Some Like It Hot
trumpetrulez101
OK, so I know I just updated this, and you guys probably want a Wait You're What? Update, but I had this great idea, and couldn't wait to get it out onto...paper? Whatever.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot and characters not appearing in the DCOM HSM.
This takes place 1 day after the last chapter. Home Economics was their last class of the day, if that makes any sense...
Troy was walking down the hall when he heard footsteps run up beside him.
"Dude. What the hell are you wearing?" Chad asked, smothering his laughter.
"Home Economics. Mrs. Green paired up Montez and I. She has to take care of this stupid baby doll thing that won't shut up, and I have to wear a pregnancy suit." Troy explained, not happy.
"Crap...I have Home Ec today." Chad realized, then started laughing. "Wait...you and Montez? Are you going to couple's therapy or something?"
"Well yeah. For Tabitha's sake." Troy muttered
"Tabitha? Who the hell is Tabitha?" Chad snorted.
"Tabitha is that ridiculous doll that Montez named."
"Oh...well you're a lucky guy. I mean, she may be frigid, but she's hot dude."
"Don't you dare call my baby girl Tabitha hot." Troy exclaimed, getting mad.
"I was talking about Montez...not the doll Troy." Chad snorted.
"Oh...her. Well yeah, I mean, I guess she's hot. If you look past her personality." Troy said with a laugh. "I mean honestly, what a bitch!"
Gabriella's eyes widened at this comment, and she whirled around.
"Maybe you should learn to talk a little bit quieter Bolton. Just a tip." She said icily, and walked off.
"Dude nice. Calling your project partner a bitch. That's bound to score you points."
"Shut up Chad." Troy said, waddling off to get to his locker.
Chad shrugged, and walked off. The hallways cleared as the first bell rang.
Soon it was just Troy at his locker, and Gabriella clacking down the halls in her heels.
"So Bolton. I'm a frigid bitch?" She asked smirking.
"Er...I had to say that, I mean it was Chad!" Troy protested.
"Whatever. I got you a 1 day anniversary present." Gabriella grinned.
"Oh, Montez, I should have gotten you something!" Troy feigned regret.
"I'll forgive you if you PROMISE to wear this all day." Gabriella's eyes flashed with excitement.
"Alright...I promise." Troy said a bit reluctantly.
He opened his locker and a T-shirt fell out.
He picked it up, and unfolded it.
"Bolton's Bun? What's that supposed to mean?" Troy said confused.
The shirt was black, and indeed said Bolton's Bun across it, with an arrow pointing down towards the stomach.
"Bun in the oven? You're pregnant?" Gabriella said in astonishment. "You've never heard that saying before?"
"Oh." Troy said, slightly amused, but more angry at himself for agreeing to wear it all day.
"Put it on Bolton." Gabriella laughed quietly.
"I don't think it's gonna fit me..." Troy muttered, pulling it over his head.
"I got an extra large. Oh look, it fits! Ooh, but it's kinda snug...oh well. It shows off your 'bump.' Kinda hot Bolton." Gabriella murmured, running one finger down his chest, then walking away, swinging her hips.
Troy groaned. "You're playing mind games Montez."
"Am I? I'm so sorry, I hadn't realized." Gabriella said, turning and walking back to him.
"Why do you insist on doing this to me?"
"Doing what?" Gabriella's face feigned innocence.
"Acting all cold and snobby, then flirting with me, making comments like that one just then, and walking away, drawing my attention to your gorgeous butt." Troy exclaimed, reaching out and resting his hands on her hips.
"You know, if I liked you, this might actually turn me on. Too bad." Gabriella sighed, and pulled away.
"And this is for referring to my butt." She snarled, and slapped him across the face.
"You just abused a pregnant man. Montez, I'm surprised at your behavior." Troy retorted, his cheek stinging.
"You're not really pregnant Bolton. But I'm sorry for slapping you. Sort of at least." Gabriella conceded.
"An apology of sorts? Alert the media." Troy said in fake awe.
"Oh shut it Bolton." Gabriella snapped.
"I'd prefer you didn't refer to your husband in that way Ms. Montez." Mrs. Green scolded, appearing out of no where...literally.
