Ahh, Chapter 3, the last of the short chapters. I know I could have included the first few parts of next chapter into this one, but it just fits over there better. Now for those that are wondering, yes, this story is only five chapters long as per the unofficial contest that the story was created under. Like always, at the end of the last chapter you can give suggestions as to what I could do to continue in a sequel in your review. As you can see I can write decent stories, but I need a concept to write about since I'm running low on my own ideas.
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Chapter 3 – Overwhelming Desires
(Still 15 days without Ramen)
Tsunade was sitting in a chair across the room from where Naruto was still out, lying on the hospital bed. After a few more minutes Anko arrived as Tsunade requested but was stumped as to why she was called into Naruto's room.
"Excuse me Hokage-sama, but why did you request my presence?" The sexy purple haired jonin asked.
"There is something I wish to test and you are the perfect choice."
"Why would you say that?"
"Well, I'm guessing you have more experience with dealing with men's advances than I do."
"What does that have to do about anything?" she demanded rudely while crossing her arm over her chest.
"I believe our knucklehead over there is going to be heavily aroused around women, more so than a normal person, and I wanted to test how bad it will be before I allow him out into public. Since you are dressed to excite any man, and are used to those advances, I asked you here." Tsunade informed.
"So what should I be expecting?"
"I'd say Jiraiya, times five." Anko's eyes widened in amazement.
"You have got to be kidding me?"
"I wish I was, apparently his ramen blocks testosterone and a few other hormones and the Kyuubi increased the output of them to combat the blockage to give him a mostly normal life. We have guessed that is the reason Naruto hasn't had any female relationships in his life. He just didn't have the reaction to women most others have."
"So you want me to stand here looking sexy for him, within his reach, and wait for him to wake up and see his reaction?"
"That's about it, will you do this mission?" Tsunade asked, giving her every opportunity to refuse.
"Sure, I probably would have been kicking men's asses in the bar anyways, but you're buying a few rounds later."
"Done. If my calculations are correct, he should be waking at anytime." Anko nodded and walked over to the bed and stared at Naruto lying there. He started to stir before his eyelids fluttered open and started surveying the room. After a few moments he saw Tsunade standing on one side with her jacket missing giving an all too clear view of her cleavage and Anko standing on the other side in her usual fishnet shirt and jacket that was left open which barely covered her nipple area. Naruto looked from one chest and back to the other with eyes wide.
"Baa-chan, what the hell? Something doesn't feel right." He said reluctantly, and a bit scared at the new sensations.
"Explain for us." Anko coaxed as she put her hands on her hips causing her jacket to be held open which allowed a perfect view of her entire form, but the fishnet shirt still kept her actual flesh covered. Naruto stared at her body, not even paying attention anything else in the room. Anko actually had a smirk on her face as she saw the sheet on the bed start to tent as he was clearly enjoying what he was seeing.
"Ahh, what the hell?" Naruto shouted as he yanked the pillow out from behind him and tried covering himself with a blush on his face. "What is going on baa-chan?"
"You don't know?" Tsunade asked, apparently surprised greatly.
"Why the hell would I? I have never felt like this. What type of experiment are you running?"
"No experiment. Are you saying that you haven't had a, uh, reaction like that before?" Tsunade asked while writing things down on her clipboard.
"Not that I can remember, what's wrong with me?"
"Nothing that I can see. It seems like everything works properly." Anko cooed as she stepped within a few inches of the bed before leaning over his body giving him a better look at hers. She was having a bit too much fun as she was laying the sexual advances on thick. Without knowing why, Naruto reached out and grabbed her breasts and pulled her off balance causing her to fall on top of him. With a battle cry, Anko smacked him across the face and regained her composure.
"You're supposed to look not touch." She commanded harshly. "You're lucky Tsunade-sama took my weapons away or you probably would have been dead by now."
"Sorry, I don't understand. Someone tell me what the hell is going on! Why did I just grab someone that could kill me in my sleep? And why do I feel funny when I look at women's chests all of the sudden?" Naruto demanded, almost jumping to his feet on his bed in his rant. Tsunade noticed his eyes were not normal but had slits for pupils and knew he was getting angered at the situation and had to stop before things got out of hand since in his state, even the slightest bit of anger could set him off.
"Calm down, I will explain everything that we can figure at this point, but you need to answer the question posed earlier. What did you feel like before you grabbed Anko?" Naruto looked to Tsunade, ashamed of his actions, and tried to answer her question.
