Yumi Hamasaki wakes up in her bed to find Eyes staring at her
YumiHamasaki: WHAT THE HELL?
EVERY1: What do we do now
YumiHamasaki: I'm thinking I'm thinking let's have breakfast and then go play outside and then go play truth or dare
EVERY1: OKAY
YumiHamasaki: U know what I'm thinking now? ( WHAT? ) Y'all need to BACK UP OFF MEH
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HanHan: Ooh ooh makin eggs stirrin up ooh ooh yeah
YumiHamasaki: HEY I DO NOT LIKE EGGS
HanHan: Okay...then... Um Um
Naraku: Hey can we have some of these Doritos or something
YumiHamasaki: No you-
HanHan: Not until u read that thingy on the back
Naraku: HUH?!? OH THAT UM naraku COMING
HanHan: Aww man HEY maybe Bally will
YumiHamasaki: Hey u were supposed to give up Bally when I did
HanHan: NO WHY DID U?
YumiHamasaki: Well one of us had to grow up or else we couldn't be friends
So yatayatayata HanHan calls bally and
Bally: SURE I WILL
it says
Oh yeah doritos time gotta crunch cuz it's good
THEN THE LIGHTIN BOLT CRASHES KSH
Hey old man watcha eatin
Well I'm eatin a big bag of doritos
Doritos DING
YumiHamasaki: Bally that is why I gave u up ur so gullible GULLIBLE
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Time For Breakfast
Naraku: These noodly things are hard and crunchy I CHOKED on one when I slurped it up
YumiHamasaki: Naraku thats bacon
InuYasha: Well these roundy things are really springy ( SPRING HEY THAT HURT )
Arguing starts
YumiHamasaki: Hey calm down everybody buh it's okay just-
HanHan: FOOD FIGHT
Kagome: HEY ( hit ) OW ( splash ) Oh COME ON
Okay so let's say Yumi got into trouble and then spent 30 min. cleaning
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HanHan: let's play catch!!! ( throws ball to Sesshoumaru then he throws it to Naraku then Naraku threw ALL the way out of site )
Naraku: There he won't be coming back
HanHan: BALLY!!!!
So she ran after it and disappeared
YumiHamasaki: NOW WE CAN PLAY HARD
So after 10 min. of that Naraku comes up to Yumi and asks her out then she strangles him
Sango: WHAT ARE U DOING???
YumiHamasaki: LISTEN I KNOW WHAT IS IS AND WHAT AIN'T IS AND IT AIN'T IS WHAT IT IS! THIS IS A FRAUD...IS
InuYasha???
Shippou: She means she knows what real is and what unreal is and Naraku is not what he is meaning he is a puppet
Then the real Naraku came back with Ice Cream
Naraku: Check It Out there was this stuff and I thought it was good cuz it had a moo cow on it and moo cows make milk and I like milk so I got some this man gave me these for everyone but they had weird names like "ooh look at that strawberry"
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YumiHamasaki: Okay let's play
Kouga: Kagome truth or dare?
Kagome: Truth
Kouga: (damn) Are u in love with InuYasha
HanHanandYumiHamasaki: OH COME ON
Kouga: WHAT
HanHanandYumiHamasaki: U ARE SOOOO PREDICTABLE
Kagome: yes
Kouga: Well InuYasha HA Kagome loves me
Kagome: I said yes
Kouga: NyahNyah ah- WHAT
Kagome: Sesshoumaru truth or dare
Sesshoumaru: Dare
Kagome: Ummmmmmmm I dare you to drink HOT HOT chocolate then pour it on your head then to soothe the pain put this banana floaty ice cream thingy over your head while u run around screaming all that glitters is not gold with a piece of aluminum foil in ur hands
YumiHamasaki: Here ya go
Sesshoumaru drank the hot chocolate to find his tongue burned like hell so he grabbed aluminum foil picked up the mug and poured over is head and he screamed like a girl like Billy from that trailer scene with the kinda classic music and the Spider Queen... Then he stole out of all the ice cream banana float thingys he stole HanHans while she was eating it and dumped it on his head which made him go crazy and he looked at the aluminum foil in his hands and started screaming ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD
Sesshoumaru: So anyway Kagura Truth or Dare
Kagura: Truth
Sesshoumaru: Is it true that the Ice Cream man and the Gummy man AND the Candyman ( not the scary one the Candy one ) haunted Yumi that one night when she got high off of heat in her closet and "went" to the Feudal Era?
Kagura: HELL YEAH
YumiHamasakiandHanHan: DAMN STRAIGHT
Kagura: PASS
HanHan: InuYasha truth or dare
InuYasha: truth
HanHan: okay do u have an alibi?
InuYasha: no
HanHan: U ugly yeah yeah yo ugly
U G L Y U AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI U UGLY YEAH YEAH U UGLY
UR PUGLY AND REALLY REALLY HUGGY IF U WEREN'T UGLY BUT U UGLY YEA YEA Us UGLAY
YumiHamasaki: Well buh-bye I Love U I Love U AUGH
HanHan: Bally there u are!!! HEY Yumi u said u gave him up GIVE HIM BACK
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DON'T COME CRYING TO ME SAYIN I GOTTA PUT ON MY MARSHMALLOW PANTS AND HIT THE BOOHOO BUTTON CUZ I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE CRANBERRIES ARE
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