"Well what would you like me to call him Mrs. Green?" Gabriella asked impatiently.
"Troysie, Pookie, Darling, Hubby, Sexy, if I may be so crass!" She squealed.
Troy started laughing. "Oh come on Montez, just say it. 'Troysie my little sex-bunny I'm ready for you to walk me to class!' Come on just once." Troy managed to squeal in a mocking girlie voice.
"Mr. Bolton. You will not refer to your wife as Montez." Mrs. Green began.
"Of course ma'am. Any suggestions?" Troy asked, wiping his eyes and trying to stop laughing.
"Baby, Honey, Darlin, Sweetie, Kitten, something along those lines. And I don't appreciate you making fun of my suggestions for Ms. Montez."
"Oh of course, I'm terribly sorry. Come on my little sex-kitten, we have a class to get to." Troy said, cracking up again, wrapping an arm around a fuming Gabriella's waist and dragging her off down the hallway.
"Don't call me that!" Gabriella hissed once they got away from Mrs. Green.
"Come on, why not? Don't you like it? Don't you like me? Just a little bit? Just a little tiny bit? Come on...admit it...you liiiiiiike me." Troy sang softly, swinging Gabriella's hands from side to side.
"Alright fine, 'Hubby,' I might find you sort of...kind of...in an amazing sort of way...attractive." Gabriella admitted.
"I knew it!" Troy exclaimed, and moved in to kiss her.
"Whoa now I didn't say you could-" Gabriella started to protest, but Troy was already kissing her.
Gabriella's eyes slid shut, fireworks exploded in front of her, and her body went into pleasure-shut down.
When Troy pulled away, he smirked.
"One of my 'earth-shattering' kisses, Kitten. So, what did you think?" He murmured, pressing her up against the lockers with some difficulty, seeing as he still had the pregnancy suit on.
Gabriella blinked a few times, and shook her head, as though to clear her thoughts.
"Huh?" She whispered, raising her fingertips to her lips, brushing them softly.
"I said I just gave you one of my 'earth-shattering' kisses. And asked you what you thought of it." Troy repeated, grinning. "Don't worry, memory loss is a side effect."
"Honestly?"
"Honestly." Troy affirmed.
"It was...alright." Gabriella said grinning.
"Alright? Just alright?" Troy repeated in shock.
"Yeah...I've had better." Gabriella shrugged. "Sorry." 'If only you knew how fantastic that really was baby...' She thought, smiling.
"What are you smiling at?" Troy asked, a bit hurt.
"Oh just the fact that the one chance you have to prove to me that you're better at something than I am, and you blow it." Gabriella commented, smirking slightly.
"You think you give better kisses than me? Psh." Troy waved this aside.
"I know I give better kisses." Gabriella said haughtily.
"Prove it then." Troy said, not thinking his words totally through.
"Alright then I will!" Gabriella exclaimed, and kissed Troy with all the emotion she had, raising her hands to his hair, running her fingers through his hair idly, not quite realizing what she was doing.
He kissed back, and dropped his hands to her waist, and pulled her into him, off of the lockers.
As they kept themselves connected at the mouth, they turned, so Troy was against the lockers, and Gabriella was pushing him into them as she deepened the kiss, her hands on his shoulders, still pouring all her lust into it.
Finally they broke for air, breathing heavily and grinning at each other.
"Well fine. You do give better kisses than me." Troy admitted, running a hand through his hair.
"WHAT THE HELL?" A voice yelled, and Brian came into view.
"Brian!" Gabriella shrieked, and backed away from Troy.
"Were you kissing this...thing?" Brian asked angrily, shoving her into the lockers.
"Don't shove me!" Gabriella yelled, smacking him across the face.
Brian grabbed her wrist and twisted it behind her back, forcing her to her knees.
Troy had been in a daze, and suddenly collapsed from the weight of the pregnancy suit. (I don't remember how much it weighs, it's on the web page from the link in my profile I think. But let's just say it's heavy enough for him to collapse if he suddenly found himself exhausted.)
