animefan127: -gasp- We might end the series early!!!
yumyumbagel: Really?
animefan127: Yeah... O.o Our readers won't review!!
yumyumbagel: REVIEW!!! I COMMAND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! -points at readers dramatically-
animefan127: ... -sweatdrops-
yumyumbagel: Eh, heh... I just woke up!(It's 9:30 and she just woke up... what's up with that?? O.o)
animefan127: Uh-huh... onto the chapter... -falls asleep-
yumyumbagel: Hey!! That's not fair!! You woke me up!!! -goes back to sleep-
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yumyumbagel: Lalalalalala...
Ed: Why are you calm?!
yumyumbagel: Because...
Envy?
yumyumbagel: I can be. I do whatevah I want.
Ed: Whatever.
Envy: -shrugs-
Grim Reaper: She's dead.
Ed: O.o
Envy: O.o
yumyumbagel:D
Ed: W... w-what?!
Envy: Holy crap!!
yumyumbagel:D
Grim Reaper: Uh, yeah. She's dead. -points to animefan127-
Ed: T-Then bring her back!!!
Envy: You can just kill people like that?! O.o
Grim Reaper: Yeah... sometime it just slips. And it takes an hour.
Ed: -cursing every name under the sun-
Envy: TEACH ME!!! TEACH ME TO KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO:D
Grim Reaper: Uh... yeeeeaaaaano. That was given to yumyumbagel. Notice how she destroys things.
yumyumbagel: -blowing up ants-
Envy: Dammit!! Why don't I get any fun in life?!?!
yumyumbagel: Wanna do me?
Envy: No!!
Ed: Envy, you don't have a life.
Envy: ... -realizes Ed is right- Oh crap...
Ed: You lost your life when you dated yumyumbagel.
Envy: -realizes Ed is right, yet again- Damn... are you psychic or something??
yumyumbagel: Hey!!!
Ed: Nope. :D
Envy: That's weird...
yumyumbagel: -bites Envy's head-
Envy: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! GET HER OFFA MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Grim Reaper: Can't save you now. Be back in an hour with animefan127.
Ed: W-wait!!! Don't leave us here alone with--
Grim Reaper: -vanishes-
Ed: -cursing again-
Envy: -running and flailing because yumyumbagel won't let go of Envy's head- HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: Oh shit... what do I do now?! O.o -gasps- PAINT!!!
Envy: -still running around while Ed grabs paint can and brush-
yumyumbagel: -gets off, runs over to Ed, sits on the floor, and looks at the paint; starry eyed- Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnttttt...
Ed: O.o?! Back beast!!! Back!!! -trying to shoo yumyumbagel away with paintbrush-
yumyumbagel: -eats the paintbrush-
Ed: O.O ?! What the fuck?!
Envy: -reading-
Ed: Dammit, Envy!!! Get over here and entertain yumyumbagel!!! I gotta paint!!!
Envy: For what?
Ed: The party, retard!!!
yumyumbagel: -gasps- PARTY!!!
Envy: -grins like a little kid and starts bouncing around the room- PARTY!!!
Ed: I knew I shouldn't have told them... -sighs and returns to painting-
yumyumbagel: -does the berries and cream dance- PARTY!!!
Envy: -copying yumyumbagel- PARTY!!!
---------at----------------the-----------------------------------gate------------------------------(party!!)----------
-party is going on with people who died in the series(besides hughes)-
-random scream that says "Show us your boobs!!"-
animefan127: So you died from... ?
Pride: Drinking tea. You?
animefan127: I just fell on the floor and died.
Pride: ... damn... that's gotta suck...
animefan127: -nodds and drinks vodka- Oh yeah. It does. But here we have a party!!! -grins-
Pride: Yeah, before we go into the gate. Then we're in for hell.
animefan127: That sounds...
Pride?
animefan127: FUN!!!!
Pride: With people eating your flesh from the inside out?
animefan127: Oh. Well that changes some things... Death!! Are you ready to go?!
