Sooooo I left off in no where in particular just singing soo yeah...OMG how funny was family guy? Um...Chapter eleven the part where...hold on I thought last night the one where they all get drunk ( not really )
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YumiHamasaki: OMG HanHan
HanHan: Yes?
YumiHamasaki: I just figured out what my name is close to
HanHan???
YumiHamasaki: Ayumi Hamasaki
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HanHan: Hey uhm Yumi?
YumiHamasaki: What HanHan dontcha see I'm working here
HanHan: we're 12 right so wouldn't that make you Yumiko and me Hantaroko?
YumiHamasaki: NO...I mean Yeah...Shut Up go do something I need concentration!
HanHan: FINE
YumiHamasaki: I wonder where HanHan goes when I tell her that
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HanHan: Hi I'm Hantaroko Hantsu and this is how you run faster you see this is how a normal person runs ( shows clip of her and kagome screaming in eachother's faces then running 10ft. away from eachother then running into eachother HanHan: I got a red circle on my forhead ) this is how you run faster you bend your back down put your arms straight in back of you close your eyes and run as if someone was gonna kill and eat u ( BAM Kagome and HanHan bang into eachother )
A FEW HOURS LATER...IN THE HOSPITAL...AND TWO SEVERE HEAD INJURIES
HanHan: What did it look like?
InuYasha: A big bloody battle field
HanHan: don't make me laugh my head hurts
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Kagome: OKAY so Kouga read us the list of what we need
Kouga: Uhm Fire Extinguishers, Steel-toe boots, Flame retarted clothing-
Miju: Flame retartent your retarted
Kouga: at least I get dates you hadn't had a date in so long your a born again child
InuYasha: OOH PEPPER SPRAY
Miju: HOW DARE YOU? HUH I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR HEART AND MAKE SURE YOU'LL NEVER COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND WHEN YOUR MOM CALLS HERE AT NINE LIKE EVERYDAY I'M GONNA TELL HER HER SON IS DEAD AND NEVER EVER COMING BACK AND HIS LAST WORDS WERE MY MOTHER IS RETARDED AND I HATE HER SO BACK OFF DOUGH-BOY AND GO COOK SO CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES BITCH
YumiHamasaki: Come on ppl we just-
Miju: NO YOU COME ON YUMI I WOULD'VE NEVER CAME HERE IF I KNEW KOUGA WAS NO OFFENSE BUT YOU PICK THE STUPIDEST PPL TO COME OVER HERE
Jakotsu: Take a chill pill
Miju: HEY TAKE A STRAIGHT SLATE GET AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT AND GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY LIKE A LITTLE BABY OKAY...GET THE HELL OUGHTTA HERE
YumiHamasaki: OHoooooooWhoaoooooooOhooooooWhoaooooooooo-kay then ( wow that's actually not a misspelled word then I came back and it was)
Miju: WELL KAGOME WHAT IS NEXT
Kagome: okay that's it
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a b c d 123 do re mi and abc why don't u try to sing with me it's not hard just sta-a-a-a-art with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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There here in burger king I think we know where this is headed
YumiHamasaki: Okay guys me and HanHan will sit at the far end, the girls sit on the right, the boys sit on the left, Jakotsu sits waaaaay over there at the other end, and InuYasha and I will be right back
YumiHamasaki: HEY your Peter Griffin
PeterGriffin: Hey and your...INUYASHA OH MAN YOU OH GOD HEY EVERYBODY IT'S-
----Food Order Time----
PeterGriffin: Okay so that will be everything times 100?
YumiHamasaki: Yes
PeterGriffin: okay the food is cooking now so we can just wait silently...
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I work at burger king
Making flame broiled whoppers
I wear pa-per hats
Would you like an apple pie with tha-at?
Would you like an apple pie with tha-at?
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
Don't touch the fries in hot fat
It really hurts bad
And so do skin graphs
Would you like an apple pie with tha-at?
Would you like an apple pie with tha-at?
Where is the bell?
Can't here the bell?
Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell
Ding fries are done
Ding friiiiiiiiiies aaaaaare doooooooone
YumiHamasaki: HEY where are the chicken fries?
DING
PeterGriffin:
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
I gotta run
I gotta run
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Stewie: Yuuuuuuuumi?
YumiHamasaki: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Stewie : Watch Me
Stewie did all this gay ballet stuff
YumiHamasaki: STEWIE
Stewie: WHAT MAN WHAT
YumiHamasaki: DON'T DO THAT I'LL TELL YOU WHY DO NOT TELL ANYONE
Stewie: okay
YumiHamasaki: If you do that when you turn about 16 sure Jakotsu might be OLD but he'll most likely try to molest you and don't EVEN get me started about Michael Jackson he'll molest you NOW also stay away from Naraku he's a wierdo if you can watch this previous clip of him...and me
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Sango: WHAT ARE U DOING???
YumiHamasaki: LISTEN I KNOW WHAT IS IS AND WHAT AIN'T IS AND IT AIN'T IS WHAT IT IS! THIS IS A FRAUD...IS
InuYasha???
