A/N I finished the chapter, but then I didn't like it so I rewrote it! For some reason I'm having trouble writing this story, but I like this chapter. I'm going to make it like the show, but reversed, but I'm also going to change it a little. This chapter is based on the episode "The Fall" where Casey falls down the stairs and Derek calls her klutzilla. But guess what? It's opposite now (obviously)! Tell me what you think! R&R

Disclaimer: I already told you I don't own Life With Derek! Its sad isn't it? I know.

Chapter 5: The Klutz King

Two weeks later, Derek had gotten used to the school a little, he knew where all his classrooms were and where the cafeteria was, but he didn't know that many people being the new person, and Casey didn't exactly help him. She basically just ignored him.

Derek and Sam were walking down the stairs after their biology class, one of the only two classes they have together. Casey and Emily were walking up the stairs and Casey decided she wouldn't ignore him for once.

"Where'd you get that outfit? Nerds R' US?" Casey asked.

"Shut up Ca…?" Derek started, as he was looking at Casey's friend, but he missed the step and fell down the stairs, knocking down a bunch of people on the way down.

Everyone was laughing at Derek and then Casey yelled, "LOOK EVERYONE, Klutzilla!" That made everyone laugh even harder.

"Can you get off my ass, Klutzilla?" Deanna Masoner asked Derek, he had landed face first on her ass.

"Oh yeah sorry." Derek apologized as he was getting up. Sam had run down the stairs and helped Derek steady himself as he got up.

"Are you okay Derek?" Sam asked concerned.

"Yeah, yeah fine!"

"You may be fine, but I'm not, you will be hearing from my lawyer!" Deanna told him as she stood up and walked away from him.

"I really hate Casey right now! Is she still here?" Derek said

"Yeah, laughing with everyone else."

At the Top of The Stairs

"Case, who was that?" Emily asked not laughing.

"Oh no one, no one!" Casey said laughing.

"Casey, hurry up the principal is coming!" Emily said, as she looked down the stairs.

"Oh shit! That nerd might tell him it was my fault! Come on lets get to history!" Casey said walking away casually, so she didn't attract attention to herself. Emily followed after her to their classroom and they walked in right before the bell rang and sat down in two desks in the back of the room.

Back At The Stairs

Mr. Lassiter walked up to the kids still in a pile on the floor.

"What's going on here?" He asked in a stern voice.

"Someone knocked us all down! I don't know their name!" Deanna said annoyed as she walked back over.

"It's that guy!" Kayla Fenton said pointing at Derek. She had been on the very bottom of the pile, and was extremely mad.

Mr. Lassiter walked over to Derek and Sam. "What's your name?"

"Derek MacDonald."

"Can you tell me what happened?"

He won't believe that Casey's talking caused me to fall down stairs. I'll just say I fell.

"I fell and knocked all of those people down, I'm really sorry!"

"It's okay, just get to class…unless you're hurt, then go to the nurse."

"No, I'm fine Mr. Lassiter."

"Okay, good, get to class."

Later At Home

Derek was sitting in the living room watching TV with Lizzie, and Edwin.

"Derek!" Nora called from the kitchen. Derek got up and walked into the kitchen.

"Yeah?"

"I have to go to the store, you're in charge, so watch Marti." Marti was painting a box.

"Do I have to?"

"Yes. Bye!" Nora said as she walked out the door.

"Uhh!"

"Do you like my box Derek? Isn't it pretty?" Marti asked.

"Yeah, it's pretty." Derek said being nice to the little girl, I mean who wants to see a six year old cry. Marti smiled and continued to paint her box.

Casey walked in the door with her best friend Emily behind her. This was the first time she had brought someone home since the MacDonald's moved in. When Emily saw Derek she got a confused look on her face.

"Um Case, why is Klutzilla in your house?" She whispered into Casey's ear.

"Oh, he's my new step brother unfortunately." She said loudly.

"Thanks Casey. I love you to!" Derek said sarcastically.

"Yeah, whatever. Hey Smarti!"

"Hey Smacey!" Marti said looking up from her box.

"Hi, I'm Derek!" Derek said looking at Emily. He stuck his hand out for her to shake it and started to walk over to her but tripped and fell on top of Marti's box.

"Klutzilla strikes again!" Casey says laughing.

"You killed my box! I've been coloring it for a long time! You ruined it! Me and Daphne hate you!" Marti whined and then walked out of the room.

"Um, Daphne?"

"Her imaginary friend." Casey said looking at her nails.

"Okaaaay."

"Um…hi I'm Emily."

"Hi." Derek said.

"Come on Em, let's not hang around Klutzilla." Casey said pulling her friend out of the room.

"Uh, bye!" Emily called after him, not as rude as her best friend.

"Uh!" Derek said and sat down in a chair, when they were gone. He was mad that he had just made a fool out of himself.

I just blew it! Emily will never like me now! Wait, what? You think you like Casey, then you think you like Emily! But, why the hell should I like that bitch Casey anyway? Oh my god Derek, your life is so messed up!

Later At Dinner

"Derek, I heard what happened today." Edwin told him cracking a smile.

"What? How did you hear? You don't go to my school!"

"News travels fast." Edwin explained.

"What happened at school?" Nora asked.

"Oh nothing."

"He fell down the stairs knocking down like a million people. Now he's being sued for butt injuries." Casey explained.

"WHAT?" Nora yelled confused.

Emily was laughing at how Casey said that.

"You're being sued?" George asked.

"Yeah he is by Deanna Masoner."

"Stay out of this Casey." George said annoyed with her.

"She's going to give me the paper inviting me to court tomorrow she said."

"She can't win the case, just rip it up when she gives it to you."

"Um…okay." Derek agreed.

"But wait, Derek are you okay? Did you get hurt?" Nora asked concerned.

"He didn't but Deanna di…"

"Shut it Casey!" George yelled.

Casey rolled her eyes.

"No, I'm not hurt, but it's Casey's fault she was talking to me when it happened!"

"It's not my fault your a klutz!"

"You know what Casey? You're a…" Derek couldn't finish his sentence because he hit his plate and it went flying into the air and landed in his lap.

"Klutzilla strikes, for the third time today! A threepeat! Congratulations! You're officially the klutz king!" Casey said mockingly.

This got Derek really mad. "Casey, I swear to god…"

"You know what I just noticed Derek? Every time, today when you were being a klutz, Emily was there. I think you have crush!"

Emily blushed and stared down at her food, playing with it with her fork.

"NO!"

"Yeah, I think you do!"

"ENOUGH! EVERYBODY QUIET! I want to have a peaceful dinner, so NO talking!" George yelled.

Everyone sat quietly for the rest of the dinner. All you could hear were forks clacking when they came in contact with the plates.

A/N Tell me what you think! I want the truth, if you tell me what you think, I won't be mad believe me! I want to know how to improve my writing and this story!