Grim Reaper: It's the Grim Reaper!!! And yes, in an hour.
animefan127: O.o We don't have a damned hour!!! The eye ball is ready to suck us into eternal darkness and have our flesh eaten from the inside out!!!
Grim Reaper: Oh... so that's why no one ever made it past here...
animefan127: Damndamndamndamndamndamn... ready to go?!
Grim Reaper: Fine... but if you spontaneously combust, it's not my fault-- it's the eye ball.
animefan127: WAIT!!! Okay, I can get out of this alive...
Grim Reaper: Really?
animefan127: SHUT UP!!! MES GOTS TA THINK!!!
Grim Reaper: Well you've only got three more minutes.
animefan127: -gasps- That's it!!! VODKA!!!!
Grim Reaper?
animefan127: -grabs bottle of vodka and runs back to the grim reaper- Okay!! Take me back now!!
Grim Reaper: Fine.
animefan127: If I start to Spontaneously combust, the vodka will explode-- sending us back faster.
Grim Reaper: And that's good... how?
animefan127: I don't know, but we won't find out if we don'y get out of here!!!
Grim Reaper: -vanishes with animefan127-
-everybody at the party is then sucked into the gate where their flesh is eaten from the inside out :D-
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animefan127: -bursts through door with a broken vodka bottle- I'm!!!! Alive!!!!
Ed: -staring at the vodka bottle- Who'd you kill?
animefan127: I used it to get me here faster when I started to spontaneously combust! -grins-
Ed?!
Envy: -still doing the berries and cream dance-
yumyumbagel: -thinking of food-
animefan127: What's going on?
Ed: We're going to have a party.
animefan127: Why?
Ed: Because the series is almost finished.
yumyumbagel: FOOOOOOOOD!!!! -bolts into the kitchen-
animefan127: Oh yeah... chapter 10 is the last one, right?
Ed: Yeah, unless people review.
animefan127: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
THE AUTHORESSES HAVE LEFT FOR A MINUTE TO GRAB BREAKFAST-- BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES!!! ;D
Ed & Envy: -look at sentence abov- Damn...
THE AUTHORESSES HAVE RETURNED(WAITING FOR BREAKFAST TO BE MADE)
animefan127: WHO FORGOT TO COOK BREAKFAST?!?!
yumyumbagel: Your mom.
animefan127: ... oh.
Ed: Okay. All done painting. -only one stripe of paint is on the wall-
animefan127:D It's beautiful!!!
yumyumbagel: It's marvelous!!!
Envy: It sucks.
Ed: -glares at Envy- I just remembered I can pretty much transmute the wall to be any color.
yumyumbagel: Can you make it pink?(Sorry pink haters)
Ed: Yeah, but I'm not gonna.
yumyumbagel: Why?!
Ed: For many reasons. I don't like the color pink.
animefan127: I don't either.
Envy: I like green. :D
yumyumbagel: I like green too!!
Envy: I don't think I like green anymore... :(
yumyumbagel: -snaps fingers- Damn.
Ed: Anyways, I was going to make it gray.
animefan127: No... too dull.
yumyumbagel: RAINBOW!!!
animefan127: No. That's the gay color.
yumyumbagel: So? It's a pretty color.
animefan127: No.
Ed: How about red?
animefan127: Do you purposely want to burn our eyes? Red in the day is like poison!!!!
Ed: No it isn't.
animefan127: Just go with it.
Ed: Okay, what about blue?
animefan127: To gloomy.
yumyumbagel: That's a gay color.
animefan127: No, it's the suicidal color.
yumyumbagel: No!!! Gay color!! It's like the rainbow!!!
animefan127: What're you talking about?!
yumyumbagel: I don't know!!!
Ed: Fine, we'll do a mixture of colors.
yumyumbagel: RAINBOW!!!
Ed: ... except rainbow.
yumyumbagel: Awwww... but it's still gonna look like a rainbow.
Ed: No, it won't. How about red--
animefan127: Poison!!!
