Epp! Sorry it took me a while to update! I know! I'm a horrable person... -.-

Don't kill me...

Anywho...

Disclamer: If I did... Just... Dude... I'm so twisted that... Gah! The show won't even be Naruto! It would probably be Pocky or something random!

Warning[Yes. I feel the need to do this today. Spoilers on Leader-sama's identidy. Oh, and excuse of OOCness...

Itachi looked at Kisame with wide eyes. "Please." He said quietly, sounding desperate. Kisame shook his head.

"He's annoying. Trust me. I know. But I'm not going to allow you to bash your head into a wall." Kisame stated simply. He could almost hear Itachi's screaming thoughts of anger.

"Then can I-" Itachi began to ask, only to be cut off by Kisame again.

"No." he said as he crossed his arms across his chest. "You can't kill Deidara." He said with an annoyed expression. The two had had this conversation three times prior to this. Itachi sighed. "After all, if you did, what would be the purpose of me being here in the first place?" He added, resulting in an ice-cold glare. "You said that's the reason you wanted me to stay with the two of you. I'm going to keep thinking that unless you say you had something else in mind…" Kisame's smirk was almost heard.

Itachi's head snapped back towards the blue skinned male. "Pervert. Go find some random dolphin… Or whatever it is that you like…" He said completely seriously and rudely. Kisame sweat dropped. "Besides, you know how I feel about-" he said, being cut off again. He was really starting to get annoyed by his partner.

"Yeah, yeah… I think that everyone except Deidara knows that you're basically in love with Deidara. I think that even Sasori knew." He said quietly, knowing that he probably just pushed the Uchiha a bit too far.

"I don't doubt that he did know…" the leaf ninja said quietly, sounding rather calm to his partner's surprise. Why do you think it's killing me that he won't just accept Sasori's death?" he said, looking at the ground. Just then Deidara flew into the room.

"Itachi-san! Kisame-kun! Where is everyone, un? I know you're going to say Sasori's dead, and he isn't. But you can't honestly think that I'll believe that everyone in Akatsuki was killed overnight, un." He said loudly. Itachi rubbed his temples. Why he liked this man was beyond him, they were as different as day and night. He figured that that was why; because opposites are supposed to attract.

Kisame sighed. "Their all on missions… Pein-sama (A/N: Pein has recently been revealed as the leader's name) said that we should stay here and…" he said as he tried to think up a reason for the tree to stay behind. "Make sure that the hide out… stays clean…" He said finally. "Yeah! That's why we're here!"

Itachi looked at him silently. The shark-man shut his mouth instantly.

The blonde was silent for a moment as he looked between the two. "Alright…" he said. He watched them for a moment more. "Something seems awkward between you two, un…" he said quietly. He tried to think of what it was. Kisame was worried that he would figure out that Itachi liked Deidara, while the Uchiha had no clue what he meant. All he did was glare at his partner and not say a word. You could tell by the blonde's expression change when he finally had that light bulb moment. "Did you two fuck, un?" He asked rather loudly as he tilted his head to the side.

Itachi looked at the bomb artist with disbelief. He couldn't find anything to say, he was disgusted merely at the thought. Kisame looked at the ground. "No we didn't do that, Deidara…" He muttered. "Unfortunately…" he muttered under his breath. He thought that nobody would have been able to hear that last part, but Itachi suddenly felt the urge to puke.

Deidara shrugged. "Whatever…" he said quietly. He looked at Itachi and noticed the ninja's normally tan skin going pale. "Something wrong, Itachi-san?" He asked the raven-haired ninja with utter concern.

Itachi nodded. "I'm fine. But if either of you two needs me, I'm going to go throw up…" he said as he exited the room. Deidara watched him leave.

"What's with Mister Gloom and Doom, un?" he asked Kisame, pointing his thumb to the direction that Itachi left in.

The shark man shrugged. "He's creped out at the thought of sleeping with me." He answered simply. In his mind, he continued to address Deidara by 'Bomb Boy' every time he had a new thing to say. "Why did you just call him Mister Gloom and Doom?" he asked the artist curiously.

"Well, he's gloomy, and always treats his victims in a way that makes them want to die before he actually kills them, un." Deidara said simply as he leaned against a wall.

Kisame nodded. "What would you think if some one called you 'Bomb Boy?'" he wondered out loud. He could see a sneer forming on Deidara's face.

"Let me answer that in a simple way, un." He said as he began to mess with some clay in his hands. "If I find out you're calling me that when I can't hear you," he opened his palm, exposing a clay spider, "then… You might just wake up to find yourself in your own blood, un." He said simply, watching Kisame carefully for a reaction.

The other man tried to avoid Deidara's eyes. "Don't worry. I'm not the one calling you that… uh… Hidan is!" he said. It wasn't clear weather he was trying to keep his voice calm or not. If he was, it wasn't working. If he wasn't, then he should have been.

Itachi walked back into the room. He smirked as he looked at Kisame, returning to where he had been sitting. "He's a liar Deidara. He's been calling you that since you joined Akatsuki." Kisame glared at Itachi as he sat down.

"Well then… Since I know that Itachi-san's at least right on the part about being a liar, art is a bang, yeah?" he said with a smirk. Kisame stood.

"Well if that's how it's going to be, I'll be in the other room." He said as he walked towards the door. He suddenly decided that if he was already being threatened to be killed, he might as well raise the stakes. "Oh, and one more thing, Deidara. Itachi's in love with you." He said just before he left the room.

It took all of Itachi's mental strength to not go running after Kisame and kill him right then. And because he had to focus on not doing that, he had forgotten to fight back the blush that began to swarm across his cheeks. Deidara looked at Itachi, who had hidden his blush by looking at the ground, his hair hanging over his face.

"Itachi-san? Is that true, un?" He asked quietly. Itachi quickly buried the blush and shook his head.

"Of course that isn't true. And even if I did, you have Sasori, right?" He asked, mentally screaming at himself, something about not encouraging the blonde's behavior. He stood up instantly. "I hate to abandon you like this, but maybe you could go look for Sasori or something… I need to go beat some sense into Jaws…" he added as he cracked his knuckles. No one seemed to know that they all had a nickname for everyone, but they didn't really care until they figured out what it was that they were called.

Deidara nodded. "I haven't spoken to him at all today… I'll go do that now, UN!" Deidara said with a smile. "Have fun with the Piranha!" He said as he ran out of the room, calling out Sasori's name.

"The piranha?" Itachi asked himself as Deidara ran off. He sighed and walked to the room that he knew Kisame would be hiding in.

-le gasp- What is Itachi going to do to Kisame? Did Deidara belive Itachi denying his true feelings? next chapter loves!

Itachi: No seriously. The paranha?

Me: Well sorry! I don't know Kisame's character well enough to come up with a buch of cool nick names for him!

Itachi: Still...

Me: Shove it...

Deidara: I still don't like being called Bomb Boy...

Me: It's late. Both of you. Sleep. NOW