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Chapter 4

Naruto would never claim to be wise or smart. He still wouldn't even admit his own maturity. And despite all these things actually being true, for the life of him, he couldn't find his own purpose in life. His days with Jiraiya had shaken his childhood foundations.

-Reminiscing- 6 months into traveling with Jiraiya.

It was late, they had stopped traveling nearing the Wind country and set up camp near the woods, slightly varying off the trail. Jiraiya sat atop a rock, listening to Naruto ramble along of his dreams and ambitions.

"Never regret?" Jiraiya asked incredulously.

"Yup!" Naruto replied, nodding his head vigorously.

Jiraiya sighed heavily.

"Naruto, to live the life of a Konoha nin with no regrets, is to live the life of a missing-nin." He said,

staring at Naruto sternly. Which off balanced Naruto since Jiraiya was such a pervert..

"What are you talking about? I just don't' want to do anything I don't want to!" Naruto shouted back.

Jiraiya shook his head. Enough was enough. To allow Naruto to continue in his childhood ideals wasn't fair to him in the long run. It was bad enough he allowed Naruto to believe he could bring Sasuke back and things would be back to normal..

"Would you refuse a mission to murder?" He asked, surprising Naruto with the sudden change to questions.

"Yeah.." Naruto wasn't really sure where this was going.

"Unless there are special circumstances where you cannot, refusing to do so just because you don't want to, they'll brand you a traitor right off the bat."

Naruto nearly fell over.

"Sheh - what?"

Jiraiya messaged his temples. This was a delicate subject.

"You know the majority of the village would give almost anything to see you killed or exiled."

Naruto nodded numbly.

"Though you haven't noticed, every infraction you pulled, are all documented. From booby trapping bathroom doors, to painting over the Hokage Monuments, though I gotta admit that one was good." He chuckled a moment before getting serious again.

"Those were when of you were a child, a child! They usually don't even care about this sort of crap, but you're a special case. Now that you're officially declared an adult, anything you do is on thin ice."

Naruto, for some odd reason wanted to defend the village and its leaders. Realizing the lack of logic in trying to defend them, his shoulders slumped and he continued to listen.

"You can't be so careless anymore. Whether you like it or not, you are the container for the Kyubi." Jiraiya sustained. "We've gone through this. You have to let go of your childish bullshit fantasy. The life of a nin is not the life of a superhero. There's not always a damsel in distress, its not all glory. It's a hard and cruel life. Accept it."

Naruto considered that one of his more memorial days with Jiraiya. It was the day he left behind his idiocy of everything black and white. Sort of. It took a while to throw away beliefs that were rooted ever since he was a kid but he did it. Good, evil. It didn't matter. It was all on where you put your loyalties. While still retaining a humane consciousness, of course. There's no sense in following a madman slaughtering the helpless in the countryside. Or just being a weirdo and wanting to live forever..

The main reason of how he got into thinking of his own purpose in life, was because of a stack of papers nearly an inch thick. The Uchiha massacre was indeed puzzling.

Why did Itachi do it? Was he bored? What the hell was he trying to prove?

There were a few notes regarding his dislike of the clan, but how did it get to the point that he would kill everyone? The clan wasn't that big anyhow, perhaps a thousand or so, one third of them being shinobi. It was still baffling.

Itachi was indeed a genius. Escape routes were planned out, all predicted directions people would run, it was almost unbelievable that one person did this. Such a surreal thought that no one found out what happened until morning.

No one heard the screams?

The whole thing screamed conspiracy but Naruto figured theorizing was useless since he just didn't know enough.

Naruto's eyes glazed over at finding a particular photo. It was Sasuke's family.

His eyes narrowed at the sight of Sasuke on Itachi's back, both smiling brightly.

He had never seen either brother's smile. And all the times he had met Itachi, he couldn't imagine Itachi smiling. Hell, he probably didn't even smirk. Itachi's presence was so.. cold.

Their pretty mother was smiling warmly, but the father looked as if this was a complete waste of time.

Reading had done almost nothing to answer any questions in his head. According to the therapist that was caring after Sasuke to adjust, Sasuke had dreams of what Itachi had done.

Naruto knew better.

It was the Mangekyou Eye. And Sasuke hadn't experienced it just once, but twice.

