I am SO sorry I haven't updated this in a while but on top of being lazy and sick with Hypothermia I have been watching tv to actually make a fanfiction like Rikku take it away!
Rikku: The Andy Milonakis Show, Scary Movie 3, The Sweetest Thing, Mind of Mencia, Wild 'n Out, Etc. other shows on the 50s+
Thank You
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Sesshoumaru: Fine!
Rikku: Really! Then I won't have to actually use ( black and pink background appears ) Supah Teenage Rebellion Powers!
Everyone: ...
Rikku: what
Sesshoumaru: nothing let's get this over with JIELIANEA ( ha that's my name mixed in with english/spanish but not exactly spelt that way ) Look through your damn playlost and find me a song to sing
Naraku: I wonder how he says that so loudly without emotion
Yami: Yeah I don't know but i wanna go next with Fuumi
Me: I found a song and i'm going next after Fuumi and Yami
Sesshoumaru: what's the song
Me: hmmmm I know I don't have any songs with boys singing lead so let's use my daddies songs hey hoow about touch it Remix part 3 by busta Rymes
Sesshoumaru: hhhhhhell no
Me: fine use my mommies instead i bet she has all the better rock songs anyways cuz i got her computer
Sesshoumaru: okay
Me: cool how about umm it's better if you don't sing so Yami and Fuumi can sing Push it Real Good ( damn i am tired of whole names )
Y&F: yah we go next
Song start
Both: Oooh, baby baby
Baby baby
Oooh baby baby
B-baby baby
Get up on this
Ah push it
Get up on this
Ah push it
Get up on this
Ah
Ow! Baby
Y: Salt and Pepa's hit
Sal Sal Sal Salt Salt and Pepa's hit
Salt and Pepa's hit
Salt Pepa Salt Salt Pepa Salt Salt and Pepa's hit
Salt and Pepa's hit!
Me: Dance ppl!
all of a sudden a random guy walks on stage with a microphone
RG: Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!
Y: uuh
Salt and Pepa's hit, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot body show
Now push it
Both: Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good
Hey!
Ow!
Push it good!
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
B-baby, baby
F: Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it
Push it good
P-push it real good
Both: Ah, push it
Ah
Ah, ah, ah
Get up on this!
Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Push it
Boy you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
Ah, push it
Push it
Ah, push it
Push it
Push it, ah
Push it,ah
Ah, push it
Push it
Push it
Push it
Yami: OMG I can't believe i actually finished the song
Fuumi: I know
Me: my turn
Me: Okay ( looks through playlist ) i must sing this SONG my preciousssss
S: ( takes song away ) let me see
Me: Don't hurt the precious ( takes song back ) for your 411 365 info it is called don't get it twisted by Gwen Stefani
Yami: let me see ( opens cover and blinding light comes out ) AH the light it burns us !!!!
Me: Now I must sing
SONG START
Don't Get It Twisted don't get clever this is the most craziest shit ever
( most craziest shit ever ever ever )
Ok, this is the most craziest shit ever top of the charts I wish it did feel better
so i take it to the scene before I knew what to do what to do Aw whats that
Kinda moody and I'm trippin
And my head is a block
Collecting all of the symptoms
I'm about to call the doc
Get a hold of yourself
You're acting odd girl
What's goin on and on and on
What's the matter with me I'm acting really odd
And I think i can't breathe there must be something wrong
What's going on and on and on and on and o-o-on
Uh-oh Uh-oh
What's the matter with me I'm acting really odd
And I think i can't breathe there must be something wrong
What's going on and on and on and on and o-o-on
Uh-oh Uh-oh
Don't get it twisted
Don't get clever
This is the most craziest shit ever
Uh oh, whoa
Don't get it twisted
Don't get clever
This is the most craziest shit ever
Here we go, whoa
Tick tock I guess I'm rid again
What are you suggesting madam Gwen
Don't you know better
What are you talking about
You know it's gonna come at any point
Nighttime, flip-flop
This time, push my luck
He was really lookin hot
Anticipation building up
Space simulator
Internal complicator
Need a translator
(can you go and get a test)
Move it, move, move it
Move it, move, move it
Lip lock
Making out again, no big deal
You always say that
But I'm not a mathematician
28 days, a normal cycle
If I'm not mistaken
I think he might have made a goal
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
What's the matter with me
I'm acting really odd
And I think I can't breathe
There must be something wrong
What's goin on and on and on and on and on
Uh oh, uh oh
Here we go who-o-o-o-o-oa
Everyone: Let's Go!
--------------At Kagome's House-------------
InuYasha: Now Rikku Since We Haven't Been Home in a mont it is time for you to wash your clothes
Rikku: But Daddy if Kagome wants to be part of the family the let's give her mother jobs huh?
InuYasha: hmm that is a good idea. KAGOME!!!
Kagome: WHAT!
InuYasha: GET DOWN HERE WOMAN
Kagome: I AM WATCHING TV
InuYasha: COME IN HERE AND WASH THESE GIRLS CLOTHES
Kagome: LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT NO!!!
InuYasha: that takes care of that
Rikku: at least they're leaving in 3 2 1. ( Rikku opened the washing machine and put a shirt in and it disappeared in a blue swirly vortex ) huh
( she put another in and guess what it disappeared )
BlueSwirlyVortex: Aw come on sister turn that frown upside down
Rikku: What?
BSV: Climb in me I'll set you free
Rikku: Why not
so she climbs in on to find it led to a hamper
Rikku: ooh stupid yet convenient
BSV: I know!
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Fuumi was playing Final Fantasy X-2 when all of a sudden Mirooku came in the room wearing a...a Dog coustume! and he sneaked up behind her
Miroku: Theres my dirty girl
Fuumi starts hitting him
Fuumi: Ah No No No
Miroku: Stop its me ( takes off mask )
Fuumi: Oh hey i am not dirty
Miroku: Aren't you her fan
Fuumi: Oh I have to eat some cookies now stay here
Miroku okay
Fuumi leaves
BSV: psst! come here little boy!
Miroku: Who are you!
BSV: I am
Miroku: Who are you!
BSV: I am
Miroku: Who are you
BSV: I AM BLUE SWIRLEY VORTEX COME PLAY WITH ME OR I COULD DANGLE YOU OUT A WINDOW
Miroku through his mask at it and it broke and revealed...
Miroku: Aha i knew BSV was Michael Jackson
Fuumi: Michael Jackson oh hell no!
MJ: I shall dissappear now tehehe poof
Fuumi: So what do you want to do
Miroku: whatever i feel like doing GOD
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Yami: Bankotsu are you hungry?
Bankotsu: Actually yes
Yami: I'll order something!
Calls chinese food
Yami: Can i get chicken and lemon grass
Bankotsu: Come on we need more to eat then that
Yami: Oh believe me lemon grass is all you gonna need now go in the back until i call you.
Bell rings
Yami: Hi chinese food man look what I found in the closet I think its magic
CFM: Did you get a close look?
Y: I tried but it bit my hand so i left do you know what i should do
CFM: No
Y: Can you help me ( CFM starts walking away )
CFM: no
Y: Do you know who i should call
CFM: 911
Y: ok ( goes up to closet ) Grandpa are you ok?
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Ok normally I wouldn't go to bed this early but being sick makes go to bed early and when your still uh recooperating not re-co-op-erating re-coop-er-ating
you get tired early so good bye ooh i just yawned!