WE INTERRUPT THIS CHAPTER TO BRING YOU A DIFFERENT AND RANDOM STORY!!!
-Somewhere on Pluto-
yumyumbagel: I'm bored!!
animefan127: Okay...
Alien: Meep!!
yumyumbagel: -gasps- Where's my zappy ray thingy?!
animefan127: I dunno.
Envy: I think Ed has it.
Ed: -zapping random aliens with ray gun-
yumyumbagel: Gimmee my zappy ray thingy!!
Ed: No!!
yumyumbagel: Fine. Then I'll use my, dum, dum, DUM!! SHRINKY RAY THINGY!! -pulls shrink gun from pocket-
Ed, Envy, & animefan127: NOOOOOOO!!!!
yumyumbagel: -uses gun and planet shrinks-
animefan127: -rolls eyes- Great...
yumyumbagel: I know!!
Ed: -zapps shrunken aliens with ray gun-
Envy: -snicker- Well, Ed's taller than someone at least...
Ed: -vein pops out- WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT A GRAIN OF SAND COULD CRUSH ME?!?!
animefan127: So... where's the rocket ship?
yumyumbagel: -picks up tiny rocket ship- Right here.
animefan127 & Ed: O.o
Envy: -stares at stars-
animefan127: How are we gonna go to Earth for vacation?!
Ed: Guess we'll have to use shooting stars.
animefan127: -grabs a shooting star and is flown to Earth-
yumyumbagel: YAY!!! I'LL BE LIKE KIRBY!!! -grabs a shooting star with Ed and Envy and flies to Earth-
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This is why Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore. It's a dwarf planet. XD
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WE ARE NOW RETURNING YOU TO YOUR ORIGINAL FANFICTION!! THANK YOU!!
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yumyumbagel: We are at my house this time typing this! WOOT! I Control the computer this time!
animefan127: Yeah... you do that... -ignores-
yumyumbagel: I feel so loved...-rolls eyes-
animefan127: -drinks coke-
yumyumbagel: God..I want some coke! -gets up and gets coke-
animefan127: And yumyumbagel has left the cave of doom... I feel so alone... with coke...
yumyumbagel: I have returned with...COKE!!!I -drinks coke in unision with animefan127-
WARNING!! THIS CHAPTER HAS BEEN WRITTEN WHEN THE AUTHORESSES WERE HIGH ON COKE... ACOLA... YEAH...
---------Chapter------------------five-----------------------(lollipop!)-------------------------
animefan127: -yawns- I'm soooooooooooooooooo bored... I think I'll... hmm... no... wait! Maybe-- no... Then again-- no... I'm gonna grab a coke from the kitchen.
Ed: The fridge is busted.
animefan127: Why?
Ed: yumyumbagel--
yumyumbagel: -smiles- I blew it up! Again!
animefan127: -sighs- Oh yeah... joy...
yumyumbagel: And I was rolling around in crap!! Wait a minute... I wanna do it again, but we don't have any crap...
animefan127: I'm gonna take a walk... oh wait... I can't.
yumyumbagel: Why?
animefan127: Because in the last chapter I said I would "never leave you home alone ever again" God I hate me...
yumyumbagel: But Envy is here too! He can watch me so I don't drown again in the tub...
Envy: I am sooo not watching you again.
animefan127: Envy isn't capable... nor is Ed...
Ed: Hey!! What's that supposed to mean?!
animefan127: It means I love you. Anyways, I'm probably the only one who can watch her.
Ed & Envy: What's that supposed to mean?!
yumyumbagel: -breathes and chokes on air-
animefan127: See? -walks over to yumyumbagel and smacks her on the head- Breathe you idiot!!
yumyumbagel: -forgets how to breathe-
animefan127: -gasps- Oh my god! Envy said he would break up with you if you don't breathe and stay alive!!
yumyumbagel: -remembers how to breathe- I'm okay!!
animefan127: You never were.
Ed: -sighs- You actually made an observation that was true.
animefan127: What's that supposed to mean?!
Ed: Nothing.
-------------In----------------------------------Central-----------------------------------
Roy: -wakes up- Ugh... where am I...?
Havoc: In Calafornia.
Roy: What?! Where's 'Calafornia'?
Havoc: In your dreams. -knocks out Roy with a fan-
-------------at--------------------------animefan127's--------------house------------------
animefan127: -finishes her last bottle of vodka-
yumyumbagel: -finishes her 8th bottle of vodka-
animefan127: -wobbles over to Ed- Heeeeey!!
Ed: -blinks-
animefan127: Why were yoooooou insulting me?!?! Earlier?!
Ed: Well--
animefan127: Well nothing!! It's OVER!!! -walks out door and slams it shut behind-
-silence for five seconds while Ed is in shock-
yumyumbagel: Dude -looks at Ed- YOU JUST GOT SERVED! -falls asleep-
Envy: For once she is right. IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!!! TO THE BUNKER!!!!!!!
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animefan127: Erg... I'm hungry... -sees bar- That'll do.
-animefan127 walks into bar and sees Wrath with Izumi-
Wrath: -sees animefan127- Hey!! What's up?
animefan127: The sky.
Izumi: -sighs- She's drunk.
animefan127: Hey!! There's nothing wrong... with... that... -falls on the floor unconcience-
Izumi: Well... there goes another one.
Wrath: -sighs- I'll never understand why some humans just can't handle their liquor...
----------------------at--------------------------animefan127's-------------------house-----------------
yumyumbagel: -Wakes up and sees Envy reading 'Random Lives of Today volume 3' and Ed still in shock- Hey Envy?