He didn't know what to think. He could almost sympathize with Sasuke for having such a deep-rooted hatred for someone who took everything away from you. But he didn't think leaving the village would really solve any problems, especially running to a weirdo who wanted to "get" your body. Did Sasuke truly believed staying in Konoha would hold him back?

Some of the most powerful nins came from Konoha. Sandaime, even in his old age, was considered one of the most powerful of all the Kages. Who knew what the old man was capable of in his prime?

Itachi, Orochimaru, the lot of them, had beginnings in Konoha.

But he guessed it all came down to hate. It blinds people. No way around it. After he had learned that Yondaime had sealed Kyubi in him, at times, instead of loathing the fox, he had a rush of rage at the deceased Hokage.

Why him? Of all the friggin' babies..

He shook his head. He was lucky enough to be reading classified documents; but sticking around any longer was just being stupid and pushing his luck.

After he finished cleaning up and walking out the door, he gave a quick glance at the wall. After a minute, Naruto ran back inside and read a small note stuck on the wall in familiar writing.

Tsunade,

Don't forget-Today we pick which teams go to Sand to take the Chunin Exams.

1:30pm sharp!

Shizune

Naruto gawked at the note for several minutes before his brain kicked in and glanced at the clock.

It read 1:25pm.

"SHIT!"

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Kakashi and Sakura had searched every place their team moron could have gone off to.

His apartment was empty.

The Ichiraku stand, it wasn't empty, but no Naruto.

Sadly, those were the only places they knew he could be.

Sakura leaned against the wall and rested her forehead against it.

"Its times like these is when I feel the worst.." She moaned. She regretted every day she had ignored or insulted him.

"All those years, was it really just Academy, the stand, and then home?" It hit her hard when Sasuke left, but she still had family, friends. She wasn't totally alone. Even if she selfishly said she was without Sasuke. God, did she feel like an ass.

What did Naruto have? The team probably was his family. Just how much harder was it for him? And yet, she hardly ever saw him mope around. Scratch that, she never saw him mope or sulk. He's always smiling and loud, seemingly letting nothing get to him. She had to admire the blond.

Kakashi shook his head, silently agreeing, seeing how they thought they knew little of him, but in fact, there was practically nothing to know anyway. Minus the spirit demon that is.

"C'mon, we have to keep looking." Kakashi jumped from the pole he was standing on and started to leap from roof to roof.

They were nearing the monument when they heard a very familiar yell.

Sakura looked at Kakashi.

"Was that.." She started to ask.

"Most likely. I think it was coming from the main building."

"Have mercy, have you blasted ninjas know the decency of PEACE AND QUIET?" Someone shouted.

Kakashi and Sakura struggled to figure out exactly what direction Naruto's voice came from. With all the buildings and alleys, his voice could have projected from anywhere. That ass yelling at them wasn't helping matters.

Just then right, behind them, Naruto's voice rang loudly in their ears.

"Shut up you old bat!"

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He didn't really want to yell at the stupid old fool, but he was ticked off. Was this Jiraiya's idea of a joke?

Making him come back to Konoha, during the Chunin exams, knowing full well that his team is down a member, and there's no way in hell he would accept a stranger just to participate in it. Jiraiya had given him a week off, during the stupid exams. He knows he can't take it, so why would Jiraiya even bother giving him the time off?

To study and watch the participants in fights so he could learn? If it was… Screw that. He had better things to do.

Okay, that was a lie. He didn't have anything better to do, but wouldn't go out of defiance to Jiraiya. He freely admits it. He can be a very stubborn brat when he wants to.

Naruto. Naruto.

Huh?

Was somebody calling him?

"Naruto!" Kakashi nudged him on the shoulder.

"Huh?" He grunted, just barely snapping out of his daze.

"You alright there? You were spacing out." He noticed Sakura was there. He could tell she was trying to get his attention. But he couldn't exactly look her in the eye just yet.

"Yeah. I'm okay. But, there's a Chunin exam this week?" He was trying to focus only on Kakashi, but it was a little hard since Sakura kept staring at him. It wasn't a normal stare. It was the sort where you know they're trying to get your attention. Which was honestly getting on his nerves.

