Castle
Jolly king jelly man jovially sang
"Soon, soon, soon the wedding bells will clang BOOM
Very very soon I will be a happy king
And this is the song that I shall sing... or rather am singing
Play the royal trumpets! (The royal trumpet players play their royal trumpets well)
Bum bada bum
Bring on the strumpets! (The strumpets come in whilst doing the can-can)
Lets all eat crumpets!"
They all stampeded to the buffet table where
Lugal glugal lugal lugal lugal lugal laaarrggghh
They all suffered indigestion from half masticated crumpets
"MIDGETS"
Authors notes:
tis a bit short, but who cares (bar Vron Vron)
By the way, if you don't know what a strumpet is you are illiterate, so ask your dear mama (mUm) or dictionary