The next day, Calvin and Hobbes were packing.

"You'll need less than that, Calvin" Hobbes said.

Calvin has packed video games, the Game Pyramid (A/N: See the C&H Show's season 4 episode), candy, millions of DVDs, the Gamecube, cookies, etc.

"Why?" asked Calvin.

"Most of the stuff you have here the Comics Club has there" Hobbes said.

Calvin didn't listen. He packed so many stuff, Calvin's bag had to be tied to the top of the car. Calvin clothes bag was in the car. After several hours of packing, they loaded their stuff into the car. The family piled into the car and drove off.

After an hour in the car, Calvin started to get impatient.

"Are we there yet?" asked Calvin.

"No" Hobbes said.

"Are we there yet?" Calvin asked again.

"No!" Dad shouted.

"Are we there yet?" Calvin asked YET again.

"NOOOOO!" Mom screamed

After ten minutes of Calvin asking "Are we there yet?" and Calvin's parents screaming "NO!", they got to Burger King. Calvin ran up to the cashier.

"I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS AND THOSE SHAKE'EM UP FRIES RIGHT NOW!" Calvin yelled to the cashier.

"Calvin, let me order the food!" Mom said firmly.

Calvin grumbled to himself while walking to his table. After 5 minutes, Calvin got his dinner.

"Hobbes, I have to go to the bathroom. DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD." Calvin said.

"Ok" Hobbes giggled.

Calvin rushed to the restroom. After 5 seconds, women ran out screaming their heads off. Then Calvin came out.

"Sorry. Wrong bathroom." he said.

Calvin ran into the MEN'S restroom. While he was gone, Hobbes ordered 1,000,000 packs of the Shake'em up peppers for the fries (don't ask me how) and dumped all of the pepper grains into the bag of fries. He shook the bag up and sat down, waiting patiently for Calvin to come back. After 1 more minute, Calvin came back.

"Boy did I have to go!" he said.

Hobbes snickered to himself.

Calvin ate the chicken nuggets. After 5 minutes, Calvin got to the fries.

"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" Hobbes thought to himself as Calvin started to eat the fries. Here are the details of Calvin's reaction:

5 seconds: Calvin looked normal.

10 seconds: He started to sweat.

15 seconds: Calvin's eyes widened and his pupils shrunk.

20 seconds: Calving started to sweat a lot and a vortex spiral was surrounding Calvin's pupils.

25 seconds: Calvin turned red.

30 seconds: Calvin started turning into random colors.

35 seconds: Calvin's mouth and body started to glow as bright as the sun.

40 seconds: Calvin started to breathe fire everywhere at once.

"HOT! HOT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!"

(A/N: This part is really disgusting. So if you are disturbed easily, I'd recommend you don't read this part)

Calvin ran out the restaurant and started drinking water out of a nearby swamp! (Told you it was disgusting!)

It took 5 minutes for Mom and Dad to restrain Calvin back under control.

(A/N: You can read now)

When they got into the car, Calvin received a stern lecture on how the swamp water could've easily poisoned him. When they started driving again Calvin stared at Hobbes who was snickering.

"Alright, Hobbes, how many packs of pepper did you put in my fries?"

"A few. Why?" Hobbes giggled.

Calvin's eyes bulged.

"LISTEN, FURBALL! DID YOU PUT 1,000 PACKS OF PEPPER IN MY FRIES?"

"CALVIN!" Dad yelled, "We're in traffic! Do us a favor and be quiet!"

Calvin sat back down.

"Stupid tiger" he grumbled to himself.

Nobody said another word for the rest of the trip.

2 hours later…

The family was in an unfamiliar land.

Calvin was reading a Captain Nitro book.

Hobbes was eating some of the tuna he packed.

Mom was reading a woman's magazine.

Dad was concentrating on driving.

He temper cooled down.

"Hey Calvin, we volunteering in the club you're joining" he said.

"Oh joy" Calvin said, with a bored expression.

Suddenly, a building came into view.

It was covered with red bricks, it was pretty tall, there were two glass doors at the front, and the words "COMICS CLUB" was written above it. There was a swimming pool in the back with a theater's screen in front of it.

"Wow…" Hobbes said, staring at it.

"Amazing…" Mom said, also looking at it.

"Are we there yet NOW?" Calvin asked again.

"Yes," Dad said, "We're here"