Kakashi nodded. "Yeah. I would like to enroll the two of you, only if you wanted to take it of course."

"Well, yeah! But – I thought you needed a team of three to participate?"

"That was over two years ago, Naruto. This year is different. It's going to be a joint exam held at the Suna village, but we're helping out too. It's a joint operation if you think about it…"

Perhaps Jiraiya wasn't as mean as he thought he was.

"Hell yeah, count me in."

Kakashi nodded once more. "Glad to hear that. Now c'mon.."

Sakura and Naruto followed Kakashi's lead since they obviously didn't know where to go.

"Man, knowing sensei we'll probably be two hours to late..." He muttered.

Kakashi heard that and decided for a little pay back.

Right when Naruto just jumped from the edge of a building, Kakashi shouted over his shoulder,

"Oi Naruto, I'm one of the examiners."

Unlike Sakura, Naruto's position was a little less stable so he ended up tripping his own feet and landed with a crash in the alley below.

"Damn it, sensei!"

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Lee and Neji were arguing whether or not they really wanted to participate in the exam. Tenten huffed in annoyance.

"Moron, we don't have any guarantee that he will join. I do not feel like leaving for a week only to figure out he's not even there."

"But Neji, that's not the point! We should live life to the fullest! With his return, we have plenty of time to challenge him. The springtime of youth doesn't last forever! Just look at Gai-sensei." He said, gesturing to his sensei behind him.

Gai walked over and bopped Lee on the head. "Oh ho! Don't talk like I'm not three feet behind you, Lee!"

Lee rubbed his head. "Oh right. Sorry, sensei."

Before the two could continue their pointless discussion, Tenten butted in.

"Shut up! We're taking the exam. We've skipped it for the last two years, and I refuse to remain a Genin any longer!"

Neji was looking quite miffed but snorted and turned his head away in a childlike manner. So much for getting older and more mature.

Tenten was indeed flustered to be nearing sixteen and still stuck as a Genin just because the boys of the group didn't want to go to the damned exams.

Gai discreetly gave her thumbs up and mouthed, "Go, Tenten!"

Tenten shook her head and sat back down in her chair. They were in the auditorium that was recently built. A typical place, a large front stage and two floors filled with seats. Tsunade was at the stage looking bored while talking to some officials before stepping up to the podium again.

"Alright. As you know, today is the day-" Right at that moment, someone was trying to quietly get in by slowly opening the front door. But it was useless since the thing creaked like no tomorrow. Wasn't it supposed to be a new building?

All eyes were on the trio at the door.

Neji saw who they were before they even opened the door and smirked while checking out Tenten for a reaction to the new comers.

Tenten's stomach fluttered awkwardly seeing the blond. She had two years but never really sorted out her feelings with Naruto. How could she if he wasn't even there. It would be strange of her to walk up to Sakura and starting pelting questions at her. Was he just her new crush? Someone to get over Neji with? She almost snorted out loud. No.

Her attraction towards Naruto was never based from looks from the start, so she was proud in that aspect. This went a little deeper than mindless puppy love. Naruto looking hot was just a bonus.

He didn't bother finding a seat and remained by the door looking very detached. Sakura was staring at him oddly before shaking her head and sat down next to Kakashi.

Tsunade cleared her throat.

"As I was saying," She started, giving Kakashi a brief death glare, "This year, the Chunin exams are being held in the Suna Village. But its going to be a bit different. Instead of a single village totally pulling the strings, its going to be a cooperation with us. We believed it would make it a bit more difficult to mingle our ideas to weed out those with.. luck and to make sure there isn't anyone playing favorites... "

"Now, I originally intended to only set the best group of Genins, but I was far to lazy to go through all the files, so I'm allowing all those who meet the requirements."

"Neh, Tenten," Lee whispered, "Tsunade-sama is pretty smart. To say she's lazy and then say something to keep all our minds off what she just said."

"Uh.. Yeah." Tenten kept making subtle glances to the male blond.

Neji grunted.

Tsunade began to speak again.

"Requirements: No less then two, no more than three people, at least thirty D-class missions, ten C-class missions and one B-class mission. Certain exceptions. If your team has at least twenty-five C-rank missions you automatically qualify. Same goes if you have one A or S rank. Having at least five B-ranks is also accepted. As long as you meet the requirements and your Jonin instructor allows you, you may participate."