Ed: -sighs- Blue--
yumyumbagel: GAY!!!
Ed: No it's not!!! Fine!! Green, black, yellow, and indigo!!
animefan127: Where'd you come up with indigo?
Ed: I... don't know, but it's a color.
yumyumbagel: -laughing- INDIGO!!! That's a funny word!!!
animefan127: No, marglard is a funny word.
yumyumbagel: No, pudding is funnier.
animefan127: True... true...
Envy: ... I feel lonely... -yumyumbagel hugs him- Not anymore.
yumyumbagel: I looooooooves you... I can make you die anytime I want!! So you better love me!!
Envy: I don't feel safe anymore.
Ed: You never were. -transmutes the wall green, black, and indigo-
animefan127: It's ugly. Take it off.
Envy: You don't know how wrong that sounds.
animefan127: Whatever. how 'bout... hmm... -pondering colors-
yumyumbagel: How about wallpaper?
Ed: NO.
animefan127: I got it!!
Ed: What?
animefan127: ORANGE!!!
yumyumbagel: NO!!! IT BURNS!!!
Ed: It's not on the wall yet.
yumyumbagel: Just thinking about it burns!!!
animefan127: Okay, how about black, brown, and orange?
yumyumbagel: Halloween?
animefan127: Yeah.
yumyumbagel: Where's July?
animefan127: Around the corner. :D
Envy: WTF?!
yumyumbagel: Yo mamma.
Ed: -transmutes wall black, brown, and orange(accompanied by a small pumpkin)-
animefan127: THIS IS HALLOWEEN, THIS IS HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN!!!!
yumyumbagel: -watching "Chicago"-
Envy: -reading-
Ed: -sets up all the decorations(with animefan127's help)-
animefan127: Who should we invite? -looks through phonebook-
yumyumbagel: Yo mamma.
Envy: Don't care.
animefan127: I KNOW WHO!!!
Ed?
animefan127: SCAR!!!
Ed, Envy, & yumyumbagel: O.o
yumyumbagel: Okay, even I'm not that stupid!!!
Ed: O.o Please don't!!
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animefan127: DAMMIT!!!! Sticky!!!!
yumyumbagel: -sucking on ice-
animefan127: DAMN YOU MAPLE SYRUP!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
yumyumbagel: -runs out of ice- It's hot outside.
animefan127: No, we have the AC.
yumyumbagel: Well, not outside.
animefan127: I have a pool.
yumyumbagel: ... :O And you never told me!!
animefan127: Well you never asked.
yumyumbagel: -drags animefan127 outside-
animefan127: NOOOOOOOOO!!! I'LL BURN!!!!
yumyumbagel: WHO CARES?!?!
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Envy:D FUN!!! TORTURE TIME!!!
animefan127: O...kay... ? -dials # for Scar's cell phone-
Scar: -answers cell phone- What?
animefan127: You're invited to my partay!!
Scar: Who is this?
yumyumbagel: Yo mamma!!
Scar: ... I don't have a mother.
yumyumbagel: Tu Madre!!
Scar: ... who is this?
animefan127: It's Ed's girlfriend.
Scar: ... -hangs up-
animefan127: How rude!!! That bastard!!!
yumyumbagel: -on Envy's back- PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!
Ed: I invited Al, Roy, Wrath, Izumi, and a few other people.
animefan127: And where was I when this happened?
Ed: On the phone.
animefan127: Oh.
Envy: GET OFFA MY BACK!!!
yumyumbagel: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!! -still on his back- Giddyup!!!
-doorbell rings-
Ed: -stands and walks over to door-
yumyumbagel: No!! I wanted to get it!!! RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!!
Envy: -sleeping-
Ed: -opens door to reveal everybody he invited(plus the king)-
Izumi: -brings in cases of alchohol-
yumyumbagel: -steals the cases and goes into room(Envy following close behind)-
Wrath: -follows Envy- :D
TO BE CONTINUED...