Disclaimer: Tsubasa isn't mine. Nor is the voice. I just hired him.

Fai.

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Voice: Fai, Fai, Fai…He is George W. Bush in disguise.

Fai: No. I'm sorry, but I'm not the president of the United States.

Voice: Fai, Fai, Fai…He once ran his grandmother over in a golf cart.

Fai: I never knew my grandmother. And even if I did, I wouldn't run her over with a golf cart.

Voice: The reason you don't know her is because you locked her in a closet.

Fai: Hold up. You just said that I ran over my grandmother with a golf cart.

Voice: You ran your grandmother over in a golf cart? What kind of a sick person are you?

Fai: I never ran my grandmother over in a golf cart! I was trying to say that you said that I ran over my grandmother in a golf cart, I said that I didn't, then you said that I locked her in a closet, and I said that you had said that I had ran her over in a golf cart, when I have not locked my grandmother in a closet or run her over in a golf cart!

Voice: I see. So your point is?

Fai: I never locked my grandmother in a closet or ran her over in a golf cart!

Voice: Oh yeah? Well than how do you explain this?

A TV screen shows a monster truck running over an RV.

Fai: One, that is not a golf cart, two that is not my or any one else's grandmother, that is an RV.

Voice: Fai, Fai, Fai…He's Abraham Lincoln.

Fai: No. I'm not the president of the United States during the Civil war.

Voice: Fai, Fai, Fai…He's Vladimir Putin.

Fai: I am not the president of Russia!

Voice: Fai, Fai, Fai…He's emperor Caesar.

Fai: I'm not the emperor or Rome! Or…Was or whatever.

Voice: Fai, Fai, Fai… He's-

Fai: I am not anyone with in the course of world history!

Voice: He's secretly seeing Amaterasu-Sun-Goddess even when he's with Kurogane.

Fai: I am not seeing the author! And I'm friends with Kurorin not his lover! And I'm going to tell the author you added her into this!

Voice: Amaterasu doesn't scare me!

Fai: Well…You…She, I'm going to sue you!

Fai rushed out of the room.

Voice: Now you know, Fai, the man who is the current president of the U.S, ran his grandmother over in a golf cart, is really Abraham Lincoln, Vladimir Putin, and Emperor Caesar and is in love with the author.

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Okay...I know, OOC. But Please Sakura's will be better. We might even have a guest. I'll up date soon!

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