animefan127: We're back in black. -wearing black trench coat with shades-
yumyumbagel: WAIT!!! ACT NATURAL!!! -acts like cow-
animefan127: I'm still trying to figure out whether you came from Pluto or Mars.
yumyumbagel: Pluto!! I like Pluto... you remember? You were there, Ed was there, oh yeah... good times, good times... let's save that story for another time!
animefan127: Onto the story.
yumyumbagel: POPCORN!!!! No... wait... CHEESE DOODLES!!!
-------------in--------------the---------story---------------(pizza!!!)
yumyumbagel: Still rolling!! Go to the next scene!! -still rolling in crap with paint covering walls-
-----at----------Central----------HQ-----------
Roy: -opens door to office and paper avalanche knocks him out-
------at-----------theater-----------
Envy: -sees line extends all the way to Central- SCREW THIS SHIT!!! -trudges home(or whatever he calls 'home')-
yumyumbagel: -stops rolling(for once)- Hi Envy!! I'm dirty!! I need a bath!!
Envy: Can you just take one by yourself?
yumyumbagel: No. Remember what happened last time?
Envy: Don't--
yumyumbagel: FLASHBACK!!! HELL YEAH!!!
Envy: -groans in annoyance-
Flashback
Envy: Go take a bath yumyumbagel!! You're covered in mud!!
yumyumbagel: -covered in mud- But I was playing with the piggy!! And the moose... -drools-
Envy: BATH!!! NOW!!!
yumyumbagel: Yes father. -walks to bathroom-
-----five-------minutes-------------later----------------
yumyumbagel: -screams from bathroom- The water's boiling and the ducky wants to eat me!!
Envy: -rolls eyes and ignores; reading on couch in the living room with reading glasses-
yumyumbagel: -screams again- It's got a knife!!
Envy: -ignores-
yumyumbagel: Holy crap!! It's got a philosopher's stone!! It's gonna kill me!! It even said it!!
Envy: -sighs, stands up, puts reading glasses into case, and walks into bathroom; seeing regular rubber ducky on the far side of the bath tub- How is it gonna kill you? It doesn't have a knife.
yumyumbagel: Oh... it must have been my imaginatio-- -touches ducky making it go splody- It exploded!! Cool!! -touches bath tub making it explode-
Envy: -soaked from bath tub water with bubbles in hair- I'm never leaving you alone in the bath tub again...
End flashback
yumyumbagel: Onto the tub!! -drags Envy with her into the bathroom while Envy says, "Somebody help me..."-
-------------at------animefan127's-------friends'------house-----------
animefan127: Did you hear that random explosion?
Friend: No.
Al: How did you get me drunk?! I'm armor!!!
animefan127: Skill and the ritual. Remember that.
Friend: Can I keep the vodka?
animefan127: Sure, but you have to pay me back this time.
Friend: -waves hand nonchalantly- Don't worry about it. I will.
animefan127: You know, "I will" is a song.
Friend: Your point?
animefan127: -shakes head- Never mind. Bye! -leaves house and goes to Dunkin' Donuts-
---------------------at------------animefan127's----------bathroom-------------
Envy: -sitting on bath tub side; watching yumyumbagel to make sure nothing happens(like her drowning or something)-
yumyumbagel: -playing with rubber ducky and bubbles-
Envy: -twitches as bubble floats into his hair- Are you done yet?
yumyumbagel: No. -plays with ducky even more- I'm not clean yet. -keeps playing with ducky-
Envy: WHAT DOES A RUBBER DUCKY HAVE TO DO WITH CLEANING?!?!
yumyumbagel: -holds ducky up to Envy's face making quacking noises- It likes you.
Envy: -walks out for three seconds-
yumyumbagel: I'M DROWNING!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!
Envy: -sighs and walks back in to see yumyumbagel playing with ducky- You're fine. -turns partially and sees yumyumbagel starting to drown- You're as helpless as a baby.
yumyumbagel: But I'm your baby. -gets out of tub and hugs Envy-
Envy: -gets nosebleed and faints from the fact of yumyumbagel hugging him while she's naked-
yumyumbagel: -gets back into tub; playing with ducky and bubbles-
------with-----------animefan127----------------------
Dunkin' Donuts Clerk: Will that be all?
animefan127: Yes.
Dunkin' Donuts Clerk: Please drive up to the second window.
animefan127: I'm in the building, jackass.