"Well, I, um y-you see it was, uh. Damn it! Baa-chan, put your jacket on or something I'm stuttering worse than Hinata with your chest like that, I can't concentrate!" Tsunade grinned at his embarrassment and stood from her seat.
"I was wondering when you would be like a normal guy. Hell, even Konohamaru gets distracted every so often." Tsunade commented while she grabbed for her jacket. After covering a good portion of herself she returned to the bed side. "Better?"
"Yeah, thanks."
"Now that question from earlier." She reminded.
"Damn, hoping you'd forget." Letting out a disappointed sigh he gave in to the request. "Well, to start off with, Anko is much hotter than I remember but also seems the same, anyways, when she showed herself like that I felt funny uh, down there but when she got closer I could see all the differences in her skin under her shirt and had an overwhelming feeling to grab a hold of them. I don't know where it came from but my hands almost acted on their own. It was weird, almost like being controlled by Shikamaru's shadows."
"Any other feelings?"
"Damn," he cursed again, not wanting to share more detail that could get him killed. "it wasn't as strong, but there was also an urge to, um, rip her pants off." Naruto cringed and closed his eyes expecting to be smacked again, but fell nothing and reopened his eyes to Anko standing by the window with her arms crossed smirking.
"Alright that should be enough. Now I think you should know what is affecting you. It's your ramen." Tsunade told him.
"Huh? What about ramen?" He asked, perplexed that ramen was involved.
"The ingredients used in making your precious food have actually been hindering your natural growth. Hormones, that aide in the development of males, were getting blocked by something in your ramen. If it wasn't for the Kyuubi you would still be under five feet tall and not matured in the least, but it has managed to increase the hormones to allow you to mature normally, except in the sexual area. I always wondered how you weren't affected by your sexy jutsu and now it is answered, you weren't actually physically attracted to women yet."
"What do you mean? I was attracted to women."
"Maybe in a ten year old point of view, but when you hit 15 or so you start desiring more physical interaction with women including the want for sex. What you experienced today was the result of not having your hormones restricted and your body trying to catch up with your age." Naruto looked at her disbelievingly, but realized she wouldn't lie to him just to see him suffer, so there must be truth to it.
"So what you are saying is that I might continue trying to grope any good looking girl I come across?"
"Probably, also these very same hormones have given you a much shorter fuse on your temper. Basically you can lose control of Kyuubi's chakra easily. You even hospitalized Lee when you lost consciousness and the chakra took over during your little spar." Naruto gazed downward, now knowing that he yet again injured a friend and wasn't able to keep in control.
"Great, so should I just go into hiding and not come out until it changes?" He asked sadly.
"I don't think that would be healthy. It may be the safest for your anger management, but your sexual energies need an outlet somehow. If that isn't taken care of you may end up doing something to a female you would never do and regret it horribly. That and I have no idea how to fix that part yet."
"Just wonderful, I'm now a raging lunatic that may end up raping an innocent girl because ramen was the only thing I could afford to eat. What are my options to fix this sexual stuff? There has to be a painless way for everyone."
"Sure there is, sex." Anko spoke out. "Since you desire a woman's body, masturbation won't be sufficient and you'll need to have sex with a woman to make your desires subside to a manageable point."
"Oh sure that'll be easy. What do I do just go out and walk up to a girl, Hey you need to have sex with me or I might end up raping you if you don't. That surely won't work"
"No that definitely won't work" Tsunade cut in, "besides, if that was the best way to approach it, I'd guess you would need to have sex every other, if not every day for the next two months or until your hormones stabilize. The best approach would be to lay low and try to hold out until I can find something to help."
"And what if you can't find anything to help?" Tsunade sighed and rubbed her temples in exasperation.
"Then you'd have to find someone to voluntarily have sex with you or suffer horribly being locked away from people." She told him regrettably.
"I have an idea." Anko piped up. "You could always make it a b ranked mission for protection of the village and I'd screw him everyday for the next two months."
"What?! You'd do that?" Naruto asked incredulously. "Not that I wouldn't mind having sex with an older woman as hot as you, but neither I nor the village can afford a B ranked mission for that and I'd like my first time to mean something, but I could overlook that want if I truly had to."
"That is a noble offer Anko, I guess, but unfortunately I agree with Naruto on that, it just isn't feasible to pay that type of money. And even if we did, I wouldn't allow it since it would make me feel like a pimp. Naruto, you are free to leave since your injuries are healed but I suggest avoiding all female contact. I hope to have an idea on how to fix this tomorrow."
