Part of this fanfiction will be based on that movie where they were all like Red-Rum and here's johnny! kay! okay not the WHOLE thing not even a quarter i think
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For some strange reason the gang got split up so here with us is Naraku, Rikku, and Fuumi.
Naraku: Ha ha ha
Rikku: what what what?
Naraku got hit with a boomerang ( Ed eddy and eddy )
N: Rikku I am gonna slake you
Fuumi: Slake? isn't that a Rockwell 6th grade vocabulary word?
R: it is Slake: to satisfy, relieve, bring to an end
N: your an enigma I will never know how your a virgin with the way you look and act
F: Enigma: someone or something that is extremely puzzling; that which cannot be understood or explained
N: I stand here waylaying you at any point I will barrage you with my own body
R&F: WayLay: to lie in wait for and attack, ambush and Barrage: a rapid, large-scale outpouring of something
R: so what I'm getting here is that your going to try to uh uh me aaaaand
N: yuuuup
R&F: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Yami: uncle Sesshoumaru can you puh-lease tell me why we're in tha bathroom!
Sesshoumaru: because Naraku is trying to uh uh Rikku but will hurt anybody in the process
N: oh Riiku
Miroku: I wanna-!
S: shut up man he'll-
N: found you! here's Naraku! ( cuts down door with axe )
R: Ah!
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Fast Forward
R: well now we know he's not the real Naraku
N: NO DUH
R: sor-ry
F: come on we got to go to that rap preview to see Miroku
R: whatever
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Miroku was in the bathroom looking into the mirror when suddenly he had to throw up so he ran to one of the stalls and threw up on a stranger's shirt
M: sorry
ST: Motherfucker
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Fat Joe and him were on stage
FJ:yo this niggas mad corny and he got no skills cause
he's alright but he's not real
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings but you never get a deal cause
he's alright but he's not real
your a needle in a haystack
I'ma dawn a city slicker
forget cows and milk your mom ya t licker
thought he licks her
but he wasn't
this nigga ended up having kids with his cousin
half retarded my number one fan be like
de de de de that means Fat Joes the man
your a liar in denial
kill yo ass quicker then the entire empire
how dare you wanna joust with me
lookin' like you down with saws the mad cow disease
your a fake E rapper out to battle me
8 miles down the road the phone is that way
AnthonyAnderson: alright that was hot now give it up for my man Miroku
M: ( blows on harmonica )
Bitch
( blows on harmonica )
Ho
Now everybody in the 212 put your hands in the air cause Fat Joe is through
Now everybody in the 212 put 'em up check it
I'ma white boy but my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonder bread
My face is pale and I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every weekend on bail
How many bitch's have I slapped zero
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and i was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with 'im
I can't dance I wear baggy pants
My middle name's lance and my grandma's from France
So maybe I'm whack cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack cause whitey just struck back
Audience: ooh
M: yeah ( puts on hood which is pointy )
A: ( quiet )
AA: Miroku Miroku lose the hood
M: I know we in the hood now
AA: no no idiot
R: he's a dead man
A window shows up and then miroku crashes through it
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At night InuYasha went to go check Rikku's room and he heard humming so he opened the door
I: Rikku
R: I can't sleep
I: well it's way past your bedtime
R: would you like me to sleep in your big strong arms there's plenty of room under the covers it's a hot night you don't need to wear pajamas
I: where is my daughter
R: are you mad i am your daughter
I: NO YOUR NOT ( pulls of veil to reveal Jakotsu )
J: aah
I: aah
J: aah
I: come here ( grabs Jakotsu by the collar ) what did you do with Rikku
J: I didn't touch her I swear
I: I don't believe you
J: for god's sakes she's a girl
I: you sick ( punches Jakotsu but he ducks )
FAST FORWARD THE FIGHT SCENE
InuYasha dangles Jakotsu by the neck out the window
I: how do you like it
Jakotsu's head came off ( remember he was beheaded )
InuYasha went downstairs to see Jakotsu but he was a doll
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I am going to work on my other story now