State the obvious

I didn't get my perfect fantasy

I realize you love yourself

More that you could ever love me

So go and tell your friends

That I'm obsessive and crazy

That's fine, I'll tell mine

You're gay and by the way

So, apparently he's telling the whole hospital that I'm crazy now. Completely flew the cuckoo's nest. Because of his truck. But he cheated on ME. And with that beach blonde TRAMP of all people. He insisted there was nothing there. That he didn't have feelings for her and there was no way she had feelings for him. Lied to my face about it.

I hate that stupid old pickup truck

You never let me drive

You're a redneck, heartbreak

Who's really bad at lyin'

So watch me strike a match

On all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned

You're just another picture to burn

Sleeping with McSteamy probably wasn't the best idea. He's dirty, but the sex is so…. Damn. I understand why Addison cheated on McDreamy with him. George and I weren't even together the first time I hooked up with McSteamy. We were MARRIED when he decides to sleep with Izzie. I think I really got him where it hurts when he found out that I slept with Alex a few nights ago.

There's no time for tears

I'm just sitting here planning my revenge

Nothing stopping me

From going out with all of your best friends

And if you come around saying sorry to me

My daddy's going to show you how sorry you'll be

There's no way I'm taking him back after hooking up with Izzie. No one cheats on Calliope Torres and gets a second chance. My parents are coming up next weekend. Originally it was to meet the happy couple. Now my dad is ready to throw down with the man who broke his baby's heart.

Cause I hate that stupid old pickup truck

You never let me drive

You're a redneck, heartbreak

Who's really bad at lyin'

So watch me strike a match

On all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned

You're just another picture to burn

I signed the divorce papers today. Handed them to him in front of his whole McFamily. Izzie looked defiant. Christina, a little uncomfortable. Alex as cocky as always. Meredith… Meredith was hard to read. She was the one I really thought I could be friends with in the whole McFamily.

And if you're missing me

You better keep it to yourself

Cause coming back around here

Would be bad for your health

George looked… Like he was about to say that he missed me. I couldn't handle hearing that, so I hit him and Izzie where it hurts. I told Alex to call me later if he was up for a good time. I don't think I've ever seen either one of them look so shocked.

Cause I hate that stupid old pickup truck

You never let me drive

You're a redneck, heartbreak

Who's really bad at lyin'

So watch me strike a match

On all my wasted time

In case you haven't heard

I really, really hate that stupid old pickup truck

You never let me drive

You're a redneck, heartbreak

Who's really bad at lyin'

So watch me strike a match

On all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned

You're just another picture to burn

Burn, burn, burn, baby burn

Just another picture to burn

Baby, burn