Okay so this is the 4th? chapter look I know I realize the romance sooo I will make Rikku see the light sorry about it it was stupid
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ON THE PLANE
Rikku- hey I just realized something I don't love Sesshoumaru not like that anyway I love-wait that person loves me back right because he always seemed like it and I mean Sesshoumaru doesn't even kiss me only on the forehead and besides he's my uncle ew
Rikku: Uncle Sessh-
Sesshoumaru: finally child you came to your senses!
Rikku: ( stands up in isle ) Okay check lists! Cameras
Everyone: CHECK!
Rikku: plans
Everyone: CHECK!
Rikku: yen
Everyone: CHECK!
Rikku: Now commencing la-aaaaahhhh
The plane was landing and Rikku fell over
Sesshoumaru caught her
Rikku: thanks uncle sesshoumaru
Kaiko walks in from the back
Kaiko: Hey they have legal name changing
Fuumi: did you get your name changed?
Kaiko: yes I changed it to Yami
Rikku: Yami! thats the coolest name I ever heard
Yami: Yup
Fuumi: mmhm
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Rikku was the last one to get off the plane then she saw Naraku and Bankotsu Naraku that was THE one and she knew it why because I'd rather not get into details it's rated T not M or something like that. So Rikku jumped from 5 feet in the air and into Naraku's arms and kissed him and like she predicted he didn't hold back
Everyone: That is super Kawaii
Rikku: Okay ground cover
Me and Fuumi: Go to a restaurant
Bankotsu and Yami: um videotape Kagome's house
Uncle Sesshoumaru and Naraku: Ghostly encounters more like the well you now Sadako/Samara's well
Let's Go
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Rikku: Okay let's sit at table 2
Rikku: ueita... wo onegai shimasu chuumon-suru wasabi ( if you don't know Japanese then Waiter I would like to order wasabi )
Waiter: Sure
Waiter brings some wasabi and soy sauce
Rikku: Okay Fuumi get a shot at this
( next scene is from jackass if you seen it then you know this scene probably )
Rikku mixed the wasabi and soy sauce and put in a line on the plate
Rikku: thats a fine line right
Fuumi: yeah
Rikku: kay this is called Wasabi Shooters
Rikku took a straw and sniffed half of the wasabi and then started coughing and threw up green stuff
after she threw up she sniffed up a 1/4 and threw up two more times
Fuumi: ha ha that''s disgusting
Rikku: i need a pick me up
She sniffed up the last and threw up... again
Fuumi: I got it all on tape
Rikku: cool
In a dry tired voice
Rikku: Ueita...wo onegai shimasu chuumon-suru omiru wo Ippai
( waiter I would like to order a glass of water )
Waiter: of course
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Yami: Okay we are now going through Kagome's drawer oo Bankotsu I found a book
Bankotsu whats in it?
Yami: Let's see
Opens book and sees Yaoi of Bankotsu and Uncle Sesshoumaru
Yami: Oh my damn
Bankotsu: what
Yami: well on the plus side you look HOT he-he
Bankotsu: let me see!
Yami: NO
Bankotsu took the book and looked at it
Bankotsu: Hot damn
Yami: I know man Kagome is such a mother-
Bankotsu: shut yo mouth
Yami: huh
Bankotsu: nvm
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Sesshoumaru and Naraku were walking the path to Sadako/Samara's well
Naraku: hey Sesshoumaru check this out
Sesshoumaru: what
Naraku: Mind explosion
Sesshoumaru: you guys watch too much Human Giant
They reached well and opened the cover
Naraku: here she comes get the fucking camera ready
Samara/Sadako: looks at Sesshoumaru
Samara/Sadako: Mommy
Naraku starts crying: aaah she's talking bout you right please let her be talking about you
Samara/Sadako: No two mommies
Naraku and Sesshoumaru: oh shit
Samara/Sadako starts crawling towards them and they ran
Samara/Sadako: Mommy!
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Everyone met up at a karaoke restaurant they all ordered Nabeyaki Udon ( udon noodles with chicken shrimp and vegetables )
Rikku: okay who's singing first
Everyone: you
Rikku: I need Naraku to sing with me
( Bold is Naraku )
How you doin' young lady
That feelin' that you givin' really drives me crazy
You don't haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
Looking for a girl that'll treat you right
You lookin' for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What's the problem I don't see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent
N: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of running, lets walk for a minute
Chorus
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want
N: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
N: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Verse
N: Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute
Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through
N: I'm out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down
N: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
I want you on my team
N: So does everybody else.
Shit! Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
N: What kind of girl do you take me for?
Chorus
Don't be mad, don't get mean
N: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
N: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on
I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on
Bring that on
N: You know what I mean
Girl, I'm a freak you shouldn't say those things
I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like
Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash
Chorus
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And its you that I want
N: Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait
Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
N: Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more
Rikku: Yeah
Naraku: Okay next Sesshoumaru
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Guess what it's 11:10 P.M. I started this 5:00 that's 6 hours I've been working on this damn story