Dunkin' Donuts Clerk: Well sooooooooooorry! Here are your twenty five jelly doughnuts. Enjoy your day.
animefan127: -mutters under breath- And I hope you die in a corner painfully... yes... painfully so I can enjoy watching you suffer. -realizes something- Didn't that sound like Envy? Scary... -shudders and walks out of Dunkin' Donuts; heading for home-
--------------at------------Central-------------HQ-------------
Roy: -still knocked out from paper avalanche-
Havoc: -video taping Roy like an idiot-
-------------------at-----------animefan127's------------house---------------
Ed: -still sleeping on animefan127's bed-
yumyumbagel: WHY DID YOU FAINT?! -gets outta tub and shakes him-
Envy: -wakes up- Huh? -comes to focus, has another nose bleed, and faints from massive blood loss-
yumyumbagel: WHY?!?!?!
animefan127: -finally comes through door- Hey. -sees paint on walls, smushed food on the ground, the kitchen destroyed, and Envy lying unconscious in the bathroom, in puddles of blood, with yumyumbagel crying and holding Envy-
yumyumbagel: He fainted!
animefan127: I'm never leaving you home alone ever again.
Ed: -walks outta the room and sees the new fridge is busted- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! -sees spilled milk, shudders, and backs away, slowly, into animefan127's room-
animefan127: You're wearing a towel, right?
yumyumbagel: Yeah. My ducky got stuck in the fan though.
animefan127: -looks at bathroom fan and sees a decapitated rubber duck stuck in it- Okay... I'll go to Walgreens later and buy you another one.
yumyumbagel: You can't. I blew it up.
animefan127: When?
yumyumbagel: Last night. YAY!!! RUBBER DUCKIES BURNED!!!
animefan127: -sweat drops- I'll find you another one... somewhere... in the cold cruel world...
yumyumbagel: YAY!! COLD CRUEL WORLD!!! -hugs globe in the living room-
---------------six--------hours----------------------later------------------------------------
yumyumbagel: -still hugging globe-
animefan127: -cleaning mess- Will you stop hugging that thing?! HELP CLEAN THE MESS YOU MADE!!!
yumyumbagel: But then it'll be even more of a mess! Remember last time?
animefan127: NO FLASHBACKS!!!
yumyumbagel: Okay... -looks at table and sees doughnuts- DOUGHNUTS!!! -stops hugging globe and starts eating doughnuts-
animefan127: NOOO!!! STOP!!! -takes doughnuts away from yumyumbagel-
yumyumbagel: I wanted the consolation prize!
animefan127: Consolation prize?
yumyumbagel: Yeah. The box.
animefan127: You can have it later.
yumyumbagel: I'LL MAKE A FORT OUT OF IT AND IT'LL BE PILLOWS AND BLANKETS AND LIKE DONUTS AND A BOX--
Ed: I think you've had too much sugar. Go to sleep.
yumyumbagel: Okay! -falls on floor fast asleep-
Ed: -looks at Envy; unconscious and bleeding(still)- Okay then. You got jelly doughnuts?
animefan127: Yup. They're the philosopher's stone.
Ed: O.o
animefan127: ... YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
yumyumbagel: -twitches- Truth! -falls asleep again-
Ed: The... philosopher's stone... ?
animefan127: Need proof? Here it is!! -Al walks in, but he's human-
Ed: AL!!!
Al: I ate a doughnut.
animefan127: I will never understand how armor ate a doughnut, but oh well! That's not the point!!
Ed: -shocked- YOUR HUMAN!!
Al: Yeah. I know. You need to get your limbs back.
Ed: Okay! Where are those doughnuts? -sees animefan127 eating them all- NOOO!! THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE!!!!
yumyumbagel: DOUGHNUTS!!! -gets up and eats them; leaving only two which animefan127 grabs-
animefan127: Here you go, Ed. -hands him donuts-
Ed: -eats donuts and gets his limbs back- I don't believe it...
animefan127: -pinches Ed's right arm-
Ed: OW!!
animefan127: Do you believe it now?
Envy: -wakes up- What did I miss... ?
animefan127: YAY!! AL'S HUMAN AND ED GOT HIS LIMBS BACK!!! W00T!!!
Envy: -sees yumyumbagel in a towel and blushes- PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!
yumyumbagel: Okie dokie!!! -walks into room and gets changed-
animefan127: Bye Al!!
