Disclaimer: Tsubasa isn't mine.
It's Sakura's turn in the hot seat!
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Voice: Sakura, Sakura, Sakura…Her voice in the English version of the Tsubasa anime is high pitched a squeaky.
Sakura: W…Wait. I don't think my voice is high pitched or squeaky. And what's an anime?
Voice: Sakura, Sakura, Sakura…She's been dating Ryan Seacrest for ten years.
Sakura: Excuse me…I don't know any Ryan Seacrest. So I don't think I could be dating one.
Voice: Or can you? you don't have all your memories back yet, for all you know you could be married to him.
Sakura: Oh no! you could be right! If I am married, then my husband is probably wondering where I am!
Voice: Sakura, Sakura, Sakura…She's an escaped convict from Alcatraz.
Sakura: Some how, I don't think that's true.
Voice: You don't have all your memories yet.
Sakura: Oh my gosh! Maybe I should turn myself into the police!
Voice: Sakura, Sakura, Sakura…She thinks Syaoran is a suicidal bleeding heart!
Sakura: I don't think that about Syaoran-kun! He's kind and caring, and sweet and…
Voice: A suicidal bleeding heart!
Sakura: I think this interview is over.
Voice: Now you know, Sakura the girl who has a high pitched voice, is married to Ryan Seacrest and doesn't know it, is an escaped convict, and thinks that Syaoran is a suicidal bleeding heart.
Sakura: I don't think any of those things are true!
Voice: But you still don't have all your memories.
Sakura: Yeah but…I still don't know how they could be true.
Voice: Oh what do you know!
Sakura: I'm going to tell the others what you said! I'm going to make sure the author hears about this!
Voice: Oh, I'm so scared!
Unbeknownst to all of this…
Amaterasu-Sun-Goddess: Okay, eggs, milk, cereal…I wonder how Sakura-hime's interview is going? Well, I'll go check and…Hey guys.
Fai, Kurogane and Syaoran came up to her with angry looking faces.
Kurogane: Your coming with us.
Amaterasu: I would love to guys but I have to get this shopping done for my…Hey why are you looking at me like that? Put me down! don't you know who your dealing with!
Later…
Fai: Go in there and give that person a piece of our minds.
Amaterasu: And I have to do it because?
Kurogane: Just get in there!
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It will be continued soon. Hope you liked it.
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