Shippou: She means she knows what real is and what unreal is and Naraku is not what he is meaning he is a puppet
Then the real Naraku came back with Ice Cream
Naraku: Check It Out there was this stuff and I thought it was good cuz it had a moo cow on it and moo cows make milk and I like milk so I got some this man gave me these for everyone but they had weird names like "ooh look at that strawberry
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Stewie: Your right he is wierd ( yup ) who likes strawberry ice cream
YumiHamasaki: ( GIANT SWEATDROP )
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HanHan: HEY I TOLD you to focus and NOT hurt bally ( we're sorry we didn't mean- ) WHAT ARE YOU FREAKIN' DEAF OR FREAKIN' STUPID?
InuYasha: Look I'll take bally to Sesshoumaru he'll use his Tensaiga
HanHan: YEAH WELL HE BETTER
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Sesshoumaru: okay nooooooooooooooooooooooooo-o unless you make a very huge intro of me doing it
HanHan: FINE whatever it takes BALLY it's gonna be okay
Buhm dunna dun dun dun dun DUN lalala
LUM dun dun dun dun dun ( breathing brake )
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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Naraku as a little boy
Naraku: But I don't wanna be evil I wanna SING and Da-a-a-a-ance
OniGumo: Naraku that is the last straw go to your room and practice killing
Naraku: awwww
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SO-OH-OH-WO-OH-OH-OO-WO-OO-WO-OH
HanHan looks up to see Naraku on a spiderweb looking down at her
HanHan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
----PREVIOUSLY----
HanHan: All this talk about omens is making me thirsty I think we should split up I needs to get me a second milk
Shippou: Aren't you afraid that spiders might get us if we split up yo?
HanHan: Spiders don't scare me
Shippou: YES THEY DO
HanHan: THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT
Shippou: What is the point
HanHan: The point is I work alone kid ( hands Shippou a quarter )
HanHan walks over to get milk but accidentily almost gets plain milk
Plain Milk: Yay please drink me HanHan I'm full of calcium and vitamin D
Chocolate Milk: Yeah c'mon HanHan what're you thinking you know where the party is uh-huh ooh ooh moooo
of course she picks chocolate
----her milk stolen----
HanHan hits jeff with a chair
Jeff: here it is the spider palace
HanHan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Jeff: Great place to have your wedding huh
HanHan: yeeeeaaah great place to have a wedding
Chocolate Milk: Help Me
HanHan looks at Jeff
HanHan: Jeff ( SMILE )
but Jeff keeps moving
HanHan tries reaching for the chocolate milk but her arms are too short
HanHan asks for her milk back and Jeff hands it to her she's about to grab it then a centipede crawls around it and she smacks it away ( LOL ) the milk hit the floor hard and lost it's cold chocolatey milk now the cows choking and HanHan cuddles it
HanHan: It-it wasn't my fault I-
Chocolate milk: No it wasn't your fault HanHan IT WAS THE SPIDERS WE HATE SPIDERS FOR A REASON avenge me HanHan HURT HIM HURT HIM VERY VERY MUCH
then he died
HanHan: Goodbye little milky I really wanted to drink you
Chocolate Milk: Remember HanHan I will always be with you...Well I'll be here for a while
HanHan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jeff: I'm so sorry I spilled your milk but like other ppls tell their son ( not that I'm yours ) don't cry over spillt milk
HanHan: GET OUT OF HEEEEERE
Jeff: Okay you wanna just meet me infront of the palace orrr
HanHan: NO I MEAN GET OUGHTTA HERE AND NEVER COME BACK I HATE SPIDERS DON'T YOU GET IT WAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAA
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Well now we're here where HanHan is being forced to marry Naraku ( told you if it wasn't obvious )
HanHan: I DON'T WANNA MARRY YOU
Naraku: Why not
HanHan: I HATE SPIDERS YOUR LUCKY YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ONE OR I WOULD'VE GOTTEN THOSE EAGLE FEATHERS TO SQUISH YOU
Naraku: You can't intimadate me ( DAMN ) let's get this over with
Kouga: Blah Blah Blah holy Macaroni Blah blah Blah kiss the bride I'm done
Yeah it's not how you'd imagine it to be unless you imagine I'd do this
HanHan: get offa me...YOU...YOU ORDERED JEFF TO KILL MILKY I HATE YOU YOUR KISSES TASTE LIKE GRAPEFRUIT...( SHORT BREATH ) GRAPEFRUIT IS NASTY
Naraku: Your Point
YumiHamasaki: GET OFFA HANHAN BITCH
HanHan: Yumiko!
YumiHamasaki: YOU...I THOUGHT YOU WAS COOL BUT YOU AIN'T COOL YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT IF YOU WAS I'D LET YOU MARRY HANHAN
Kouga: your too lat I married them together now
Naraku: yeah blah blah blah and holy macaroni
YumiHamasaki: DAMN...AND IT'S MATRAMONI RETARD
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Alright I think that's enough for two days I bye I gotta go to Virginia, Florida, and a cruise to Belize ( after I get my passport on monday )
this is my first time doing this
Part of this is from Billy & Mandy Wrath of the Spider-Queen
My own Jackass
And Chapter 9