Even with the exceptions, that still pretty much wiped out all the teams even thinking about participating.

"But Hokage-sama, that's unreasonable!" Someone voiced. There was a murmuring of agreement.

Tsunade pointedly stared at the no name. "The Chunin exams isn't a walk in the park. Exams is the only time there wont be any retaliations for killing each other. Further more, a team that goes represents us as a village. It wouldn't be prudent to allow any pathetic team full of fresh academy students to go. This isn't open for debate. Applications are on the table in front."

Gai slapped Neji and Lee on the back. "And you complained about all the missions we did. Now be grateful and enjoy the exams. It should be very interesting since I heard both the apprentices of Tsunade-sama and Jiraiya-sama will be going.."

"Hn." Neji, typical.

"Neh, Sensei, how many missions do we have completed?" Lee asked, somewhat doubtful that they meet the requirements.

"Hm. You have been doing missions for a lil' over three years.. You may not have any B-ranks done, but you have more than enough C-missions needed."

Tenten missed the whole thing. She was staring at Naruto the whole time.

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"Shit sensei! Didn't you know about the requirements? We haven't done any B-ranks at all! And I know we don't have any C ranks done either.."

Sakura nodded in agreement

Kakashi just continued to read and waved off their worries. "Did you guys already forget about your fight with Zabuza? It was originally a C-class mission, but with the demon brothers, Haku, and Zabuza, it was bumped up to an A-rank. And if you have one A-rank, you qualify. Convenient, isn't it?"

Both Naruto and Sakura said "oh."

"Since we're on the topic, I just remembered something sent to each of you." Kakashi dug in his pocket and pulled out two envelopes with a large "T" on it.

"If you remember, Tazuna never made the payments, I pulled some strings to have his payment delayed…"

Naruto and Sakura opened up the envelope and gaped.

"That much was transferred to my account? So many … zeros…" Sakura just stared while Naruto continued with his gibberish.

"The amount due plus with the two year interest rate, the Naruto Bridge has made the Wave Village quite successful. Tazuna probably added extra since there's so much money.. "

Kakashi pulled out a third one.

"I guess I'll just donate this so some charity or something."

"Man, with all this, plus all the money I'm supposed to get from doing missions with ero-sennin, I could probably get a new place.."

Wishful thinking on Naruto's part. Who would rent him a place, let alone sell him one? It was already hard just getting into the dump of a place he has now.

"Is that so?" Despite people brushing past Kakashi numerous times, he never seemed to loose his place in the book.

"Yeah. You know if you have any vacancies at your building?"

"I'm not sure. I'll ask the owner for you later on today."

There were still teams fluttering out of the auditorium, the tension in the air was rather thick. With such high requirements, Tsunade had shot down most of the fresh Genins with dreams on going higher up the ranks quickly.

The application line was not long, in fact, there were only four teams filling out forms. Kakashi's team, Gai's team, and two unfamiliar Jonins.

The first Jonin was apparently assigned to the odd pair of Kiba and Ino. Kiba and Ino were stuck together since their teammates left them behind one by one. Hinata last year and Shino a good while ago. Chouji recently made Jonin and cannot participate. Shikamaru had his own little story.

The last group was nothing but strangers. Two kunoichi, a guy, and a large stocky Jonin. Strange mix. Typical teams consisted of two guys and a girl. They didn't look that young, they had to be at least in the fifteen-age area.

But Naruto didn't pay them much attention, not yet anyways. Turning back to his team, Kakashi reading, and Sakura filling out the form, he decided to start paying attention.

Girl number one had long braided black hair with an attractive heart shaped face. Naruto hardly ever paid attention to clothes so he moved to girl number two. This one was rather plain looking, and her hair was hanging freely, reaching her middle back, tinted brown. Though he noted that for a fifteen year old, her bust was alarmingly large.

The guy wore a beanie and looked as if constantly in a daze. All in all, they all look like they practiced their facial expressions pretty well. Nothing was given away. Until the two girls looked in his direction.

The two figures gawked in his general direction and made so much noise, one would think there was a stampede.

