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WARNING: THIS PARODY MAY NOT BE FOUND SUITABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE. MEANING YES, THERE ARE SOME DISTURBING ELEMENTS THAT MAY NOT BE DELIGHTFUL TO READ OR NONETHELESS IMAGINE. NOW… ENJOY! Oh, and MUFFINS AND PANCAKES AND SYRUP.

Note: This Chapter is basically about the odd things that I've noticed about the whole anime…

Chapter 2 –THE MIRACULOUS EVENTS

Alright here we go with the gang again in the well-constructed path that the gang ALWAYS goes through and ALWAYS happens to go where they need to go. Inuyasha always in the lead, with Kagome and her bike, Sango always next to Miroku with an additional large red marks on both sides of his face in the shape of hands. It was clear that Inuyasha and Sango had their hands on him. (They bitch-slapped him, you fools, sick…)

They once again discuss their plans on killing Naraku and his servant, Kagura. It seems they took Kagome's modern treat—the wonderball. The wonderball is a chocolate and a candy that has the small candies inside a chocolate ball. It seems that there was something inside that ball besides candy and the gang is going to take it back.

"Hey, Miroku can you sense anything?" Inuyasha commands.

"Why should I do any favors? He didn't give me any kind of pleasure like he promised… But… what if I did something for him? Yeah… I do…" Miroku stretches his arm and closes his eyes and concentrates… "There is a very large sexual aura surfacing this area…"

"I knew it… I smell sweat and heat. What the hell is going on?"

"Let's check it out," Kagome says. Kagome gets on Inuyasha's back.

"Kagome, what are you doing? Where's that thing that you carry with you all the time?"

"What? My bike? Are you kidding? That thing appears and disappears randomly and my schoolbag does that too."

"Damnit… I can't believe I have to carry a heavy ass skinny girl on me."

"HEY!! I'M BUILT!"

"Yeah whatever you fat hoe."

"LET'S GO, KIRARA!!" Sango yells and Kirara transforms… but… it transforms into a large bag of weed.

"Alright! Miroku, let's go!"

Miroku looks at Inuyasha, "Man… I wanted to ride Inuyasha… His… big manly shoulders and manly back… I'm sick and tired of riding this bag of plants… It makes me sick every time I ride it."

"MIROKU!! COME ON!! AHHH… WHAT'S THAT?" Sango points at the Miroku's robe… There seems to be a stick-like figure poking out…

"Huh? Oh my God! Sorry." Miroku whacks his happiness with his staff and they go on…

They fly and run on to the aura when suddenly… Naraku's demons attack!!

The usual flying catepillar, the one-eyed fuglies… yeah…

Sango and Miroku get off of their bad filled with weed steed laughing and walking around dizzily… Sango then told Kirara to fly around the demons.

The demons then started flying around dizzily.

"Yes… Kirara my weed bag… you are amazing!! Come here I want more of you! Fuck Miroku!" Sango then runs off to meet with her pet…

Then Kagome realizes that she only has one arrow left in her arsenal… she then says, "Oh well… my supply of arrows will magically stock up as usual."

"What the hell is up with that? I can't magically stock up on sperm like that!!" Inuyasha yells at Kagome with anger…

Inuyasha then yells, "AHHH!!" He then farts…

Sango then enters the scene randomly and hollers, "Hiraikotsu!" taking a few demons out.

Then Shippo and Kagome runs like little girls into the forest along with Kirara who is still in the weed form, which you can add and conclude right? Yeah… I thought so… those three get high…

Miroku then of course uses his wind tunnel… except he got a very good feeling from the sucking in of the demons… "AHHH YEAH!!"

Then by the time they finished the fuglies… it was night time… and of course their favorite part of the day—the campfire.

Kagome's bike then appeared again… and her bag… filled with goodies… and they went to sleep.

Yeah… lol so I'm not so sure that this one made any kind of sense but… what ever lol.