Disclaimer: I still don't own Tsubasa.

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Amaterasu: Hello? I'm here on behalf of my clients. Is anyone there?

A bright spot light comes on and shines down upon the unsuspecting author.

Voice: Amaterasu, Amaterasu, Amaterasu…She's really a forty year old man living in his mother's basement.

Amaterasu: Hey! I'm fifteen and of course I live with my mother! But I don't live in her basement! We don't even have one!

Voice: Amaterasu, Amaterasu, Amaterasu…She never finished grade school.

Amaterasu: Listen pal! I finished grade school and I was one of the top kids too! You have no right to be making up lies about me or any one else.

Voice: Amaterasu, Amaterasu, Amaterasu…She's the fourteenth member of Organization Thirteen.

Amaterasu: Regardless of how cool being a member of Organization Thirteen would be. You must be some type of idiot if you think there are fourteen spots in a group that call themselves Organization Thirteen!

Voice: Amaterasu, Amaterasu, Amaterasu…Not only is she a microwave she doubles as a vacuum cleaner.

Amaterasu: I am not a house hold appliance!

Voice: Amaterasu, Amaterasu, Amaterasu…She's available for three easy payments of $19.99.

Amaterasu: WHAT!!! I am not for sale! You can't do that! Why don't you get down here and talk like a man! Or you can just stay hidden like the coward you are!

Voice: Amaterasu, Amaterasu, Amaterasu… She locks innocent pirates in her mother's closet.

Amaterasu: Okay, what the hell is wrong with you?! Innocent pirates? If I wanted to lock pirates up, it would be in the brig.

Voice: You lock up pirates? Who do you think you are? Commodore Norrington (not sure that right).

Amaterasu: I was being hypothetical!!!

Voice: Amaterasu, Amaterasu, Amaterasu…She's the Grinch who stole Christmas!

Amaterasu: I love Christmas! I wouldn't steal it! I've never stolen anything! Let alone Christmas!

Voice: Amaterasu, Amaterasu, Amaterasu…She's stuck in a closet!

Amaterasu: What?! I am not…

The lights went off.

Amaterasu: Hey who turned the lights off? Who are you? What are you…Hey! Put that down! I you better not I…Oh my head! Ug.

Voice: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Outside…

Kurogane: Where the hell could that good for nothing author be doing in there that takes this long?

Sakura: It's been three hours, maybe we should go and check on her?

Fai: I think your right. Amaterasu is a pretty strong girl but I think we might be dealing with a mad man with super natural powers.

Syaoran: I agree, lets go check on her.

Inside…

Kurogane: Hey! You lazy author! Where are you?!

Voice: Amaterasu is not here.

Fai: Then where might we find her?

Voice: You will never find her.

They all run out of the building.

Somewhere…

Amaterasu: Please. I'm claustrophobic.

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Please help me…The Voice wont let me out till we get reviews…And I'm scared.

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