Disclaimer: I can't think of anything smart ass like to say, so just know that I don't own Tsubasa.
Yeah. this one is Syaoran's. There's a bit of a spoiler but I wont tell you what it is so that you can't find out and it doesn't really ruin it.
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Voice- Syaoran, Syaoran, Syaoran… He doesn't know his left from his right.
Syaoran- Umm. I do know my left from my right. Please don't tell lies about me.
Voice- Syaoran, Syaoran, Syaoran…He's really a clone…
Syaoran- Okay, I guess that much is true.
Voice- Who's real name is Shirley.
Syaoran- Okay my name is not Shirley!!! My name is Syaoran!!! Are you n drugs or something?!
Voice- Syaoran, Syaoran, Syaoran…He wears goggles because he thinks they will help him pick up hot chicks!
Syaoran- I like goggles! They come handy sometimes! The fan girls love them!
Voice- Yeah right!
Syaoran- Why don't you just ask them! Fan girl love the goggles!
Voice- I wonder? Oh well. Syaoran, Syaoran, Syaoran…He's not is not a rapist!
Syaoran- Hey! Tell the truth!
Voice-So you are a rapist?
Syaoran- What! You tricked me! I most certainly not a rapist! Don't believe him he's a liar!
Voice- Now you know Syaoran, the boy who doesn't know his left from his right, is a clone named Shirley, likes to wear goggles to pick up girls, and is a rapist.
Syaoran- Hey!!! they know nothing about me! Kurogane-san was right you are a drunken, high, idiot! All those were lies! Well, except for the clone part, but my name is not Shirley! And I am definitely not a rapist!!!
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Poor Syaoran. We need to find out who this know your stars guy is before he hurts anyone else.
Here's the deal! You guys need to give me some ideas and you guys get to decide who goes next! Fai, Mokona, or Sakura? Which one will it be? You have to vote!