Troy fell, and hit his head on the floor, blacking out, but not before Chad appeared in the hallway, screaming "You kissed MONTEZ?"
Suddenly for Troy, everything went black.
Chad looked over, and saw Brian forcing Gabriella to her knees.
"Let me up you stupid little-" She hissed, but was cut off by a slap from Brian.
"You don't cheat on me! I love you! You can't cheat on me!" Brian yelled.
The screaming and yelling drew a crowd, but no teachers had appeared yet.
Cheerleaders were being restrained by their boyfriends, who whispered, "Don't get involved with it."
"But he's hurting her!" They protested.
"No, let's just...go." The guys said, and walked their girlfriends away. (No one other than Chad, Taylor, and Brian know that Gabriella and Troy kissed.)
Chad and Taylor were whispering furiously to each other.
"Why would he kiss her?" Chad demanded in a low voice.
"Gabriella and Bolton? I don't know! Why would she not slap him?" Taylor shot back.
"How should I know? Oh shit we have to get Troy away from Brian..." Chad hissed, and he and Taylor dragged Troy off to the far lockers. (OK, you're probably wondering why Taylor and Chad are sort of getting along...all will be explained later.)
The crowd dispersed when they saw it wasn't a Bolton-Montez 'smack-down,' but only a guy freaking out at his girlfriend...who happened to be Montez.
Gabriella suddenly kicked Brian in the knee, and he lost his grip on her.
She rose, and scurried away from him, hiding behind Chad.
"Alright, I know you don't particularly like me, but please, just get Brian to go away." Gabriella begged him.
"Alright, but only because you're probably going to end up with my best friend." Chad muttered back to her.
"Thanks Danforth." Gabriella said with a grin.
"Look Brian, just go away! Gabriella and you are over! Get over it! You've been over! She wasn't cheating on you!" Chad yelled, shoving Brian into the lockers.
"Chad, don't get violent!" Taylor said in a worried voice.
"Since when did you care about 'Chad'?" Gabriella asked with a smirk.
"Since we got partnered up on the same project as you and your new frenching partner Bolton." Taylor hissed a bit hurt that Gabriella didn't tell her.
"Look, I didn't want you to freak out about me suddenly liking him." Gabriella tried to convince her.
"I'll forgive you if you tell me everything. You like him?" Taylor asked, shocked.
"Deal." Gabriella and Taylor hugged. "And yes, I think I really do like him."
"Gabriella, we're not really over are we?" Brian begged, looking over at her suddenly.
"Brian, we've been over. Don't talk to me again." Gabriella snapped, and felt a bit guilty when Brian walked off down the hall sadly.
"Where's Troy?" Gabriella's eyes widened as she realized he was gone.
"Don't worry, we moved him." Chad said, grinning.
"Oh alright."
The hallway was empty, except for Gabriella, Taylor and Chad.
Troy had woken up, remembered what had happened, and went around a back way to sneak up on Gabriella.
He saw them up ahead, so he walked silently up behind them, before putting his hands on Gabriella's waist, spinning her around, and pulling her into a deep kiss.
Gabriella almost screamed, but she realized it was Troy, and she wrapped her arms around his neck, as she pushed him up against a near-by locker.
"Be careful of the baby!" Taylor said sarcastically, watching her best friend make out with Bolton.
"Oh, Kitten, she's right...we can't get too intimate...we have to think of the baby." Troy said, grinning, placing Gabriella's hands on his stomach.
"Oh darn." Gabriella's face fell, and she perked up suddenly.
"At least we can kiss often." She murmured, and kissed his cheek before running off down the hall.
"Where are you going?" Troy called.
"I have a physics class to get to on time!" She called back, and blew him a kiss, laughing.
OK, so it was kinda short. Ish. Not really. Average length I guess. But that's only because I'm about to paint my toes and watch RENT. I love that movie! Oh, and advertising clip of the day: If you like RENT, and HSM, you could check out: Take Me Baby or Leave Me, by vartangerine16. Even if you don't like slash (Chyan) or femslash (Taypay) check out the awesome Troyella! Or you could check out my one-shot, titled Seasons of Love. I don't think it's my best work. But please, do tell me what you think!