animefan127: We're back... T-T
yumyumbagel: And I have more ideas than ever!(-)
animefan127: Why couldn't I be in school... ? Why did I have to be here on a saturday with almost nothing to do!!!
yumyumbagel: We could make out.
animefan127: O.o What?! No!!! I'm not a lesbian!! I'm straight!! NO YURI!!!
yumyumbagel: So is spaghetti 'till you warm it up...
animefan127: -disgusted- Eww... so didn't need to know that...
-----Chapter-------------7--------(DDR!!!)
animefan127: -snorts- I don't need to take anything back!! You are sooooooo a BISEXUAL PALMTREE!!! Oh yeah... In your FACE!!! -points to Envy on the face-
yumyumbagel: -rolling on floor crying-
Envy: -tackles animefan127 to the floor-
animefan127: -screaming her head off-
Ed: -snaps back to reality and tackles Envy off of animefan127-
Izumi: -opens door and walks in to see: yumyumbagel crying and rolling on the floor hysterically, Ed wrestling Envy on the floor with animefan127 speechless and watching them, and the king, from burger king, peering through the window with a burger in hand-
yumyumbagel: -bolts upright, stops crying, gasps, and points at the window- IT'S THE KING!!! -bolts out of the door after the burger king mascot-
The king: -gives thumbs up to yumyumbagel, while handing her the burger, and runs after Scar-
Scar: -sees the king and starts running away-
yumyumbagel: -walks back into house pissed and stands in front of Ed-Envy dog pile- THIS MAY BE HOT, BUT DON'T MAKE ME EAT THIS BURGER!!!!
Ed, Envy, & animefan127: -gasps-
Izumi: -sighs, while shaking head in disappointment, and leaves-
animefan127: -scrambles to her feet- Don't do it!!!
yumyumbagel: Okay... I'm not doing that with Envy until later, but I mean that I will EAT THE BURGER!!!
Envy: -rolls eyes-
animefan127: -yawns-
Ed: And that's it?
yumyumbagel: You'll regret it!! -takes a bite of burger and starts choking-
animefan127: -does himlech maneuver- BREATHE DAMN YOU!!!!
-chair flies in and knocks out animefan127 after yumyumbagel coughs up hamburger-
Ed: Are you okay?!
yumyumbagel: Well... have I ever been okay?
Ed: -snaps- Not you!! Animefan127!!! -runs over to knocked out animefan127 and shakes shoulder in attempt to awaken her-
Envy: -picks up "Random Karma Sutra of Today" Vol. 1 and reads-
yumyumbagel: -looks over shoulder- I'm hungry...
Ed: Hey!! A little help over here!!!
yumyumbagel: -cooeing- C'mon animefan127!! Come on!! I got a slushie fooooor yoooooou...
Ed: It's not working! Hey... she's got a scratch on her hand.
-yumyumbagel and Ed look at scratch closely-
yumyumbagel: Well... maybe we should just leave her here and everything will be all right.
-two more chairs fly through broken window and knock out Ed and Envy(yumyumbagel shouldn't be left alone, remember?)-
yumyumbagel: Oh gosh... so many possibilities... right now... must control... self. -eye twitches- Aww screw it!!!
-gets up and pokes everything, making things go splody, with Ode to Joy playing in the backround-
yumyumbagel: -gasps- Ed and animefan127's room! -stares at the door before her in awe-
Hughes: -walks in- Hey!! I got some new pictures of Elysia-- -looks around to see nearly everything destroyed, Ed, Envy, and animefan127 knocked out on the ground, and yumyumbagel blowing things up... again- Ready to go to the asylum now?!
yumyumbagel: -looks at Hughes and he explodes- Uh oh... gotta hide the body... -grabs all the pieces of Hughes and stuffs them into the refrigerator(gasp! It didn't explode!!)- They'll never find it here!!
