A/N: don't own the characters... bl di bla... ENJOY!

HERMIONE

"Tell me!" Ginny cried, as she pushed me against the door of an empty classroom. If there was one thing Ginny was smarter than me on: it was social skills.

"Tell you what?" Ginny gave me a knowing look and rolled her eyes.

"Tell me why you were sleeping in the Hospital Wing?!" Her grin was growing wider, and looked like it would consume her face.

"I was checking up on someone and fell asleep." I shrugged and avoided her eyes.

"Who?" Ginny whispered. She smiled at me encouragingly and I suddenly felt an overwhelming feeling to tell her everything. I mean, she was one of my best friends at this school, and her experience with boys was.. well…. Lengthy compared to mine.

"Okay, no laughing, screaming, bragging, whining, crying or I-told-you-so's!" I held up 6 fingers to emphasise my point. Ginny nodded slyly.

"I went to check on Malfoy, in the hospital wing." Ginny took a sharp intake of breath and clapped her hands. I glared at her. She put her hands down. "And….. What happened? I know there's more!"

"Nothing really, except he got a blood nose halfway through the night and he was panicking and the only way I could calm him down was to…ah…" I sighed. Ginny was standing on her tiptoes. "I had to sit on his chest." Ginny's face crumpled, and I felt sure she was going start screaming random phrases. I closed my eyes and prepared to block my ears. What I heard was unexpected. Silence. I opened my eyes to see Ginny biting her bottom lip, her eyes brimming with tears as her whole body shook.

"Okay, you can laugh." I sighed, as she rushed past me into the empty classroom and collapsed on a desk.

"I don't think it's that hilarioius." I pouted.

"Oh." Cried Ginny, wiping tears from her eyes. "If you know what I know, you'd think it was." She quickly covered her mouth and began re-arranging the crumpled papers on the desk.

"Wait. What do you know?" I glared at the back of her head, before she rounded on me.

"Okay, I'll tell you. But don't get mad at me!" I was already mentally strangling her.

"I heard that Draco broke up with Pansy –"

"Were they even going out?" I interjected.

"No idea. But the point is – they broke up and Blaise was telling me that Draco's got his eye on a new girl, but won't say who!" Ginny bit her lip to stop from laughing again.

"NO!" I cried. "Don't even think it! There is no way in hell that Draco like me, if that's what your implying!"

Ginny shrugged. "I didn't say anything."

"That is so gross." I dramatically clutched my stomach, and collapsed back on the desk.

"Why, Hermione my dear," Ginny swooped to my side, clutching my hand and giggling. "Anyone would think you've never had a boyfriend before." She joked. I lifted my hand from across my forehead and looked at her. Ginny immediately became stone face.

"Oh."

"Well, except for Victor. That's about it." I sat up. "and don't go telling anyone about your little theory. Or I might tell Filch who jinxed him." I stood up and pushed open the classroom door.

"How did you kno-?" but the swinging door muffled the rest of her sentence.