animefan127: WE HAVE A NEW AUTHORESS JOINING US TODAY!!
yumyumbagel: -in kimono doing fan dance-
animefan127: The new authoress is... -shows sillouette-
-drum roll-
yumyumbagel: YAY!!!!!!! -hugs sillouette-
Sillouette: GET THE FUCK OFF ME, YOU FUCKING WHORE...GO FUCK ENVY!
yumyumbagel: -walks off to find Envy-
Envy: What do you want now?
yumyumbagel: OH MY GOD DO ME NOW!!!!
Sillouette: -screaming off stage- OH MY FUCKING GOD, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
animefan127: Ummm... Ms. Sillouette... she does that of her own free will.
Sillouette: MY NAME IS NOT MS. SILLOUETTE!!!! IT'S Blackribbon5 HAH! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
animefan127: ...yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah... I knew that...
Ed?
animefan127: SILENCE NON-BELIEVER!!!
Envy: -knocks out yumyumbagel and drags her away to a place we no not of-
animefan127: -gasps- Me and sillo-- I mean... Blackribbon5 and I are alone to write the fanfiction?!
Blackribbon5: Right... fanfiction... ROY!! -runs to Central HQ in search of her victim, Roy Mustang-
animefan127: Right... you get Roy... ED!! -glomps Ed-
Ed: WTF?!
animefan127: -grins- You are sooooo cute when you are mad!!
-----at-------Central----HQ------------------
Blackribbon5: ROY!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! YOU BETTER NOT BE WITH RIZA!!! AGAIN!!!
Roy: -blearily wakes up- Huh... ? Riza?
Havoc: Oh shit! -runs away with video camera-
Riza: What seems to be the trouble, sir?
Blackribbon5: -turns corner and sees Riza helping Roy out of paper pile- YOU WERE WITH RIZA!! YOU BITCH!!! -grabs Riza and starts endlessly punching her-
Roy: -wide eyes- WTF?! Hey!!! Stop!! -pulls blackribbon5 and Riza apart-
Blackribbon5: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU FILTHY WHORE!!!
Riza: -grabs gun- Wanna bet?!
Roy: Settle down!!
Blackribbon5: -turns to Roy- YOU JUST LIKE IT BECAUSE WE'RE FIGHTING OVER YOU!!! -vanishes and reappears behind Riza-
Riza: Shit!! -tries to turn and shoot blackribbon5, but misses miserably-
--------------at-------the------remains-------of-----------animefan127's-----------house----------
animefan127: -staring at ruins miserably-
yumyumbagel: I love this place.
animefan127: Why are you here?
yumyumbagel: Cause I wanted to come back from the... unknown place.
animefan127: ...Okaaaaaaaaaaay... you're paying for my house.
yumyumbagel: Why?! I didn't do anything!!!
animefan127: But you were the cause of the result.
yumyumbagel: ... I'm confuzzled...
animefan127: You're paying for my house because the reason it exploded was because you stole the gum.
yumyumbagel: But the gum made me do it!
animefan127: What? I don't get it...
yumyumbagel: Not many people will.
Ed?
Envy: WHY DID YOU LEAVE?!?! -stomps up to yumyumbagel-
yumyumbagel: Cause my rubber ducky's head is here and it needs a proper burial.
animefan127: Then go get it! -shoves yumyumbagel into house's remains-
yumyumbagel: OH MY GOD!!
Ed: What now?
yumyumbagel: I FOUND A STICK OF GUM!!!
animefan127: The one you searched so hard for?
yumyumbagel: Yes!
Ed: Where was it?
yumyumbagel: In a TACO!!! -eats taco-
Envy: I should've known!!
animefan127: Hey... is that Scar... ?
-everybody looks to see Scar pillaging through house remains-
yumyumbagel: Hey Scar!! Up high!! -holds hand in the air-
Scar: No.
yumyumbagel: Please?
Scar: No.
yumyumbagel: Please?!
Scar: No!
yumyumbagel: PLEASE?!
Scar: -geting pissed- NO!!!
yumyumbagel: YES!!
Scar: Fine. -high five's yumyumbagel-
yumyumbagel: Cancer. -runs away laughing maniacally-
Scar: -stares at his hand- ... Cancer... ? I'm gonna die?
-Everybody sees the tv(which survived the explosion) flicker on and off with the picture of a stone well and a little girl with long black hair come out of the tv; walking up to Scar-
Samara: Seven... days... -vanishes and the tv explodes when yumyumbagel looks at it-
Scar: I'M GONNA DIE IN SEVEN DAYS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -runs away crying-
animefan127: MY TV!!!!
Ed: -looks at yumyumbagel- You have a new superpower?
yumyumbagel: I do?
Ed: You just looked at the tv and it exploded!!!
animefan127: My... tv... why my tv... why... ?
yumyumbagel: You know what? We need a house. -snaps fingers-
-house rises from it's burnt grave and returns to normal-
animefan127 & Ed: O.O
Envy: -walks into house and sees crap covered floor- OH MY GOD!!
yumyumbagel: What? -looks at the floor- IT'S THE FRICKIN' TRINITY!!! -rolls in crap-
animefan127 & Ed: O.O
Envy: Hey!! I found "Today's Random Lives" Volume 4!!"
animefan127: -snaps out of shock- Huh?
Ed: -glares at yumyumbagel- HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
yumyumbagel: Simple.
animefan127: ...Go on...
yumyumbagel: Well I realized that if I put my foot on the floor, and have a dolphin in my hand, I would realize that the meaning to life was to snap your fingers and all of a sudden, my foot was named Bob!!