Envy: Yeah? -looks up from book through reading glasses-
yumyumbagel: Why does everyone love my books? Also---WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH MY ROOM LOOKING FOR THEM!? YOU KNOW I HAVE STUFF IN THERE THAT NO HUMAN OR...THING OTHER THAN YOU OR ME SHOULD SEE!
Ed: ...
Envy: Looks like the shrimp's in a state of shock.
Ed: ...
Envy: -gasps- THE WORLD'S GONNA END!! ED DIDN'T SPAZZ OUT!!!
yumyumbagel: STOP TRYING TO AVOID THE GOD DAMN QUESTION!!!
Envy: Okay... sheesh... I was looking through your dresser drawers for a... frickin' stick of gum!!! But I found some other stuff that I shall not say out loud... and I found this book!
yumyumbagel: Oh... I'm going out.
Envy: I will accompany you!
yumyumbagel: Weeeeeeell... naw. Stay here. I shall go on a dum, dum, DUM!!! MISSION!! -bolts out the door-
Envy: ...? Oh gosh... what'll happen now?
-hears far off explosion-
Envy: ...
Ed: ...
Envy: ... Don't worry Ed... I feel your pain...
-----------at----------------Izumi's----------------house-------------
animefan127: -awakens- Ow... -feels head and feels bandage-
Wrath: -jumps down from chandelier; landing in front of animefan127- Hi!!
animefan127: -screams- DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!!
Wrath: Sorry... anyways, you slammed your head on a stool before you hit the ground.
animefan127: Joy.
Wrath: You bled alot...
animefan127: -scoffs- As if I could lose anymore brain cells...
Izumi: -walks into room- Hey, are you okay?
animefan127: I can't stand. Is that good?
Izumi: Uh... no.
animefan127: Aww... shit...
Izumi: You might have to stay here for a while...
Wrath: YEAH!!! ANOTHER MOUS--- ER... FRIEND TO PLAY WITH!!! YEAH!!!
animefan127: Oh man... this sucks...
----------at--------------------gas---------------station----------------------
yumyumbagel: -waiting in line- Geez... long line... hmm... I'll blow people up.
-yumyumbagel touches the person in front of her and he blows up into little pieces-
yumyumbagel: Well... it'll be easier to steal the gum... it'll save the blowing up stuff power for later... muahahaha... evil plans... that's so badass... I'M BADASS!!!
Person in front of yumyumbagel: -turns- Ssssh!! You'll scare the store clerk away!!
yumyumbagel: Oops! Sorry 'bout that... -slowly walks to front of line, grabs stick of gum, and runs-
Police Officer: -sees yumyumbagel run with gum- Hey!! Get back here!! -grabs radio- We have a situation!! Repeat, we have a situation!! We need tanks, helicopters, and doughnuts... yes... lot's of doughnuts... we have a theif on the loose!!
----------at--------------------animefan127's----------------house--------------------
Ed: ...She should've been back by now...
Envy: -gives a sigh of frustration- Shut up!! You've been moping around for the past... wait... -looks at watch- I just realized something...
Ed: What...?
Envy: I don't have a watch... -looks at wall- Or clocks. We don't have TIME!!!
yumyumbagel: -runs to door- That's so BADASS!!! MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! -throws Envy a stick of gum-
-Suddenly, a mob of police officers tackle yumyumbagel to the ground-
Envy: -dives for stick of gum-
Police Officers: NO!!!
Envy: -sees grenade land in front of him- OH SHI---
-house explodes-
yumyumbagel: -coughs black smoke- That was my job... -gets angry- I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL, POLICE PEOPLES!!!
Police Officer #1: Oh crap... BACKUP!!! WHERE'S THE BACKUP?!
Police Officer #2: We don't have backup!! We just had walkie talkies for the fun of it!!
Police Officer #3: Doughnut walkie talkies. -smiles and eats walkie talkie-
Poilce Officer #1: Oh shit... WE'RE DOOMED!!!
yumyumbagel: -blows up officers-
--------------------at-------------------------Central---------------------------
Havoc: -answers ringing cell phone- Hello? What do you mean there's a report of someone blowing up officers?! Oh... it's yumyumbagel. Never mind and just leave her alone if you value your life. -hangs up- Hmm... -grabs red sharpie and draws a moustache on Roy- Hey... it makes him look better!!
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yumyumbagel: We are now writing this on the phone!!! YAY!!!
animefan127: Yeah... before we go destroy more stuff.
yumyumbagel: My new backround so kicks ass!!
animefan127: Yeah... okay... mine too.
yumyumbagel: I don't give two shits. My backround kicks ass. Literally.
animefan127: Whatever...
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animefan127:-shrieks when she sees the remains of her home- MY HOUSE!!!!
yumyumbagel: IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE GUM!!!
animefan127: -starts crying-
yumyumbagel: -starts crying too- Shoot me now... I KILLED THE GUM!!!
Envy: -walks out of the rubble, burnt and bruised, chewing gum-
yumyumbagel: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Ed: -speechless-
animefan127: My house... my house...
yumyumbagel: Wait... what are YOU doing here?! -points to animefan127-
animefan127: Izumi let me come... and now... MY HOUSE IS DESTROYED!!!! -bursts into another fit of tears-
Ed: -pats animefan127's shoulder- Calm down... we'll get it remodeled.
animefan127: -becomes angry at Ed being so calm- WITH WHAT MONEY?! I'M BROKE!! I'M USING THE MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT FOR TUITION AT SCHOOL!!!
yumyumbagel: -gasps- You're broke?! We need a doctor!!!
Ed: She's not broken, she just doesn't have any money.
Envy: -smiles- I got gum!
animefan127: My life... is ruined...
TO BE CONTINUED...