumbagel: Fine, BLAME CANADA! -looks at map- I BLAME YOU CANADA! AND YOUR CANADIANESSESSES...
animefan127: -sweatdrops- Okay then... I wonder what I should write next in the story... hmm... -thinks-
yumyumbagel: I didn't know I was pregnant...
animefan127: I dunno. You wrote it.
yumyumbagel: Plot device... plot device.
animefan127: Okay... hmm... should we go back to the story or go to the mall; wreaking havoc among other people?
yumyumbagel: Nah... it wouldn't be as much fun.
animefan127: Aw... I had a gas bomb...
yumyumbagel: Oh well.
-----back-------------to-----the-----------story----------
animefan127: Uh... bye. -throws scar against a tree and bolts-
Scar: You cannot handle the truth!
animefan127: You're wrong! Babies come from Minneapolis, not Tennesse!
yumyumbagel: -randomly screams- No they don't! You know bondage!
animefan127: No.
yumyumbagel: That's where Envy told me they came from... I think it worked too.
Scar: Those whom have shared themselves with a sin shall die! -goes hunting for yumyumbagel-
animefan127: Uh huh... you do that. -goes looking for a lake to drown in and, once again, isn't sticking to the script-
----back----------at-----the---------house-------------
Envy: -still on the ground; shocked-
yumyumbagel: -Thinks about what she could say to Envy to wake him up and then gets an idea- Hey Envy,I got raped by Scar... -Looks at Envy-
Envy:-Jumps up- HE WHAT! -Runs out the door leaving yumyumbagel all by herself-
yumyumbagel: He'll be back in an hour... at the least until he realizes I lied...-goes back to reading book-
-------three------blocks--------away------
Ed: Where did she go... ? -thinks of possibilities and shudders-
animefan127: -slurping slushie and sees Ed; beginning to choke on slushie- Oh-cough-shit! -jumps behind tree-
Ed: Animefan127! Where are you!
animefan127: -sees lake in front of her- Eurika... -runs towards lake-
Ed: -sees animefan127- Hey! Stop! What are you doing! -runs after animefan127-
animefan127: -jumps into the freezing cold water in an attempt at suicide-
Ed: -gasps and jumps in after animefan127-
-----five--------blocks---------away---------
Envy: SCAR! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, BASTARD! -slowly realizes something- Hey... YUMYUMBAGEL! WHY DID YOU TRICK ME! -runs back towards house with an unknowing Scar tailing him-
------back----at--------house-------
yumyumbagel: -sees Envy burst through the door as it begins raining- Wow, that only took you fifteen minutes.
Envy: You don't know how wrong that sounds right now, but that's not the point... you lied to me!
yumyumbagel: Jeez... this is turning into a drama series... -rolls eyes-
Scar: -bursts through door, shoving Envy and stands in front of yumyumbagel- You have done what is unforgivable by Ishbala--
yumyumbagel: If it's about burning the holy water by accident, then I'm sorry. I thought it was regular water to boil for ramen, but I accidentaly burned it and the whole church exploded, but I'm sorry... I didn't know it was unforgivable, god...
Scar: -yells- NEVER TAKE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN!
yumyumbagel: -gets up and throws book on floor while yelling- Well you
know what! I had sex with a sin so don't tell me what I can and can't do! Now get out of my house!
Scar: This isn't your house.
yumyumbagel: Get out of THIS house!
Scar: -warily eyes Envy who is bringing hand across throat while mouthing 'get out now or you'll be dead'- Very well... but I will be back. -walks out door shutting it behind him-
Ed: -bursts through door ten seconds later holding animefan127 bridal style; both of them soaking wet-
yumyumbagel: Envy? Why don't you ever carry me like that?
Envy: You never asked.
Ed: Animefan127 tried to commit suicide.
yumyumbagel: NOT STICKING TO THE SCRIPT AGAIN! GOSH!
Envy: Maybe I should try that...
Ed: You can't die.
Envy: So? It sounds fun.
Ed: -gives Envy death glare with yumyumbagel- So... what can I do with animefan127? She's knocked out.
yumyumbagel: Put her in her room... she'll wake up... eventually.
Ed: -goes into animefan127's room-
yumyumbagel: -starts crying- You don't love me, do you! -runs into room, slamming and locking the door-
Envy: ... huh? What did I do wrong?
------three--------hours------------later----------
Envy: -still sitting on the couch, reading yumyumbagel's book-
animefan127: -comes out of room with a half open shirt and a bra strap showing- Wow... yumyumbagel's crying... what did I miss?
Envy: -looks up from book with reading glasses- Okay, yumyumbagel kicked Scar out of the house, I somehow made yumyumbagel cry... I'm still trying to figure out how I did, and yumyumbagel's been crying for three hours. This book is actually pretty good. -stares at animefan127- What happened to you?
animefan127: Oh... you know... the usual. -smiles-
Ed: -walks out of room without a shirt and wearing his boxers; hearing yumyumbagel crying- Envy, go fix the problem you made.
Envy: -looks at Ed; raising his eyebrows- I didn't do anything! And if I did, how? And please go put on some clothes...
Ed: -gives a sigh of frustration and goes back into animefan127's room-
animefan127: Go kiss and make up with yumyumbagel. When I say 'make up' I don't mean 'make out' so don't get any ideas.
Envy: -snickers- Why? You just were.
animefan127: -blushes and slams Envy over the head with a frying pan- SHUT THE HELL UP BASTARD! -runs into her room-
Envy: Gosh... I 'm all alone again with blood falling down my forehead... You're paying for my glasses if they break. -goes back to reading book while shaking his head in disappointment at being alone-
TO BE CONTINUED...