"Sure baa-chan, but maybe you could work on a plan B or something. Maybe reserve a cell for me and lock me up until I come out of it."
"Well that is an option, but not a very safe one for your mind. I'll come by tomorrow so you don't have to travel the village to avoid conflict. We can discuss it then along with the possibility of fixing this some other way." Tsunade stood up from the chair she was sitting in and tossed him his clothes from the closet before walking out of the room with Anko following. After they left, Naruto got up and got rid of the flimsy hospital gown and grabbed his boxers only for the door to open and Anko to poke her head through.
"Hey, a little privacy!" Naruto screamed while trying to cover his equipment that she clearly caught a good glimpse of.
"If you change your mind on that other deal, feel free to find me." With a wink to the embarrassed shinobi, Anko left again.
"Stupid crazy jonin." Naruto mumbled as he threw on all his clothes. Deciding not to take any chances, Naruto snuck out the window of the hospital and ran as fast as he could across the rooftops and landed at his apartment.
"Home at last, at least I'll be safe here, no girls visit me anyways." Letting out a slightly depressed sigh, Naruto entered his lowly little apartment and locked the door behind him. Since it was already about five at night, he decided it was best to sleep the rest of the day away and hope tomorrow goes better, but Naruto's night definitely didn't go how he planned for it to, not a moments of peace was found, not at all.
(Enter dream sequence)
Naruto was sitting in his usual stool in Ichiraku's eating his usual ramen and talking to the old man running it when Anko stepped into the shop causing him to divert his attention her way...
"Mmm, I always liked how ramen feels." She commented sexily. Before he knew it she grabbed the bowl in front of him and lied down before pouring his ramen all over her now naked body while Sakura, Ino and Tenten suddenly were there, fully undressed, busy trying to lick up the liquid off of her before it reached the ground. Naruto looked around and noticed old man Ichiraku wasn't there anymore and turned back to the spectacle of where his ramen went, easily enjoying the display. What really excited him was when Ayame arrived, completely naked, with another bowl of ramen and poured it out on Anko's stomach before joining in. Naruto could see the warm broth trickle down through Anko's short purple curls before Tenten put her face between Anko's legs blocking his view of where it was headed. He was suddenly snapped from his show by a gentle tap on his shoulder and was silently relieved to find a fully clothed Hinata standing before him with a large bowl of ramen in her hands.
"H-hello Naruto-kun. Do y-you want more r-ramen?" She asked with a blush forming on her face.
"I sure do Hinata! Thanks." Naruto reached out to take the bowl when she moved it to the side to keep it away from him with a giggle.
"You c-can have it under one c-condition." She told him while cutely holding up one finger in the air.
"Yeah, ok Hinata, What is it?" He asked impatiently, wanting to get his hands on the ramen.
"C-come and get it." With a big smile and a massive blush, Hinata pulled out the waistband of her pants and poured the contents of the bowl into them. Naruto could see the crotch of her pants get soaked from the ramen and couldn't explain the feeling he was having when she spoke to him again. "What are you w-waiting for Naruto-kun, come try s-some of m-my ramen."
(End dream sequence)
Naruto woke in a frantic sweat and noticed, between sweating, and something else, his sheets needed to be change along with his boxers. "What the hell was that?!" He screamed to himself before jumping out of bed and headed to take a late night shower, a cold late night shower. After cooling off in the shower he returned to his room and fixed up the bed again before flopping down on his back to reflect on his dream.
"Well one thing is for sure, I am very hungry for ramen now." He muttered to himself before finding fatigue consume him into another interesting dream.
(16 Days without ramen)
Naruto woke the next morning and was glad to see he didn't have results like when he woke up in the middle of the night. After throwing on some clothes and the usual morning routines, Naruto flopped down on the sofa since he still didn't have food for breakfast and waited for Tsunade's arrival.
"Hey brat open up." Tsunade's voice rang out through the door. Naruto quickly got up and ran over to the door and opened it for her.
"Hey baa-chan, any news?" Tsunade entered the apartment without answering his question and sat a box on the table before sitting in his warn out couch.
"Well I have some more to tell you. I wasn't completely forthcoming with everything yesterday." Naruto saw her sad look on her face and knew it wasn't good news she brought. "I was aware of your situation earlier than I led on. All those blood tests gave me the information I needed and the meals prepared at the Hokage Estate contained experimental drugs I made to suppress the hormones, but they weren't effective in the least. No one ever wants to look for a way to lower testosterone so there isn't anything to find on it for research."