-------3----------hours------------------later----------------
yumyumbagel: -sitting on the ground with finger paint, painting pictures of everyone-
Ed: -yawns, half asleep, and walks into the kitchen to the refigerator; not noticing the half destroyed house-
animefan127: -wakes up and bolts to her feet- MY HOUSE!!!! AGAIN!!!!
yumyumbagel: -still playing with finger paint, humming-
Ed: -shouts- YUMYUMBAGEL!!!!
yumyumbagel: -not paying attention-
animefan127: -walks into kitchen- What is it Ed-- -sees pieces of Hughes falling out of the refrigerator and hitting the floor with a plop-
Ed: -veeeeeeeery pissed- Yumyumbagel killed Hughes and stuffed him into the refrigerator!! Now the refrigerator smells like something decaying!!!
animefan127: But there was. Anyways, we better put the pieces somewhere where nobody will find them... we don't want the police at our door.
Police officer: It's the police!! Open up!!!
yumyumbagel: -gets up and walks to door somehow now covered in red fingerpaint-
animefan127: Geez!! Did I just not say that we didn't want the police at our door?!
Ed: -runs into living room to see yumyumbagel about to open the door; in slow motion- NOOOOOOOO!!! -dives and tries to tackle yumyumbagel from the door; in slow motion-
yumyumbagel: -turns to see Ed and jumps out of the way-
Ed: -misses yumyumbagel and hits the couch instead-
yumyumbagel: -opens the door-
Police officer: Hello miss. We have reports of a missing person named "Hughes" who was seen here three hours ago and hasn't returned. We would like to examine the premesis.
yumyumbagel: Okay, go ahead, but for a price. -sinister laugh-
Police officer: Okay... ?
yumyumbagel: You can... let me paint your picture.
Police officer: -sweatdrops- Sure. -Ed moves and officer sits on couch-
Ed: -runs back into kitchen to see animefan127 picking up the pieces and putting them in a black trash bag- Hurry! He's sitting on the couch!!
animefan127: Huh? Why is he sitting on the couch?
Ed: Yumyumbagel is painting his picture.
animefan127: Aww shit!! We gotta get outta here!
Ed? Why?
animefan127: After five minutes, tops, that police officer will be killed.
Ed: O.o
Envy: -wakes up to see yumyumbagel playing with fingerpaint while a police officer is sitting on the couch and sighs- Now what did I tell you about playing with fingerpaint?!
yumyumbagel: Not to drink it.
Envy: -looks around- What did you do?
yumyumbagel: -also looks around- Decorated. -grins-
Envy: Were you left home alone?
yumyumbagel: Technically no... but you were all knocked out and I was alone.
Envy: -looks to police officer- And what are you doing here?
Police officer: Reports of a missing person.
Envy: -looks at yumyumbagel- What did you do?
yumyumbagel: I took out the trash.
animefan127:-walks through living room with black trash bag-
Police officer: Where are you going?!
animefan127: To take out the trash.
Police officer: Oh... okay... -waits until animefan127 is outside, then realizes something- Wait a minute... this girl already took out the trash!!
yumyumbagel: -looks at Envy- Now?
Envy: Yep.
yumyumbagel: -pokes police officer and he explodes-
Ed: YUMYUMBAGEL!!! AS IF THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY!!!
yumyumbagel: -starts crying-
-----outside-------------------------------------------
animefan127: -stuffs trash bag into the green garbage pail- Poor Gracia... oh well. At least there won't be anymore crazy pictures of Elysia.
Sloth: -walking down the street-
animefan127: Hi soon-to-be mother-in-law!!! -waves enthusiastically-
Sloth: What are you talking about?
animefan127: Well... me and Ed are dating, we're gonna get married, then we'll have some kids, and then we'll die of old age. Together. -grins-
Sloth: Well good luck.
animefan127: Thank you.
Sloth: Oh. Not about Ed.
animefan127: What?
Sloth: I was talking about the crazy bugs bunny behind you with the machine gun. -walks away quickly-
animefan127: -turns to see a machine gun at her head- Oh come on!!!
Bugs bunny: -laughs sinisterly-
------------in----------------house-------------------
Ed: Now what can we do? We have no more trash bags!!
yumyumbagel: Bury it in the backyard.
Ed: -stares at yumyumbagel- That's just barbaric.
yumyumbagel: -pouts- Nu-uh!!
Envy: Wait... I've got a better idea.
Ed: What?
Envy: Let's burn them in the backyard.