Al: What?!
animefan127: Get outta the house!!(sorry Al fangirls)
Al: Fine... I'll just go to your Friend's house. -leaves while Ed obsesses over getting his arm and leg back-
Envy: Jelly doughnuts... who would've thought...
animefan127: You know... that means they killed people and turned them into jelly donuts.
yumyumbagel: -comes out of room in a bikini- Oh that sounds awesome! Can we go there sometime Envy?
Envy: Um... why are you in a bikini?
yumyumbagel: I am? -looks at animefan127- You did this!!!
animefan127: I did? How?
yumyumbagel: You typed it!!
animefan127: -shrugs- Too bad, so sad, you lose.
-----random------------break-----------(with authoresses talking)
yumyumbagel: Can I type?
animefan127: As long as you don't type any of that stuff going through your head right now.
yumyumbagel: Never mind then.
animefan127: -looks at yumyumbagel in disgust- I wasn't serious! How could you even think like that?!
yumyumbagel: -is fantasizing Envy- Easy. He's my smexy palm tree!
animefan127: Well, you will have alot of fangirls after you. I will as well... T-T
yumyumbagel: I'll burn them and barbeque them and---
animefan127: Okay, I get it.
---------------back-----------to---------story----------(popsicles!!)
Roy: -wakes up- What happened? -gets hit over the head with a baseball bat by Havoc and is knocked out-
Havoc: I'll win America's Funniest Homevideos!!
--------at-------animefan127's-------------house--------------
yumyumbagel: I don't mind. -looks at bikini with palm trees that she is wearing-
Envy: -stares at yumyumbagel's chest-
yumyumbagel: -oblivious to everything- Oh! I dropped my pencil!
animefan127: Oh gosh...
yumyumbagel: -bends over to pick up pencil-
Envy: Me likey... -stares with wide eyes while yumyumbagel bends over in front of him-
Ed: -temple throbs- ENVY!! YOU'RE SICK!!
yumyumbagel: -gasps- My book!! -bends over again to pick up book, "Random Lives Of Today vol. 2"-
Envy: -gets a nose bleed as yumyumbagel bends down again-
Ed: -punches Envy- BASTARD!!
yumyumbagel: Don't punch Envy!! -hugs Envy making him pass out- Oops... -drops him on the floor and begins reading book-
WARNING!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!
animefan127: Hmm... didn't Hughes die in the series?
yumyumbagel: Yeah!! Hughes die!!
--------two---------blocks---------away-------------
Hughes: - trips on rock and drops dead on the sidewalk-
-------at---------animefan127's----------------house------------
yumyumbagel: Oops... did I say the wrong thing?
animefan127: T-T Yes...
yumyumbagel: -goes back to reading book-
animefan127: -gasps- Scar died too!!
yumyumbagel: Scar!! Die!!
-----------somewhere------in-----------Ishbal-------------
Scar: -chokes on rice and drops dead-
-----------back-----------at-----------animefan127's---------house------------------
yumyumbagel: Oops! I did it again, huh?
animefan127: T-T Yes...
Lust: -comes through door- Hello.
yumyumbagel: MOMMY!! -hugs Lust-
animefan127: -gasps- WAIT!!! -points to Lust-
Lust: What?
animefan127: You died too!!
yumyumbagel: Oh yeah!! Lust!! Die!!
Lust: -heart stops(she had one?) and drops dead-
animefan127: You're killing everyone, aren't you?
yumyumbagel: No. You're just reminding me to kill them.
Ed: Wha?!
animefan127: Marta died too, right?
yumyumbagel: YEAH!! MARTA!! DIE!!!
---Somewhere------------in----------desert--------------
Marta: -bit by rattlesnake and dies-
---------at-----------animefan127's----------house--------------
animefan127: Wait! There's one more person... well actually, more than one, but that's not the point! PRIDE DIED!!!
yumyumbagel: PRIDE!! DIE!!
------at-----------Central-----------HQ------------
Pride: -drinking tea, chokes on it, and dies-
-----at----------animefan127's------------house-----------------
SPOILERS HAVE ENDED... FOR NOW... MUAHAHAHA!!
Envy: -wakes up- What happened... ?
yumyumbagel: Oh, I just killed alot of people.
Envy: O.o WTF?!?!
Ed: Animefan127 just listed some people who died in the series and yumyumbagel just killed them.
Envy: Aw! I missed all the fun!!
Ed: Your damn fault for being so perverted.
yumyumbagel: He was?!
TO BE CONTINUED...