"Alright, enough of the fancy talk, what am I faced with?" Naruto demanded to know since it was literally his life they were talking about.
"I have no way to suppress any of it. It is up to you with how you want to proceed, but I strongly urge you to not choose to be locked up for a few months. I hope you can find a way to control this in a normal way."
"So I'm on my own?" Seeing Tsunade nod in agreement, he flopped down on a chair by his table. "Well, I think I can survive as long as I don't see any women which is easy for me, so I'll give it a try. If it comes down to it, keep a cell ready for me."
"You can do this Naruto. If you have proven only one thing in the past, it is that you can overcome many impossible obstacles. I see no difference here. I'll keep sending you food so you don't have any chances of run ins. Good luck."
"Thanks, I'll be needing it after last night."
"What about last night?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Just a dream involving some kunoichi and ramen, nothing much." He replied as he practically shoved her out the door. "This is going to be a long few months." He muttered with a blush after she was gone.
(20 days without ramen)
Naruto's self control was really running thin by about day 4 of being locked up in his apartment. Running on little sleep due to the constant dreams of naked women keeping him awake, he was getting very irritable as well. Unfortunately some of his frustrations were taken out in the apartment and now there wasn't a table to sit at, just splinters, and a few more fist sized holes to redecorate the walls. Even better is that he talked to himself more often than before.
"I see what baa-chan was talking about this not being healthy, this is driving me crazy!" He yelled to himself as he continued pacing through the rooms in his apartment. A knock at the door caused him to stop his pacing. "Who is it?" he called out hoping Tsunade figured something out as he threw on some shorts over his boxers and added a tank top to it.
"It's Sakura, open up!"
"Hell no! Just get out of here Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled back, not wanting a girl that he knew he found attractive anywhere near him. Sakura, of course, wouldn't stand for the brushing off from another team member and was getting pissed that he would push her away when something was clearly wrong.
"Naruto! You open this door right now, or I'm going to bust it down myself and kick your ass!"
"Great, now either I answer the door and have a girl in my apartment, or I don't answer the door and have a pissed girl in my apartment, tough choice." Naruto sighed as he walked to the door and held it open for her.
"Took you long enough." Sakura commented as she stepped into the apartment without an official invitation. Naruto shut the door and made sure to stay out of arm's reach of the pink haired girl that was now eyeing all the damage in the room.
"What do you want Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked with irritation evident in his voice. Sakura just looked at him for a moment before dashing forward and grabbing him in a huge hug.
"I was worried about you. I don't know what I'd do without my last teammate. After your fight with Lee, I though even you might be damaged too much." Sakura continued her hug on the surprised Naruto, but he soon relaxed and returned the embrace.
'So soft and warm, I like this.' Naruto's hands were resting at the small of her back when he unknowingly let them drop a few more inches to the top of her ass. Before Sakura could react to this, Naruto gave her bottom a firm squeeze.
"Naruto." Sakura growled through gritted teeth. He gave her a few more squeezes before he actually figured out what was going on, but it was too late for him.
"Damn it." He whined before jumping back from an enraged medic nin with insane strength.
"Oh I'm going to kill you perv!" Naruto didn't even see her put the gloves on her hands before she was charging him to end his life. After a quick survey of the room he quickly dove, head first, through the glass of the closest window and crashed hard on the ground three stories below as Sakura's punch blasted off one of his walls.
"Shit!" Naruto didn't even bother to check if she was giving chase before he was running at top speed in an unusual pattern across the village to impede her tracking if she were to do so. Once he came across a seemingly empty training area, Naruto sat under a tree to catch his breath from the frantic run.
"What brings you out here?" Naruto instantly jumped to his feet to defend himself when Tenten started giggling at his jumpy actions. Naruto looked and saw the usually tomboyish girl dressed in nothing but a tank top covering a sports bra and spandex shorts. This was definitely a woman.
"Oh sorry Tenten, I'll be leaving now." He quickly said as he turned to leave.
"Hey wait." She called out as she grabbed his arm to keep him from leaving. "I was wondering…" She started out with a faint blush on her face. "Could you show me your abs?"
"What for?" He wondered with a bit of curiosity.
