Chapter 6

The night was crisp, the stars were sparkling and the moon was full of it… he had had it up to here indicates to head the sun was always shining in his eyes… and pseudo was singing his song.

La notte va senza di te, senza di te;
ti vorrei, ai quattro venti lo direi,
ascolta che nel buio c'è un po' di me.

Meanwhile Veronica was fussing over her dress, her boobs were to small, her corset was to big and her shoes didn't fit right. "Betty… Betty… BETTY!!!" As 'petite young woman' walked in to answer veronicas shrilling voice

"sowy vrrown, but me mums in tha kitchen, is there any fing I can do?"

"How dare she… pick me over the kitchen" 'petite young woman' looked confused, was it a rhetorical question?

"Any way the reason I called your mother, but got you which I am completely dissatisfied with… you're to pretty, and your one size bigger than me, if I was one size bigger this would dress would fit. Here take it, Take it TAKE IT!!! Show me up like u always do tho I never see u and you don't have a name" veronica striped at alarming rate like a hysterical bolt of lightning and haphazardly threw the dress at a mystified 'petite young woman'

"Now" she said in a almost calm voice "I'm going to chuck a spaz in the bathroom while at the same time fixing my hair, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WOMEN DO… THEY MULTI TASK!!! And see this frizz??? It's not going to unfrizz its self" she marches off in her undies holding her piece of hair.

'petit young woman' put on the dress and to her surprise it was a perfect fit when suddenly like the bananas in pinstripe pyjamas knock there heads together, an epiphany knocked her off her feet she quite literally fell over.

Getting up she to her knees, her finger snapped up narrowly missing her right… no no left, no right. Owh it doesn't matter the important thing is that it snaped up not entirely dissimilar to the icon featured below. "Vwon Vwon! I have the answer!" She walked up to the bathroom door and softly proposed "How about we make up for what you lack with a t-shirt. Come out now, I'll make it all better."

"My hair…" Veronica mumbled

"I'll fix that at the same time, I'll multitask like you, we can be women together."

"As long as I'm the bigger woman."

Authors' notes:

Song from:

Venti

Riccardo Fogli