"Sakura-sempai!" Naruto winced. The two girls were pretty much shrieking.

Sakura gave the girls a smile. She turned to Naruto a little unsure since they hadn't really left on good terms, plus he has been ignoring her for the most part…

"Um.. Girls, this is Naruto."

She gestured to the large breasted one, "This is Katami," she pointed another finger to the braided chick, "and this is Suzuna."

Suzuna leaned awfully close to Naruto and gave him a curious expression. "Neh, sempai, you always told us he was ugly.."

Naruto stuttered a moment and shook his head. "Did she now?"

He gave Sakura a fake glare and she turned away smiling impishly. Kitami pushed Suzuna out of the way and studied Naruto's profile as well.

"Yeah, but you're totally not.." She cocked her head to one side, allowing her girls to do an impressive amount of jiggling.

"You likey?" She asked, noticing his stare and letting them do another round of blissful bounces.

"Quit flirting with your elders," an irritated voice came from behind. Suzuna cooed.

"Aw, is lil' Ryan-kun jealous?"

The teenager's dreamy expression was gone and looked rather menacing in his scowl.

Naruto cocked an eyebrow. "Ryan? Sounds like a type of food."

Ryan shrugged and pulled out a cigarette.

Kitami batted him on the head. "I thought you quit."

Ryan quickly pinched her taught rump and back flipped over a couple of chairs. "You said quit doin' weed!"

"RYAN!" The large breasted girl raged.

He ran through the door with Kitami on his heels.

"Are they always like this?" Naruto asked.

Sakura and Suzuna sighed.

Suzuna sat in a chair and explained. "Kitami got the hots for ol' dumbass, but with him being a dumbass, its hard, yah know?"

"Uh… Yeah.." It reminded him of Sakura and Sasuke, though with a little less angst.

"What about you, you got the 'hots' for ..Ryan?" The name was just so weird. It sounded like ..food. Then again, his literal translation of his name could mean noodles so he couldn't really say much else.

Suzuna giggled. "No. Besides, Kitami would mop the floor with me if we were competing. She's strong."

"Ah. Aw jeez, I gotta fill out these forms. I better head back home."

Sakura looked up from her work. "Why?"

"I don't remember some of the information its asking.. Social Security, identification number, I haven't used any of them in over two years." Naruto stood up and stretched out a few kinks.

"Later team, Suzuna."

An odd unison of byes followed him out the door. He picked this particular moment to pick up his payments for Jiraiya. Nearing the Hokage building he spotted Shizune.

"Oi, Shizune!"

She turned around and waited for him by the door. When he neared her she flashed him a smile and gave him a hug.

"You've been here for almost a week and we've barely even talked!" She noticed that they were at eye level and looked annoyed.

"Since when did you get so damn tall?"

He shrugged and she pouted.

"I miss my little midget."

He snorted and opened the door for her. "What did you expect? I was gone for two years. Say, what happened to the guards and general security around this place? I walked into the office and it was empty."

He held out his arm and she hooked it with hers.

"I'm glad Jiriaya-sama didn't totally convert you.." She said appreciatively.

Naruto snorted, again.

"Well, basically, Tsunade-sama didn't want to waste man power guarding a building that had practically nothing worth stealing so it's just down to a three man ANBU squad. What are you here for anyway?"

"Just to pick up my checks."

"Oh, I actually have those." She said as she turned to look at him.

"Huh?"

"All your work was paid in advanced and some of the filers was annoyed with it just sitting there so I volunteered to hold it for you."

"Why didn't you just put it in my account?"

"I was, but I kept putting it off."

They turned a corner and Naruto almost ran someone over.

"Sorry about that! You kept putting it off for two years? Aw.. That's a lot of interest I could have built up."

"Poor baby." She kissed him on the cheek and pitched it. "We'll get your money at my place after I grab something for a bud of mine."

"Aite then."

As they walked to her office she unhooked her arm and he stood by the door. Looking around he noticed they both shared the same sort of "organization" pattern. Papers were thrown everywhere; books were hanging from shelves, scrolls haphazardly lying on the floor. Oddly, he felt at peace in the room.

"Damn it! Where the hell is that bag?" Shizune was growing increasingly frustrated, regretting rejecting every offer for a Genin team to come in and clean the dump.