--------three------------hours-----------------later-----------------
yumyumbagel: And that's how I saved the world from mutant tacos!! -nodds head triumphantly-
animefan127: -snoring-
Ed: -wakes up- Huh? Are you done yet?
Envy: -scribbling little doodles-
yumyumbagel: -takes a deep breath-
Ed: -clamps hand over yumyumbagel's mouth- Don't bother.
yumyumbagel: MMmmmm?! -flailing arms around-
Envy: -looks up from doodles- Huh? What's going on-
yumyumbagel: -face turning blue-
Ed?
Envy: What's happening?!
animefan127: -snores-
Envy: WE NEED ANIMEFAN127!!!
yumyumbagel: -face is turning purple-
Envy: Um!! Um!! UM!!! -takes 'Random Lives of Today' vol. 4 and throws it at animefan127's head-
animefan127: OW!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!!!
Envy: SHE'S NOT BREATHING!!! -points to yumyumbagel-
animefan127: -sighs and walks over to yumyumbagel; pulls Ed's hand away from yumyumbagel's mouth- Geez you guys... you can't even take care of her for three seconds!
yumyumbagel: -takes a deep breath- Man... I thought I was gonna die! I was trying to say that I was thirsty!
Ed: Oh.
Envy: ...
animefan127: -goes into kitchen, grabs a water bottle, and returns to the living room- Here.
yumyumbagel: -drinks half of it and starts choking-
animefan127: Are we having one of those 'choking apedemics' again?
yumyumbagel: -nodds head while choking-
animefan127: -gets a fog horn- WELL STOP BECAUSE IT'S GETTING ANNOYING AND YOU ARE TEARING ME APART!!!!
Envy & Ed: WTF?!
yumyumbagel: -stops choking- I forgot how to swallow.
Envy: That sounds so wrong.
yumyumbagel: And? You tell me to do that all the time.
Envy: -blushes and returns to the doodles-
Ed: -disgusted- That's... nice to know...
animefan127: -sleeping again-
yumyumbagel: Ed, since you are a scientist, can you answer this question?
Ed: Huh? I dunno... maybe... ?
yumyumbagel: If fruit loops are gay cheerios, then what are fruity pebbles?
Ed & Envy: Gay rocks
yumyumbagel: Oh I always wondered what it was...-walks into her room and shuts the door-
Ed?
Envy: Why did she go to her room? -looks up from doodles-
Ed: No idea.
animefan127: -snores-
Ed & Envy: -sweatdrop-
Envy: Hey Ed...
Ed: What?
Envy: You wanna make out?
Ed: Hell no!! I'm straight!(sorry yoai fans)
Envy: Really?
Ed: Yeah!!!
Envy: Okay. -transforms into animefan127- How about now?
Ed: NO!!!
Envy: So you are gay.
Ed: -slaps fore head in frustration- NO YOU STUPID PALM TREE!!
Envy: Palm tree? I'm animefan127.
Ed: ANIMEFAN127 IS SLEEPING!!! -points to animefan127 on the couch-
Envy: Awwww... Edo-kun is having a hard time, huh?
Ed: -blushes- NO!!!
yumyumbagel: -walks out of room- I waaaaannnnaaaaa piiiiiiiiiiiggggyy baaaaaaack riiiiiiiide!!!! -sees two animefan127s and watches one approach Ed slowly with a mischievious grin while Ed backs away in terror- I still wanna piggy back ride, Envy...
Ed: Yumyumbagel!! HELP!!! -Envy tackles Ed to the floor-
yumyumbagel: -stares in shock- ...You don't love me... do you... ? -cries and runs into her room-
animefan127: -wakes up and sees another animefan127 trying to rape Ed- HEY!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM!!! -tackles other animefan127 away from Ed-
-------random----------break-----------(with authoresses talking)-----------
animefan127: Ed... is... MINE!!!
yumyumbagel: You know... Ed and Envy on each other is pretty hot.
animefan127: For you maybe. Ed's mine!!
yumyumbagel: Envy's my smexy palm tree.
animefan127: I don't give two shits about Envy. Ed's mine!! Not Envy's!!
yumyumbagel: Well... Kankuro's mine!!(see naruto)
animefan127: You can have him and his doll!!
yumyumbagel: IT'S NOT A DOLL!!! IT'S PUPPET!!!
animefan127: Same difference!!
---------back-----------to----------the----------------story-------------------(-)V(down)
animefan127: -beating the shit out of the other animefan127-
yumyumbagel: -still crying in her room-
Ed: -speechless-
animefan127: ED IS MINE, MINE, MINE!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
Envy: -transforms into his original self and shoves animefan127 away- GEEZ!!
animefan127: -blinks in suprise- Envy?
yumyumbagel: -louder crying heard from room-
Envy: What the hell is your problem?!?! Geez!!
animefan127: YOU TRYING TO RAPE ED!! THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!!
Ed: -still speechless-
Envy: That's none of your concern or business!!!
yumyumbagel: -cries louder-
animefan127: IT IS SINCE ED IS MY BOYFRIEND!!!!
Envy: HE'S NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!
animefan127: What are you talking about?!
yumyumbagel: -cries through PA system-
Envy: You accused Ed of cheating on you and said "It's over!!", therefore he's not your boyfriend anymore!!!
animefan127: B-but you have a girlfriend!!!
yumyumbagel: -louder crying is heard-
Envy: Your point?!
Ed: -still speechless-
animefan127: WHY ARE YOU BEING A BISEXUAL?!
Envy: -gasps- Take. That. Back.
animefan127: -growls- Make me.
yumyumbagel: -walks out and cries in front of Envy-
Ed: -still speechless-
TO BE CONTINUED(MAYBE)...