Ed: -slaps forehead in frustration- Gah!! That's even worse!!!
yumyumbagel: How 'bout we just make them go splody... or hide them in the attic! -grins-
Ed: ... Then the attic would stink.
Envy: Is there no solution?!
-bugs bunny crashes in with machine gun, shoots the pieces of the officer's body until they turn to dust, and then leaves-
Ed: ... That works.
------random-----------authoress-------break---(with authoresses talking)-------
yumyumbagel: Please?
animefan127: No!
yumyumbagel: Please?!
animefan127: NO!!!
yumyumbagel: PLEASE?!?! -rolling on floor-
animefan127: NO!!!!
yumyumbagel: PLEASE?!?!
animefan127: I SAID NO!!! WHAT PART OF 'NO' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!
yumyumbagel: All of it!!
animefan127: -sighs- I said no. You cannot borrow my FMA soundtrack vol. 2!!! It's my precious!!! Well... second precious... Ed's my first precious...
yumyumbagel: Kankuro's mine.(see Naruto)
---------back------------on----street--------------------
animefan127: -clutching left arm in pain from bullet and walks into house; blood dripping onto floor-
Ed: O.O Oh my fucking god!!!
Envy: O.O
yumyumbagel: -goes into attic-
animefan127: Stupid... machine... gun...
Ed: Geez! Bugs bunny sure is evil...
Envy: What?! No!! I'm eviller than bugs bunny!!!
animefan127: -faints from massive blood loss and pain-
Ed: Envy!! Get the medic!!!
Envy: -turns into medic-
Ed: Not you!! The one in the attic!!
Envy: -turns back into self and gasps- You mean yumyumbagel's real mother?! The Grudge?!(Kayako Grudge's name)
Ed: -serious tone- That's right.
----------In------------attic----------------------
yumyumbagel: No, you cannot bite off Ed's lower jaw.
Kayako: Uhhhhhhhh...(grudge noise)
yumyumbagel: Weeeeeeell... Scar's a different story.
Kayako: Uhhhhhhhhh...
yumyumbagel: No, you can't live in the garage.
Kayako: Uhhhhhhhhh...
yumyumbagel: -realizes- That's right!! We don't have a garage!!
-----On---------Attic--------------Stairs---------------
Ed: -pushes Envy forward- Y-You go first!!
Envy: -goes behind Ed and pushes him forward- No way!!
Ed: -getting angry and pushes Envy first again- I insist!!
Envy: Ladies first!!! -shoves Ed forward-
Ed: -trips and falls; knocking Envy back down the stairs-
Envy: -stands up getting pissed- What did you do that for?!
Ed: -stands up on stair- You shoved me!!
yumyumbagel: -opens door and begins to walk down stairs with Kayako behind her on a leash- Hey guys!! I'm going to bring my mom down so you might wanna move everybody that's knocked out three houses away.
Ed: Why? -turns to see Kayako 1 ft. away from his face-
Kayako: Uhhhhh... -slowly trying to grab Ed's jaw-
yumyumbagel: NO!!! -pulls Kayako back on the leash- BACK!!!
Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -steps backwards and falls (about fifteen steps)-
Envy: Hi Kayako-- -knocked backwards from a "flying Ed"-
yumyumbagel: Where's animefan127? -walks out of staircase and sees animefan127 on couch; unconcience; then looks at Kayako- Uh oh... Ed, you might wanna move your girlfriend... she's gonna be dead in about three minutes tops.
Ed: Wha?!
Kayako: Uhhhhhh... -crawling towards animefan127-
Ed: Pull her back on the goddamned leash!!!
yumyumbagel: -sees leash is no longer in hand- Oh yeah... she ate it when you weren't looking. -grins- Go get her mom!!
Envy: -looks at yumyumbagel pitifully- Wow... you're mean.
Ed: -scrambles to feet- Why do I have to be the one to defend animefan127 all the time?!
yumyumbagel & Envy: Cause she's your girlfriend.
yumyumbagel: C'mon mom!! I'll give you some meat from the fridge!! IT'S RAW!!!
Kayako: -about to grab animefan127's jaw-
Ed: -running towards Kayako; attempting to body slam her-
TO BE CONTINUED...
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TO BE(REALLY) CONTINUED...