"Should I help?" He asked, scratching his head at the mess.

"Yeah. It's a brown paper bag."

He nodded and the moment he stepped into the room he heard a crunch. He dared not look down.

"Uh…" He was a little worried since whatever was in the bag might have been valuable.

Fortunately, she looked vaguely irritated. She walked over and smacked him over the head.

"Dumbass."

"Sorry. Eh heh…"

She picked up the bag and inspected the contents and seemed rather satisfied.

"You only managed to crush the container, so everything is fine. Lucky you." Quickly shifting from a glare to a smile, she re-hooked their arms and quickly left the room.

"Your apartment?" He knocked over some poor lad holding a stack of folders.

"Sorry!"

"Yes. My apartment."

The trip was uneventful. They made idle talk and tried to catch up on lost time. A half hour flew by the time they reached Shizune's flat. The complex wasn't anything fancy. It was a normal place colored a dull gray. Walking up the long leg of stairs they finally reached her room.

Naruto sensed someone familiar inside the room while Shizune seemed to just ignore it and briskly opened the door.

"Tenten, you idiot! How many times do I have to tell you to lock the door when you get in?"

Tenten's reply came echoing from the kitchen. "Sorry!"

"Well come here! I have someone I'd like you to meet."

Naruto snickered and turned around so Tenten couldn't see his face. She walked out drying her hands on a towel a little curious. She had already met tons of Shizune's friends. Naruto planned on doing something idiotic but Shizune was quick in spinning him around so Tenten could see him.

"Naruto?"

Shizune seemed mildly disappointed. "Aw, you two met already?"

He turned and looked at Shizune with a rather furious glare. "Yeah we did. The party yesterday, remember? HELL, I told you Tenten was at my place for the night!"

Shizune blushed. "I guess I wasn't really listening to that part."

Naruto snorted. "Figures. How do you know Tenten anyway?" He walked to the couch and plopped down.

Tenten answered for her. "We met in the hospital a while back." She walked over and sat next to him, ignoring the odd fluttering in her stomach. She cursed herself for her sudden nervousness around him. When she had first woken up, the alcohol in her system gave her a bit of boldness. But she was stone cold sober now. If Naruto so much as smiled at her now …

"Ah." He looked at her curiously and then to Shizune.

"Oi, I'm hungry."

Shizune rolled her eyes. "I didn't bring you over for nothing. But you gotta help cook." She went into the kitchen and started digging ingredients and the like out.

He looked over to Tenten and shrugged.

"Guess I have to help." He went to the kitchen with Tenten right behind him.

"What do I have to do?" he asked Shizune as she pulled out some knives and handed it to him along with some vegetables.

"Cut. Tenten, we're making the usual so you know what to do."

"What's the usual?" He asked in the middle of shredding a cabbage a little over dramatically.

Shizune hit the switch and the flame for the stove came to life. "Okonomiyaki."

"Aw. I wanted some Ramen."

"Shut up and finish off those vegetables I gave you!"

After Naruto had finished all the vegetables, the two kunoichis were apparently so used to doing this so often, they forgot about him. They grabbed the vegetables and gave him no further instructions. He dropped himself on the couch. Glancing at the clock he was surprised to find it saying it was 4:27. He warped to the spot where he typically trained and went on with his daily exercises. It was a very generic workout, but added with the chakra cuffs, an hour of work left him more than winded. He went back to his place for a shower and just remembered Shizune and Tenten. He looked at his clock and it read almost six.

"Shit!"

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Thank you.

I was rather surprised (and delighted) that some people were disgusted with the kissing with Sakura. In my defense, though we may all hate and loath Sakura, Naruto doesn't. He isn't watching all this crap in our perspective. And I wanted to take Sakura out of the picture from his possible love life as soon as possible, and she's not gay. Though I'm tinkering with the idea. And if you were paying close attention last chapter, Tenten and Temari got their work cut out for them. Hell, Temari still isn't even sure what she wants. And yes, Tenten will play a larger role very soon..

Okonomiyaki is an actual Japanese dish. Meat, vegetables, and seafood are stir fried and dropped onto a dough like pancake. Its pretty good.

Flame me, blow me, I don't care. Laterz peopz.