"Well, I like seeing firm abs." she replied shyly. Naruto knew it wasn't going to be a good idea, but it seemed his better judgment was out the window as well.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Tenten nodded with a giggle and didn't wait for Naruto to lift his shirt up and did it for him. She hooked her left thumb under the hem of the shirt and pulled it straight up and placed her hand on his right shoulder still holding the shirt. She let her right hand trace over his well formed six pack slowly taking in the soft feel of his skin. Placing her palm on his chest, she rubbed down the center of his abs with a satisfied and nearly wanting smile on her face.
"Nice." She complimented as she let go of his shirt and let it flop down over him again. "Your turn, a deal is a deal." She told him with a slight blush still on her face. Naruto nodded and placed his hands on each side of her waist to grip her shirt. He lifted it up and rested the shirt above her breasts so the shirt would be held there while he looked at her abs. He only got his eyes to about her chest when he saw her nipples pushing out on her sports bra. Using all the will inside him, Naruto forced his gaze lower. Stepping to the side of her a bit for a closer look, Naruto placed his hand on her firm flat stomach and glided downwards for a bit, but then noticed his hand didn't stop like planned and ran straight down the front of her shorts to a very hot and damp place.
"What the hell you impatient bastard!" Tenten screamed as she forcefully pulled away from him. She stood there panting, trying to compose herself from a touch that she didn't want, but yet still enjoyed somehow.
"Sorry Tenten, I didn't…" She cut off his pleading with drawing out a weapons scroll. "Oh shit."
"Shit indeed, to think I may have considered having sex with you if you didn't spoil the moment with going for a quick feel, now, you're mine."
"Damn it why me!?!" Naruto screamed as he took of quickly while trying to dodge the thousands of kunai, shuriken and many other sharp pointy things. Using the same tactic as before, he managed to loose her, but this time he had to resort to using clones as a decoy. Like the rest of his luck, Naruto unknowingly flopped down in the lush grass of an area owned by the Yamanaka clan.
"What are you doing here?" Ino asked as she hovered over him wearing a bikini held to her body by only very small strings.
"Oh, shit, get away from me!" Naruto started trying to back up while lying on the ground, but Ino stopped that by standing on his foot.
"That is no way to talk to a friend that you just trespassed on her land uninvited." She berated him. Naruto wasn't listening though as his eyes were busy gazing up her thin slender legs to the skimpy bikini bottoms that he was almost sure wasn't covering some of her intimate parts well enough and up further passed her flat stomach and small but perky breasts complete with bumps showing the size of her nipples through the thin material.
"Ino, could you please GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" He shouted with a blush on his cheeks, Ino, of course, noticed this and smiled sexily.
"Oh am I embarrassing the one person that doesn't get affected by his own perverted jutsu?" She breathed in a sexy manner as she got even closer to him. Naruto then noticed a kunai actually was stuck in his shoulder from Tenten's attacks and yanked it out to hold in front of him defensively.
"Please just stay back." He pleaded shakily with the kunai in his hand.
"Relax, I'm not going to hurt you. What would you actually do to me anyways?" Ino leaned over to help him up, but in a flash of speed Naruto cut all the strings of her bikini causing them to fall to the ground leaving her completely naked in front of him. Naruto's eyes went wide at the new show and could really only form one sentence.
"That is sooo hot." Naruto commented with a grin as he looked over her well kept, slender, naturally blonde body. Ino stood there for a few moments in shock until she noticed he was staring at her in a different way. She then realized she was stark naked in front of a guy she had to admit grew up to have quite the manly appearance, but that got shunted away from her mind instantly with the nakedness. She took a few steps back to her chair and threw on her shorts and shirt she had for walking through town while Naruto watched with interest until she turned to him with fire in her eyes.
"I am going to melt your brain into soup you little perv!" Naruto immediately snapped out of his perverted trance at the feel of the intent to kill coming at him.
"SHIIIIIIIT!!!!" Naruto dropped the kunai and took off running again, bouncing off walls of buildings and down through holes in fences and under porches before Ino wasn't sensed behind him. "I can't take much more of this!" Naruto shouted while walking into the local park.
"Can't t-take much m-more of w-what?"
"Damn, shit damn!!!!!" He cried out hearing Hinata standing behind him.
(Notes) Alright, if you didn't laugh or at least smile once in this chapter, then something is wrong with you. Again, thank you for showing up, and I hope you enjoyed it. Next Chapter I'll try to get out on the weekend, probably, since it is much longer than this one to edit through and I might not make a friday release, but who knows. Also, be sure to leave a review for me...Later